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Goat Simulator 3 100% guide

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Chronological Xbox Series X|S and Windows route for all 64 achievements, including Multiverse of Nonsense and Baadlands: Furry Road.

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  • ETA

    Estimated time, as the guide’s author estimates: 29-38 hours

  • Difficulty

    4/10, as the guide’s author rates it

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Before You Start

This guide covers the original Goat Simulator 3 achievement stack on Xbox Series X|S and Windows 10. It does not cover Goat Simulator 3: Xbox One Edition.

The complete stack contains 64 achievements worth 2,135 Gamerscore:

  • Base game — 39 achievements / 1,000G
  • Multiverse of Nonsense — 15 achievements / 570G
  • Baadlands: Furry Road — 10 achievements / 565G

Both achievement DLCs are required for the full 2,135G. Optional paid content does not add achievements and is not part of the required completion contract. That includes the Hocus Pocus Pack (5 Instincts), Super Duper Pack (6 Instincts), Buck to the Future (22 gears, 6 Instincts, 1 goat) and Digital Downgrade (cosmetics).

Instincts in every ledger must be unlocked before they can be completed. Since update 1.2.0.4 (December 18, 2025), performing a still-locked Instinct gives no credit. Instincts unlock when you absorb an Instinct Shrine (seven in San Angora, three in the Multiverse, two active in the Baadlands) or, for gear-linked Instincts, when you own the gear; until then the menu shows "hidden instinct, find the gear to unlock". Absorb every Shrine as soon as it is revealed, and do not expect retroactive credit for actions performed earlier. Pinning an Instinct (up to three) is a useful tracking habit, not a requirement.

As of October 13, 2026, no achievement in this stack is unobtainable or discontinued.

Coffee Stain has announced a paid expansion, Ticket to Dizzyworld, for November 19, 2026. It will add new achievements; this guide covers the 64 achievements live before its release.

There are no difficulty achievements, no New Game+ requirement, and no forced online or co-op achievements. The entire completion can be done solo.

There is one completion-critical window: in Multiverse of Nonsense, collect the Mining Oar rubble relic and the robot-shoulder relic before the final mission, because their rifts are reportedly unreachable afterward and no post-ending recovery is confirmed. There is no other point of no return. The route also treats the base-game opening achievement I Watched the Intro and the Multiverse opening achievement This Took Half My Life as routing-missable because both are easiest to handle immediately instead of relying on later replay behavior.

The efficient structure is:

Base Game → Multiverse of Nonsense → Baadlands: Furry Road

Within the base game, prioritize Goat Towers, useful traversal gear, ramps, Events and Secret Events before the large collectible and Instinct sweeps.

Base Game — San Angora

Opening, Goat Castle, and Map Reveal

Start by protecting the only achievement that matters during the opening sequence.

I Watched the Intro

Do not skip the opening.

Remain in the wagon through the complete intro sequence until the farmer releases Pilgor.

Once the sequence completes normally, I Watched the Intro unlocks.

Forgotten Sorority

Synchronize your first Goat Tower and follow the initial progression into Goat Castle.

F Tier is the Castle's starting rank and needs no Illuminati Points. When you reach Goat Castle for the first time and the opening scene plays (another goat cleans the place up), Forgotten Sorority unlocks automatically. There is no F-Tier reward to claim.

While you are there, absorb the Goat Castle throne-room Instinct Shrine.

Synchronization Complete

Synchronize all six San Angora Goat Towers.

As you explore around newly revealed territory, absorb each nearby Instinct Shrine as soon as it appears rather than leaving Shrines until the end. San Angora has seven: Goat Castle throne room, Fairmeadows Ranch (west, outside the ranch), Suburbsville, Mornwood Falls, Downtown (LUX roof), Goatenburg (toilet block) and Libertarian Island. Shrines show on the map once the nearby tower is synced. Each Shrine unlocks that area's Instincts; performing an Instinct before it is unlocked gives no credit.

In Mornwood Falls, pick up the Paraglider, a ground pickup on the mountain summit by the Mornwood Goat Tower. Keep it available for later traversal and collectible cleanup.

Synchronizing the sixth tower unlocks Synchronization Complete.

What a Waste of Money

Buy the Gators shoes in the Wardrobe. They are available from the start and are cheap.

Early Mobility and Ramp Sweep

Work through the ramps early: they are quick, and the Daredevil Helmet (20 ramps) and Wheeler Dealer (29 ramps) help later. Ramps are not marked on the map; the Collectibles menu is your checklist.

Daredevil

Collectibles 29 collectibles

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Fossil Fuel station — Behind the Fossil Fuel gas station on the west side; follow the road behind it.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Farmer talent show road — West side, across the road from the farmer talent show.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: South of Brumehill Cemetery — South of Brumehill Cemetery, partly out of sight. Easy to overlook.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Between solar farm and trailer park — Between the Sun and Son solar farm and the Redneck Haven trailer park.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Redneck Haven north-east — North-east side of the Redneck Haven trailer park.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Solar panel farm — On the Sun and Son solar panel farm.

  • Pointy Foods Factory: Factory west side — Outside the factory on its west side, off the highway shortly before Suburbsville.

