Fable II

You, or a friend, excavated a site discovered by the dog and found something.

Five human enemies were killed with one magnificent spell.

You, or a friend, showed what it takes to be a model employee.

Marriage is so great, one might as well do it twice!

You have turned hollow man-killing into an artform. Turns out it wasn't a flesh wound.

You, or a friend, are the most famous person in Albion. Heroes deserve to be celebrities!

You, or a friend, kicked a poor, defenceless chicken. Good thing they have reinforced feathers.

You, or a friend, plunged an incredible 500 feet off a cliff. Heights hold no fears for Heroes.

You performed a perfect co-op expression. Isn't it nice playing together?

You, or a friend, have gathered every expression, pet trick and ability available. Such dedication.

Your dog, or another Hero's, has one more trick in his repertoire.

You, or a friend, collected all the Hero dolls. Shame you can't auction them off now.

You achieved a co-op combat bonus.

You, or a friend, have mastered the chain attack. Lightning-quick strikes are almost unstoppable.

The Needs of the One' has condemned thousands to death for nothing but gold.

Are achievements really worth the lives of so many innocents? Probably.

You, or a friend, have taken purity or corruption to its utmost extreme.

The Needs of The Few' has condemned thousands to death so that loved ones might live.

A Hero won 500 gold at a tavern game in one sitting. Time for more gambling!

You uncovered the gargoyles' treasure. The cheeky rocks have mocked you for the last time.

Everybody knows black is the coolest colour.

You, or a friend, changed titles. We still know who you really are. No one hides from us.

You were there when the Hero of Skill was recruited.

You were there when the Hero of Strength was recruited.

You were there when the Hero of Will was recruited.

You, or a friend, found every single silver key in Albion. Some would call you obsessive. Not us.

So, proud of yourself? Big brave hunter killed an innocent rabbit? How do you sleep at night?

Tattoos are forever. Just like this achievement.

You, or a friend, committed an act of public indecency. Oh, the shame of it.

The whole of Albion has heard the songs you've commissioned about yourself. Show-off.

Thag the Impatient has been defeated. Albion has a new Hero.

You, or a friend, have taken morality to its utmost extreme. Neutral Heroes are so boring.

You, or a friend, have contributed to the population of Albion.

You, or a friend, spread the joy (and pain) of intoxication to five people in under three minutes.

You, or a friend, convinced someone to hand over a present.

A gift was sent to an Xbox LIVE friend. Aren't Heroes nice people?

You, or a friend, threw a really swinging party. No one spreads joy like a Hero.

You, or your friend, played fetch with the dog. That little fellow just loves to play.

A property was sold for twice its original value. Now that's good business.

You, or a friend, managed to steal something from a house while people stood nearby.

You, or a friend, organised the perfect date. Let's hope it was worth the trouble.

There is no richer Hero in the whole of Albion!

The Needs of the Many' has sacrificed loved ones so that many more will live.

You, or a friend, hit three targets with one shot. Reaver himself would be envious.

You, or a friend, performed a perfect expression and impressed a villager. Heroes are such a posers.

You, or a friend, got married! You don't remember the wedding night? You were probably drunk.

You went to bed with more than one person and... Well, why do you think we blacked out the screen?

Bandits deserve having their minds messed with, and it's also jolly good fun!

A child Hero collected five gold pieces for a fateful purpose.

There is nothing more fulfilling than doing one's job well!

You, or another Hero, have recovered the lost lore of Knothole Island.

Thanks to heroic trading skills, every mystery item in The Box of Secrets has been uncovered.

You, or a friend, managed to collect all the special dyes secreted in other worlds.

The Colosseum's resident necromancer stood little chance against such a Hero.

You, or a friend, managed to find all of Murgo's statuettes. A career in swindling beckons.

All the Demon Doors in Albion have been opened. No wonder there’s an unnatural draught.

A Hero dressed as a chicken and proceeded to kick many of its own kind. We're sickened.

Nothing makes people laugh more than hobbes dressed as heroes. Except Heroes dressed as hobbes.

20,000 Colosseum points! Few have attained such a landmark. Less than a million, probably.

A balverine Hero scared five innocent bystanders. How were they to know it was just a costume?

You, or a friend, recovered all the totems in Knothole Island and reactivated the Weather Chamber.

You, or a friend, reached an impressive multiplier of 10 in the intimidating Colosseum.

Heroes are the harbingers of injuries both painful and comedic. Which explains the 25 groin shots.

Being a Hero isn't just about quests, it's about spreading the love. A lot of love.

You, or a friend, brought a wave of nausea to five poor people. It was probably fake rotting flesh.

You have seen what is to come. But will you be ready for the future when it arrives?