Goat Simulator: Remastered

Community route

The order Xbox players typically unlocked these achievements, from real unlock times. It is a description of what people did — not advice, and not a walkthrough. For someone’s recommended order, see walkthroughs.

1. 1
   Rymdskepp i Rymden

   Sapphire rarity,5.0%15G1 observationspread 0
2. 2
   Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

   Amethyst rarity,4.0%15G1 observationspread 0
3. 3
   Cardio Kills Your Gains

   Amethyst rarity,2.5%15G1 observationspread 0
4. 4
   I am Bread

   Amethyst rarity,4.8%15G1 observationspread 0
5. 5
   Mattress Madness

   Amethyst rarity,1.6%15G1 observationspread 0
6. 6
   Try Hard

   Amethyst rarity,2.1%32G1 observationspread 0
7. 7
   Voluntary QA

   Amethyst rarity,2.7%15G1 observationspread 0
8. 8
   Goat Theft Auto

   Amethyst rarity,4.8%15G1 observationspread 0
9. 9
   I’m a Dynamite

   Sapphire rarity,5.5%15G1 observationspread 0
10. 10
    Chief Fidget

    Amethyst rarity,1.4%32G1 observationspread 0

Ranked by median unlock position within goat simulator: remastered, computed 2026-10-14 · route-v1. Positions are counted inside this section only, so playing other content between these achievements does not affect the order. Aggregate figures only — no individual player’s history is shown.