  • Pointy Foods Factory: Chatana Yoga — Behind Chatana Yoga on the far east edge of Suburbsville, next to the factory side of town. Counts under Pointy Foods Factory in the menu, not Suburbsville.

  • Suburbsville: Swede's house — Next to the Swede's house, across from the SWEKIA store, south-east of the Goat Tower.

  • Suburbsville: Birthday-party house — East side, outside Philip's birthday-party house (same spot as the Fallout "nuke" Easter-egg zone).

  • Suburbsville: Fishing pier — Overlooking the fishing pier on the east side, north of the sewer. Needed for the Suburbsville count because the Chatana Yoga ramp is filed under Pointy Foods.

  • Construction Site: Concrete tube — Through the concrete tube in the middle of the site.

  • Construction Site: South side — South side of the site, over a building with a red door.

  • Mornwood Falls: Hiking-trail rest stop — Path north of the hiking-trail rest stop, south-east of the Mount Inferno entrance.

  • Mornwood Falls: Boar Den above the zoo — Mountains east of the San Angora Zoo near the Boar Den, squeezed between a trailer, a small trinket cave and some pigs; the jump lands in the zoo. Easy to overlook.

  • Sawmill: North-east side — North-east side of the sawmill, above the ocean.

  • Hoofer Dam: Welcome sign — Behind the "Welcome to Mornwood Falls" sign, west of the dam.

  • Hoofer Dam: Southern control tower — Next to the southern control tower on the dam.

  • Downtown: Doretto's car shop — East side, next to Doretto's car shop at the foot of the dam.

  • Downtown: Freeway underpass — Underneath the freeway south of Downtown, by the Quiet Hill rest area.

  • Downtown: Port eastern gate — Eastern gate to the Port of San Angora.

  • Downtown: Port main building — Inside the main (white) building at the port.

  • Downtown: Port eastern pier — End of the eastern pier at the port, toward the ocean, between red shipping containers.

  • Goatenburg: Clover St sign — Clover St, the street directly north of the Goat Tower, under the "Welcome to Clover St" sign. Use a car; reported not to count on a bike. Easy to do first, right at the Goat Tower.

  • Goatenburg: Capracabana beach — South end of Capracabana beach, at the end of the beach pier.

  • Goatenburg: Duncan's Donuts forecourt — Through a pink shipping container into the forecourt of Duncan's Donuts, north side of San Angora Octopark.

  • Goatenburg: Southern construction site — Construction site on the south side of Goatenburg; the ramp is through the construction building and the approach looks like a plain slope. Easy to overlook.

  • Goatenburg: Libertarian Island bridge — South of the Distopia festival near the bridge toward Libertarian Island, at the Route 55 sign; launches through a pink shipping container.

  • Goatenburg: 5G tower substation — 5G tower substation in the north, north-west of the Distopia festival, behind the last 5G tower.

Use a car to launch from all 29 base-game ramps. Grab any roadside car and drive off each ramp at speed. A qualifying jump sets off fireworks and slow motion with a camera change. If you get no fireworks, the jump did not count.

Ramps are not marked on the map. The Collectibles menu is your checklist: it lists ramps by area and shows which ones you have. If the total comes up short, compare the per-area counts in the menu to find the area that is missing one.

The 29 ramps split by area as follows:

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: 6
  • Pointy Foods Factory: 2 (this includes the Chatana Yoga ramp on the far east edge of Suburbsville)
  • Suburbsville: 3
  • Construction Site: 2
  • Mornwood Falls: 2
  • Sawmill: 1
  • Hoofer Dam: 2
  • Downtown: 5
  • Goatenburg: 6

Rewards are based on your running total, not on any particular ramp: 10 ramps unlocks the Daredevil Blanket, 20 ramps the Daredevil Helmet, and 29 ramps Wheeler Dealer plus the Daredevil achievement. Do not treat the Helmet as a sign that you are finished.

A single loop works well: Fairmeadows Ranch and Pointy Foods Factory, then Suburbsville and the Construction Site, then Mornwood Falls, the Sawmill and Hoofer Dam, then Downtown, and finish in Goatenburg. Any order is safe and nothing is missable, since every ramp can be jumped again.

The Clover St ramp, directly north of the Goat Tower, is reported not to count on a bike, so use a car there. A few ramps are easy to overlook: the Goatenburg construction-site ramp (it looks like a plain slope into a building), the one south of Brumehill Cemetery, and the Mornwood Falls ramp wedged between a trailer, a small trinket cave and some pigs.

Each ramp's location is listed in the Collectibles section under Ramps — San Angora. Finish all 29 before the large collectible sweep.

Fairmeadows Ranch and Pointy Foods

Work through the nearby Events and miscellaneous achievements while the region is already active.

Reach the Stratosphere

Pick up the Jetpack from the Pointy Foods Factory smokestacks and equip it.

Fly straight up until the game returns Pilgor to the map. Being flung out of the map boundary is the trigger.

That triggers Reach the Stratosphere.

Egg Simulator

Home Grown Chicken is a Secret Event at the Chicken Eggs barn in north-west Fairmeadows Ranch, just west of Brumehill Cemetery. A giant chicken eats whatever is in its food bowl when the bell is rung.

For the achievement, Pilgor himself must be in the bowl when the bell rings. The chicken swallows you and you roll out as an egg, which unlocks Egg Simulator.

