Dispatch

Community route

The order Xbox players typically unlocked these achievements, from real unlock times. It is a description of what people did — not advice, and not a walkthrough. For someone’s recommended order, see walkthroughs.

34 of 35 achievements placed, from 1 player · Low confidence

  1. 1
    Did I drool on you?
    Common rarity,75%10G1 observationspread 0
  2. 2
    Nailed It
    Common rarity,55%10G1 observationspread 0
  3. 3
    Burning Chrome
    Common rarity,57%10G1 observationspread 0
  4. 4
    You gonna eat those twinks?
    Common rarity,67%10G1 observationspread 0
  5. 5
    Love ‘em from my mouth to my butt.
    Common rarity,27%10G1 observationspread 0
  6. 6
    Watch your back, Robert.
    Common rarity,26%30G1 observationspread 0
  7. 7
    Time's Running Out
    Uncommon rarity,12%10G1 observationspread 0
  8. 8
    I wish to make love to you again.
    Common rarity,27%30G1 observationspread 0
  9. 9
    Power Trip
    Common rarity,52%30G1 observationspread 0
  10. 10
    That’s, like, a real superhero.
    Common rarity,46%30G1 observationspread 0
  11. 11
    Min Max
    Uncommon rarity,18%10G1 observationspread 0
  12. 12
    From Zero To Hero
    Common rarity,49%10G1 observationspread 0
  13. 13
    Anti-Antivirus Club
    Common rarity,27%30G1 observationspread 0
  14. 14
    Getting to Know Yous
    Common rarity,54%10G1 observationspread 0
  15. 15
    Work Spouse
    Common rarity,36%30G1 observationspread 0
  16. 16
    All gas no brakes baby.
    Common rarity,34%120G1 observationspread 0
  17. 17
    Didn’t see that coming?
    Uncommon rarity,22%120G1 observationspread 0
  18. 18
    But I cheered for Invisigal...
    Common rarity,42%30G1 observationspread 0
  19. 19
    It smells very chemically in here.
    Common rarity,38%30G1 observationspread 0
  20. 20
    Career Development
    Common rarity,38%30G1 observationspread 0
  21. 21
    I’m the guy behind the desk.
    Uncommon rarity,12%30G1 observationspread 0
  22. 22
    There. You happy now?
    Sapphire rarity,6.9%10G1 observationspread 0
  23. 23
    Fool's Luck
    Uncommon rarity,12%10G1 observationspread 0
  24. 24
    Phoenixes Down
    Common rarity,30%10G1 observationspread 0
  25. 25
    H4ck3d by R0b3rt
    Amethyst rarity,3.7%30G1 observationspread 0
  26. 26
    Overkill
    Common rarity,33%10G1 observationspread 0
  27. 27
    Snake Eyes
    Common rarity,49%10G1 observationspread 0
  28. 28
    We can just be friends.
    Amethyst rarity,3.6%30G1 observationspread 0
  29. 29
    Shift Was Lit
    Common rarity,25%10G1 observationspread 0
  30. 30
    Modded
    Common rarity,27%10G1 observationspread 0
  31. 31
    Sorry, kid.
    Common rarity,32%120G1 observationspread 0
  32. 32
    I'm a bleeder.
    Common rarity,26%30G1 observationspread 0
  33. 33
    I can confirm he’s a bad ass.
    Uncommon rarity,20%30G1 observationspread 0
  34. 34
    Muuuuurrrdaaaaah!
    Uncommon rarity,15%30G1 observationspread 0

Ranked by median unlock position within dispatch, computed 2026-10-15 · route-v1. Positions are counted inside this section only, so playing other content between these achievements does not affect the order. Aggregate figures only — no individual player’s history is shown.