You Suck at Parking

Community route

The order Xbox players typically unlocked these achievements, from real unlock times. It is a description of what people did — not advice, and not a walkthrough. For someone’s recommended order, see walkthroughs.

1. 1
   Take off the training wheels

   Common rarity,48%20G2 observationsspread 0
2. 2
   Time to shine

   Common rarity,31%20G1 observationspread 0
3. 3
   Look mom, no hands

   Uncommon rarity,15%50G1 observationspread 0
4. 4
   Parked is parked

   Uncommon rarity,17%50G1 observationspread 0
5. 5
   Braking bad

   Common rarity,28%50G1 observationspread 0

Ranked by median unlock position within base game, computed 2026-09-20 · route-v1. Positions are counted inside this section only, so playing other content between these achievements does not affect the order. Aggregate figures only — no individual player’s history is shown.