The timing is tight. Solo methods that work:

  • Jump, headbutt the bell, and land in the dish before touching the ground.
  • Equip Riser, stand just inside the dish rim, headbutt the bell, then back up slightly.

In co-op, one player sits in the dish while the other rings the bell.

Cannibanana

Complete How It’s Made, a normal map-marked Event, to obtain the Abominana form. After the Event, step into the large testing tubes in front of the scientists to become Abominana.

As Abominana, find an ordinary banana and lick it.

That unlocks Cannibanana.

[REDACTED]

Buy the Eggplant head item (6,969) and the Eggplant fur in the Wardrobe shop. Remove all other gear, then play as Abominana wearing:

  • Eggplant head
  • Eggplant fur

Use the actual purchased equipment. Do not rely on merely previewing an unavailable wardrobe item.

This can be handled early once How It’s Made and the required Eggplant cosmetics have made the full combination available.

Where is It?

At the isolated pond near central Suburbsville, enter the drainage pipe and take the first right down the tunnel.

Approach the clown hidden inside to trigger the achievement.

Mornwood Falls and Fairmeadows Secrets

While in Mornwood Falls, complete Bigfoot Sighted! near the centre of the area to capture Big Foot. It gates both Crocsquatch and Streaking.

Into the Matrix

Get the Purity Ring from inside the hobbit hut on the right side of Fairmeadows Ranch, near Dilbo's Journey; headbutt the door to get in. Equip it.

In the small orange area in the middle of Mornwood Falls, find the lava pit, jump across the rocks and enter the black doorway with lava streaming around it. With the Purity Ring equipped, jump into the lava. Pilgor is taken to the black-and-white train station and the achievement unlocks.

Car Cave

Take a vehicle to the small garage next to the Fossil Fuel dinosaur gas station.

Drive inside and honk.

The platform lowers and reveals the hidden area required for Car Cave.

401(K.O.)

Complete the Trespassing! Event on the right side of Fairmeadows Ranch. This opens the way to the Kärring gear but does not award it:

  1. Defeat the grandma in the rocking chair who shoots yarn balls, then go through the open cellar door behind her into the retro, Doom-style basement level.
  2. Work through the level to the room where about five Kärring turrets fire at once. The chest with the Kärring gear is on the far side; it can take a few attempts through the yarn fire. The Purity Ring (see Into the Matrix) makes the grandmas ignore you, which helps.
  3. Leave at least one grandma standing.

Equip Kärring and use its attack to knock down another Kärring, either a grandma left in the level or the one in the garden outside. If none remain, leave the area, use Respawn from the pause menu and re-enter; the grandmas come back.

Suburbsville and the Beach

A Center for Ants?

Complete Practicing Shrink in upper-central Suburbsville.

The house involved shrinks. Lick or headbutt the tiny house.

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation

This is the Secret Event Self Reflection. Go to Chatana Yoga on the east edge of Suburbsville (the last building before the map edge), stand or lie on an empty mat, and make no input for the whole session, about five minutes. Any input cancels it, so pick a free mat.

Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Go to Capracabana beach on the left side of Goatenburg and run along it with slow motion toggled on.

Libertarian Island

Crocsquatch

This needs three steps:

  1. Complete Bigfoot Sighted! in Mornwood Falls to capture Big Foot.
  2. Pick up the Fashionista back gear near the base of the giant founder statue on Libertarian Island.
  3. Fire Fashionista's shoes at the captured Big Foot.

Streaking

With Bigfoot Sighted! complete, buy the Birthday Suit fur in the Wardrobe for 5,000. If it does not appear, set the Wardrobe sort to Default.

Equip it and run onto the Hoofball field on the right (north-east) side of Suburbsville.

San Angora: Become Human

The Capra Erectus cave is on the right side of Libertarian Island, behind a large rock.

Baa at the rock, go inside, and find Superstar.

Downtown, Goatenburg, and the Coast

Nasty!

At the Fossil Fuel gas station on the left side of Fairmeadows Ranch, stand under the rear of the giant dinosaur until it squirts Pilgor.

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

The hidden parking garage is near the bottom of Downtown, behind the police station. Get under the garage door, either by opening it with Angry Goat or by ragdoll-sliding beneath it.

Find the perfectly round boulder and lick it.

If needed, a headbutt is a reasonable fallback interaction.

French Fika

The achievement text says croissant, but the target is the large golden donut statue on the left side of Downtown.

Headbutt it off its stand and lick it.

Club Mohair

Get the Suit Up! body item, a secret item in the LUX store in Downtown: go into a fitting room. Equip it.

At the Port of San Angora, stand in front of the black container labelled Club Mohair. It opens; navigate the maze inside to the hidden rave floor.

Real Buoy

This is the Secret Event Belly of the Beast. Climb onto the buoy in the ocean off the right side of the map and a whale swallows Pilgor.

To get out, hit the uvula three times.

Black Market

The Black Market door is on the middle-right side of Goatenburg, down by the water.

Perform the Bow emote at the door to open it.

Castle Rank Push and High-Value Events

Now push Goat Castle progression aggressively.

Illuminati Point thresholds:

  • F Tier — automatic (0)
  • E Tier — 15
  • D Tier — 30
  • C Tier — 55
  • B Tier — 90
  • A Tier — 130
  • S Tier — 175

Regular Events appear on the map once that region's Goat Tower is synced. Secret Events do not appear until completed. Events and Goat Tower syncs award points; each Event shows its own value in the Events tab. Completing every regular Event is not enough for S Tier, so Secret Events are required.

Complete marked Events and Secret Events as you travel until the Castle reaches the required ranks.

Secret Events checklist (22). None show on the map until done, and there is no in-game "remaining" list, so tick these off.

Fairmeadows Ranch

  • Fit For The Cross — Brumehill Cemetery church. Finish Pay Respect first (it opens the church), then carry four people onto the treadmills inside. Opens the Sweat Angel car.
  • Home Grown Chicken — Chicken Eggs barn, north-west Fairmeadows. Ring the bell by the door; the giant chicken eats what is in the bowl (see Egg Simulator).
  • Oopsie — silo east of the dinosaur gas station. Shove the NPCs aside and pull the pink gum off the silo with your tongue; the silo falls and can be climbed.
  • Forbidden Fruit — golden apple tree west of Redneck Haven, past the pond. Lick the apple. Unlocks the Ark.
  • Dilbo's Journey — hobbit hole near Yakedo Hot Springs. Take the Purity Ring and finish the lava run (see Into the Matrix).
  • Big Egg on Little Island — Easter Island near the hot springs. Complete Egg Crackdown (12 hidden eggs) first, stand on the glowing circle on a moai, then jump into the yolk of the cracked egg. Not confirmed on the current build.

Suburbsville

  • Self Reflection — Chatana Yoga, east Suburbsville. Idle on a mat for five minutes.

Mornwood Falls

  • Treehuggers — knock five hippies out of trees: beside the sawmill ramp, along the sawmill path, on the island west of the sawmill, near the Mornwood Shrine, and behind the northern bridge toward Suburbsville.
  • Horror Corridor — Best Stop, Quiet Hill (west). Break the tape recorder on the right shelf, beat the shooting grandma in the wheelchair, look at the goat in the toilet, then leave through the left door with white light.
  • Crash Site — mountain east of the sawmill (wooden stairs up the cliff). Do Global Warming first, then hit the green light on the crashed UFO.

Downtown

  • Sword in the Stone — hill south of the Downtown tower. Headbutt the straining man, then pull the sword with your tongue.
  • Exterminator — billboard west of the Downtown Shrine (yellow stairs). Swing the giant fly swatter onto the fly circling the neighbouring building.
  • Go Big — clown with a giant balloon on the square south of the Downtown Shrine, by the fountain. Jump on the foot pump until it ends.
  • Free Money — two blue ATMs by the police station. Headbutt for 500 hits (slow; leave for last). A counter appears after the first hit.
  • 5G Upgrade — three distant power plants (see Welcome to Earth below).

Goatenburg

  • Dam It — Daredevil circus cannon; fire yourself into the Hoofer Dam on the left.
  • Belly of the Beast — the red buoy off the east edge (see Real Buoy).
  • Octo-Bonk — giant octopus statue in the central park. Drive a car into it.
  • Styled by Henri — barber chair north of the park. Carry any NPC into it.
  • Global Warming — roof of Goldball Sachs Investments (sewer-grate air, red-lever lift). Hit the golden globe repeatedly to free a UFO. Unlocks Crash Site.
  • DE_SAND2 — inside the Sandcastles in the Sand building. Finish Sandcastles in the Sand first, then destroy every enemy sand figure.

Libertarian Island

  • Day and Night Cycle — finish The Founding Father first (crank the reel at the founder statue until the lighthouse rises), then climb the lighthouse and hit the bulb.

Suggested order when short on points: finish regular Events region by region, then Fairmeadows secrets, Mornwood (Treehuggers, Horror Corridor), Goatenburg (Global Warming first), Downtown, 5G Upgrade and Day and Night Cycle. Leave Free Money, Self Reflection and Big Egg for last. If you are still short, do the post-launch Events: Egg Crackdown, Crack in Time, Birdhday Presents, and the three Gear Competition Events (Fishing for Bob and Puppet Show in Downtown, Plunger Practice in Goatenburg). Their point value is not confirmed, so use them only as a top-up.

Imperial Mausoleum and Children of the Hay are ordinary Fairmeadows Events; if they are not on the map after the tower sync, go to the spot.

Private Club

Reach E Tier (15 points).

Rogue Guild

Reach D Tier (30 points).

Covert Consortium

Reach C Tier (55 points).

Welcome to Earth

Complete the Secret Event 5G Upgrade. It has three power plants, far apart:

  • Fairmeadows, south — power plant behind a gate you hop.
  • Suburbsville, east — black van outside the entrance; the junction box is on the second level behind the building nearest the water, north of Chatana Yoga.
  • Goatenburg, north peak — near the Dystopia building; the junction box is by the back corner at the cliff, and the first node is reached via the yellow mat across from you.

At each plant, ram the broken junction box to pick up a short-lived charge, then charge the three nodes. The charge expires quickly: go back to the junction box and retry, and nodes already charged stay charged. Wall-running, bounce pads, wings or a zipline help. Finishing the last plant sends a beam across the map and three UFOs appear.

This begins the alien-invasion progression.

Secret Society

Reach B Tier (90 points).

Goat Queen

At B Tier, go up the stairs to the second level of Goat Castle and jump or sit on the throne. Some players report the throne appearing as early as C Tier, so check for it after the C-Tier upgrade; B Tier is the safe point.

Shadow Syndicate

Reach A Tier (130 points).

New Goat Order

Continue marked and Secret Events until Goat Castle reaches S Tier at 175 Illuminati Points.

Do not stop after exhausting only the obvious marked Events. If you are short, finish the remaining Secret Events from the checklist above, then the post-launch Events.

S Tier Castle and Story Finish

Move! That! Bus!

With an S-Tier Castle, change all 25 customizable Castle items. Some players only got the achievement after changing all 25 in a single session, so do them in one sitting.

Don’t touch the servers

After S Tier, headbutt the farmer into the abyss to start the boss fight and win all three rounds. Then destroy every server in the room; the achievement unlocks there. Outrun the collapse to reach the credits.

Finishing the story does not lock you out of San Angora cleanup.

Base Collectible Cleanup

You should now have the major tools needed for efficient cleanup, including:

  • synchronized Goat Towers
  • Daredevil Helmet
  • Paraglider
  • broad Event completion
  • access to the Collectibles menu

Use the game's own tracking to narrow the remaining work instead of blindly repeating completed content.

Certified Fresh

Collectibles 6 collectibles

  • Goatenburg: Horror Movie, cinema roof — On the cinema roof in eastern Goatenburg. Use the exterior traversal route, including the bounce and fire-escape access, then take it directly inside.

  • Goatenburg: Love, beside the cinema — Beside the cinema: go to its right side, cross the short wooden plank bridge, and find the tape near the towel by the volleyball area.

  • Downtown: Where the Heck is Steve?, red staircase booth — Central Downtown, at the booth beneath the prominent red staircase; the tape is on the counter.

  • Downtown: Reinfaus - A Bag's Beginning, billboard — High on the Downtown billboard or platform advertising the movie; use the connected traversal and grind route to reach it.

  • Suburbsville: Co-living with a Goat EP 01, house east of Pool Party — Inside the house directly east of Pool Party, in the living area near the workout equipment. The goat-themed interior marks it.

  • Suburbsville: The Destroyer, park bench — On a park bench in Suburbsville. Carry it directly to the cinema rather than fast travelling.

Find and process all six base-game movie tapes:

  1. Horror Movie
  2. Love
  3. Where the Heck is Steve?
  4. Reinfaus - A Bag’s Beginning
  5. Co-living with a Goat EP 01
  6. The Destroyer

The tapes are spread across Goatenburg (2), Downtown (2) and Suburbsville (2). The map does not mark them; each tape's spot is also listed in the Collectibles section.

Horror Movie is on the cinema roof. Use the exterior traversal route, including the available bounce/fire-escape access, and take it directly inside.

Love is beside the cinema. Go to the cinema's right side, cross the short wooden bridge/plank, and find the tape near the towel by the volleyball area.

Where the Heck is Steve? is in central Downtown at the booth beneath the prominent red staircase. The tape is on the counter.

Reinfaus - A Bag’s Beginning is high on a Downtown billboard/platform advertising the movie. Use the connected traversal/grind route to reach it.

Co-living with a Goat EP 01 is inside the house directly east of Pool Party. Look for the unusual goat-themed interior and find the tape in the living area near the workout equipment.

The Destroyer is lying on a park bench in Suburbsville.

Each tape must be physically returned to the cinema in eastern Goatenburg.

Carry the tape to the projector room and insert it into the giant VHS player. Eject the currently inserted tape when necessary.

As a precaution, carry tapes on foot or by vehicle rather than fast travelling with one, since fast travel may leave the tape behind.

You do not need to watch the full movie. Once the player accepts the tape and begins playing it, record that title as complete.

Do not use the Lost Tapes Event itself as proof that all six are done. That Event can complete after only one tape.

Likewise, loose or previously ejected tapes near the projector are not a reliable completion ledger. Track the six unique titles.

A practical order is:

Horror Movie → Love → Where the Heck is Steve? → Reinfaus → Co-living with a Goat EP 01 → The Destroyer

The order is organizational, not mandatory.

If a tape seems to be lost, return to the title screen, continue the same save and check its normal spot again.

Certified Fresh unlocks after all six unique tapes have been accepted by the cinema player.

Try Hard 2

Collect all 200 original San Angora Trinkets.

Regional accounting:

  • Fairmeadows Ranch — 31
  • Brumehill Cemetery — 4
  • Pointy Foods Factory — 14
  • Construction Site — 6
  • Suburbsville — 32
  • San Angora Zoo — 7
  • Mornwood Falls — 19
  • Sawmill — 8
  • Hoofer Dam — 8
  • Downtown — 29
  • Goatenburg — 37
  • Libertarian Island — 5

Total: 200

Collect obvious Trinkets naturally during the main route, but leave the systematic sweep until this phase. Several Trinkets only appear or become reachable after Events such as Dam It, Eviction Notice, Suit Up!, Moving Help, The Big Red Button, Swedes Assemble, Pay Respect, Hobo the Grey, The Founding Father, Trespassing! and Tech Support, which is why the sweep belongs after the Event push.

The map does not mark Trinkets. Use the Collectibles menu, which lists each area's numbered Trinkets and shows which ones you have, to identify incomplete sub-areas and missing entries.

Every Trinket's spot is listed in the Collectibles section, grouped by area. Outside guides' numbers do not always match the in-game menu, so identify missing Trinkets by area and landmark rather than by number.

For missing-only cleanup:

  1. Open Map → Collectibles.
  2. Identify an incomplete sub-area.
  3. Note the missing entries.
  4. Open that area's list in the Collectibles section.
  5. Check the listed spots you have not yet visited.
  6. Confirm the regional count advances.
  7. Repeat only for incomplete areas.

There is no Trinket detector. RadEars detects Easter eggs from the Egg Crackdown event, not Trinkets.

No Trinket is permanently missable.

Try Hard 2 unlocks when the 200th required Trinket registers.

Trinket Sweep — Fairmeadows, Brumehill and Pointy Foods

Collectibles 49 collectibles

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Island north-west of the gas station — Small island off the west coast, north-west of the Fossil Fuel gas station. Use flight/glide or swim.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: High above The Green Thumb plot — High above The Green Thumb plot, east side of the Goat Tower. Reach it with flight, Gardener (Back) gear, or by riding the beanstalk plants up after completing The Green Thumb.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Central grain silo top — Top of the largest grain silo in the middle of the ranch. Climb via the treadmill/grain elevator.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Floating over the crate stack — Floating over a stack of wooden crates in the centre of the ranch, between King of the Hill and Car Derby. Climb the crates and triple jump.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Greenhouse row cover — Under a white row cover in the greenhouses west of Pimp-n-Ride.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Trash can by the south car ramp — In a trash can by the south-side car ramp, west of Redneck Haven.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Hay shed near Car Derby — Inside the hay shed across the road from the gas station, near the tractor garage by Car Derby. Check the beams if the floor is empty.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Gas station roof — Roof of the Fossil Fuel gas station on the west side. Climb or jump up.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Blue container south of the gas station — Over the blue shipping container directly south of the gas station.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Red barn rafters — Highest roof beams inside the largest red barn (the It's Harvest Time barn attic). Climb inside.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Floating over the north-east ramp — Floating over the ramp north-east of Redneck Haven. Reach it by the nearby cables or flight. This is the Trinket, not the ramp collectible.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Pimp-n-Ride sign — On top of the Pimp-n-Ride sign. Use the nearby cables and jump off in time.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Pylon by the 5G tower — Halfway up the pylon east of the 5G tower on the south coast. Reach it via the power cables.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Red-and-white truss tower — Top of the red-and-white truss tower north of Pimp-n-Ride. Use the ladder.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Sea rails off the coast — Out in the sea off the coast, reached by a rail line running from a red container. Fly or grind the rails.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Orange container at the pylon foot — Orange shipping container at the foot of the tallest pylon, north-east of the gas station. A Kärring guard may be nearby.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Hen house in the Trespassing! yard — Chicken run/hen house in the Trespassing! yard, north-east of the Goat Tower.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Tyre stack in Redneck Haven — Inside a stack of three tyres in the Redneck Haven trailer park.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Cellar of Doom — Basement of the Trespassing! house, second door on the left at the end of the corridor. Prerequisite: Complete Trespassing! first, which opens the basement.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Under the moved house — Underneath the house you move in Eviction Notice, south-west ranch. Prerequisite: Complete the Eviction Notice event first.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Silo opposite the gas station — Top of the grain silo opposite the gas station. Ride the conveyor belt up.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Bridge toward Yakedo Hot Springs — Under the bridge between Pointy Foods and Yakedo Hot Springs, by the small wooden hut in the river. Not the Suburbsville bridge Trinket.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Concrete pipe by the Goat Tower — In the concrete pipe next to the Goat Tower.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Goat Sale barn — Inside the white Goat Sale barn, south of King of the Hill, in the goat pen.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Solar farm pipes — On the yellow/orange pipes at the Sun and Son solar farm, south-east of the gas station.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Singer's stage in the yellow barn — On stage beside the singer (Bill Clyderson) in the yellow barn north of the Goat Tower.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Hot Springs massage tables — South building of Yakedo Hot Springs, by the massage tables.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Pig shed roof — On top of the pig shed directly north of the Goat Tower (metal roof by the pig pens).

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Chicken Eggs trellis — Under the white trellis outside the Chicken Eggs building, north-west ranch, west of Brumehill Cemetery.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Second Hand barn — Inside the Second Hand barn, north-east of the gas station.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Big haystack — On the big haystack north of the solar farm. Climb the bales.

  • Brumehill Cemetery: Leg day road sign — Top of the Thou shalt NOT skip leg day road sign at the foot of the cemetery hill, by the cemetery entrance. Climb the sign.

  • Brumehill Cemetery: Church rafters — On the wooden rafters inside the Cross Fit church. Climb the interior and walk the beams. Prerequisite: Complete Pay Respect first, which opens the church doors.

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  • Brumehill Cemetery: Church steeple — At the very top of the church. Climb the bell tower to the roof edge, then run up the pointed roof, or fly.

  • Brumehill Cemetery: Open grave — Deep open grave on the east side of the cemetery, in front of the church.

  • Pointy Foods Factory: Floating over the north silo — Floating above one of the silos/chimneys on the north side of the factory. Fly, or use the banana goo after Tech Support.

  • Pointy Foods Factory: Orange pipes north-west — On orange pipes north-west of the factory, where the road ends.

  • Pointy Foods Factory: Gantry between the chimneys — On the metal gantry between the two chimney stacks of the main building. Climb.

  • Pointy Foods Factory: South conveyor structure — On the conveyor-belt structure on the south side of the factory, near the road.

  • Pointy Foods Factory: Floating outside the entrance — Floating outside the main building entrance. Fly, or bounce up on the mattresses.

  • Pointy Foods Factory: Sewer pipe — Inside the sewer pipe. Enter the sewer in Sverige and leave by the pipe straight opposite.

  • Pointy Foods Factory: Interior metal gantry — On a metal gantry inside the factory. Enter via the Conveyor Inlet or Maintenance Ladder, then open the doors inside.

  • Pointy Foods Factory: Fishing nets by the pontoon — Above the fishing nets by the wooden pontoon east of the factory. Use flight/glide or swim.

  • Pointy Foods Factory: East silo — On a silo east of the factory. Prerequisite: Complete Tech Support first, which provides the banana goo needed to reach it.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: Tube by The Floor is Lava — In a concrete tube inside the factory, next to The Floor is Lava minigame.

  • Pointy Foods Factory: Blue elephant-trunk pipe — In the blue elephant-trunk pipe on the east side. Jump into the trunk.

  • Pointy Foods Factory: Round off-shore pool — Centre of the circular wooden off-shore pool north-east of the factory. Swim or jump in.

  • Pointy Foods Factory: Offshore structure at the ocean pipes — Fortified offshore structure at the end of the ocean pipes, east of the factory. Use flight/glide or swim.

  • Pointy Foods Factory: Recycling container — On the recycling container west of the factory, beside the ramp.

Start the Trinket sweep here, after the Event push. This group covers Fairmeadows Ranch (31), Brumehill Cemetery (4) and Pointy Foods Factory (14), which sit next to each other, so do them as one trip: the ranch loop around the Goat Tower, gas station, west coast, south and east first, then Brumehill, then Pointy Foods in a single visit (outside, interior, sewer pipe).

Bring flight or glide gear. Several spots are offshore or high up, and the island west of the gas station and the sea rails need flight or a swim. Do Trespassing! before the Cellar of Doom, Eviction Notice for the Trinket under the moved house, Pay Respect for the church rafters, and Tech Support for the east silo at Pointy Foods (Tech Support also reaches the north silo if you lack flight). Leave those for a return trip if you have not done the Events yet.

Each Trinket's spot is listed in the Collectibles section under Fairmeadows, Brumehill and Pointy Foods.

Trinket Sweep — Construction Site, Suburbsville and Zoo

Collectibles 45 collectibles

  • Construction Site: Orange container, site offices — Beside the orange container in the stack of site offices at the south end, in the crevice behind the container houses.

  • Construction Site: Concrete tunnel — In the concrete tunnel in the middle of the site, under the scaffolding.

  • Construction Site: South steel frame beam — On a beam of the red steel frame, south side. Climb.

  • Construction Site: West sewer tunnel — In the sewer tunnel on the west side, entered by a yellow ladder from above.

  • Construction Site: North steel frame beam — On a beam of the red steel frame, north side. Climb.

  • Construction Site: Bus stop — At the bus stop outside the site, on the northern side.

  • Suburbsville: Bowling Lounge dumpster — Green dumpster behind the Bowling Lounge.

  • Suburbsville: Security turnstile alley — Inside the security turnstile gate between Vertical Slice and Palomas.

  • Suburbsville: Floating over the ballerina stage — Floating above the ballerina stage, east side, south of the Hoofball minigame. Glide or jump to it; if it is out of reach, try the Ballerina Effect event.

  • Suburbsville: Top of the Goatenburg tunnel — On top of the tunnel to Goatenburg on the north-east road, near Hoofball. Climb or glide.

  • Suburbsville: Red dog house — Inside the red dog house north-east of the Bakesale House (the Friendly New Neighbors house, hiker out front).

  • Suburbsville: Razorbucks House roof — Roof of the Razorbucks House, south-east of Pool Party. Climb.

  • Suburbsville: Swekia roof — Roof of the Swekia furniture store. Go through the back door and up.

  • Suburbsville: Moving Help yellow house — Ground floor of the yellow house from the Moving Help event. Prerequisite: Complete Moving Help (load 40 crates into the garage) so the house opens.

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  • Suburbsville: Big Red Button crater — Inside the crater left by the nuke. Prerequisite: Complete The Big Red Button event first.

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  • Suburbsville: Yellow house no. 18 bedroom — Bedroom of yellow house no. 18, south-west of Hoofball, near the crater.

  • Suburbsville: Fan near the Sewer entrance — Floating over a fan near the Sewer entrance, south-east of Friendly New Neighbors.

  • Suburbsville: Swekia loading bay door — On top of the door in the Swekia loading bay, left of the Swekia entrance.

  • Suburbsville: Pool diving board — On the diving board of the pool behind the Razorbucks House.

  • Suburbsville: Pool Party waterslide — Halfway down the red Pirate's Dive Adventure waterslide at Pool Party.

  • Suburbsville: Empty swimming pool — Inside the empty swimming pool across from the Razorbucks House.

  • Suburbsville: Lumberjack statue — On the beam carried by the lumberjack statue at the Mornwood Falls hiking-trail start. Climb.

  • Suburbsville: Far-east 5G tower container — In the orange shipping container at the far-east 5G tower, on its south side.

  • Suburbsville: Prepper's House dumpster — In the green dumpster with the big pizza slice, over the east wall of the Prepper's House (beside the wall trampoline).

  • Suburbsville: Sewer pipe by Mr. Kayak — In the water in front of a sewer pipe near Mr. Kayak, north of the Goat Tower. Swim.

  • Suburbsville: Sushi Maguro pergola — Top of the wooden pergola beside Sushi Maguro, west of the Goat Tower. Climb.

  • Suburbsville: Swedish house paddling pool — In the paddling pool behind the Swedish house, east of the Goat Tower.

  • Suburbsville: Swekia Warehouse walkway — On the raised metal walkway inside the Swekia Warehouse, before the exit. Prerequisite: Complete the Swedes Assemble event (build the furniture flat-packs) to open the portal to the warehouse.

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  • Suburbsville: Fossil Fuel trash island — On the Fossil Fuel trash island off the east coast. Use flight/glide or a boat.

  • Suburbsville: Pontoon under the east bridge — On the wooden pontoon under the easternmost bridge, south of Hoofball (the bridge toward Fairmeadows Ranch). Swim.

  • Suburbsville: Security-door house, statue 1 — Top floor of yellow open house no. 14 (north of the Sewer entrance, east of the Goat Tower), behind a security door; press the red button in the back room of the lower floor. Five Trinkets sit in this one room.

  • Suburbsville: Security-door house, statue 2 — Same room as statue 1: top floor of yellow house no. 14, behind the security door opened by the red button downstairs.

  • Suburbsville: Security-door house, statue 3 — Same room as statue 1: top floor of yellow house no. 14, behind the security door opened by the red button downstairs.

  • Suburbsville: Security-door house, statue 4 — Same room as statue 1: top floor of yellow house no. 14, behind the security door opened by the red button downstairs.

  • Suburbsville: Security-door house, statue 5 — Same room as statue 1: top floor of yellow house no. 14, behind the security door opened by the red button downstairs.

  • Suburbsville: Giant bowling pin — Inside the big bowling pin in front of the Bowling Lounge (under the left cone).

  • Suburbsville: Swekia showroom — In the Swekia showroom, by the entrance area.

  • Suburbsville: Inflatable boat — On the blue inflatable boat in the water between Pool Party and Swekia, by the waterfall. Swim.

  • San Angora Zoo: Quiet Hill hut — Inside the wooden hut south of Quiet Hill, with a man sitting inside, west of the road sign.

  • San Angora Zoo: Quiet Hill rest area sign — Behind the Rest Area - Quiet Hill road sign, where the two roads meet.

  • San Angora Zoo: Boar Den cave — Boar Den cave on the mountain above the zoo, near the ramp. Climb the hill behind the zoo and follow the north rock wall.

  • San Angora Zoo: Animal Quarantine garage — Back corner of the Animal Quarantine garage opposite the zoo, behind wooden boards. Headbutt the doors and boards.

  • San Angora Zoo: Zoo entrance gate — At the zoo entrance, on top of the inside of the gate. Run up the banister to the second platform.

  • San Angora Zoo: Rhino enclosure — Rhino enclosure (Rosie's pen), far corner behind the water troughs.

  • San Angora Zoo: Dolphin Show chest — Dolphin Show building (southernmost), treasure chest at the back of the stage behind the prop trees. Headbutt the chest open.

Do the Construction Site in one visit, then work Suburbsville outward from the Goat Tower. The five Trinkets in the security-door house are all in one room, so collect them together; the red button in the back room of the lower floor opens the door.

Finish Moving Help, The Big Red Button and Swedes Assemble first, since each opens one Suburbsville Trinket (the yellow house, the crater and the Swekia Warehouse). The ballerina-stage Trinket is a floating pickup that needs only a glide or jump. Finish with the Zoo and Quiet Hill area, which has no Event gates.

Each Trinket's spot is listed in the Collectibles section under Construction Site, Suburbsville and Zoo.

Trinket Sweep — Mornwood Falls, Sawmill, Hoofer Dam and Libertarian Island

Collectibles 40 collectibles

  • Mornwood Falls: Bird-watching tower top — Top of the bird-watching tower at the south end of Mornwood Falls, above the Bird Watching event. Climb.

  • Mornwood Falls: Stump at the Sawmill entrance — On a tree stump by the protesters at the Sawmill entrance.

  • Mornwood Falls: Mole hill below the balloon — Floating over a mole hill below the hot air balloon. Stand on the mole hill to be launched up to it.

  • Mornwood Falls: Rest stop toilet block — Behind the toilet block at the rest stop south of Mount Inferno, by the Snusk Vineyard entrance.

  • Mornwood Falls: Rapids rock — On a rock in the rapids east of Mount Inferno. Walk or swim out.

  • Mornwood Falls: Lift-top storage shed — Inside the storage shed at the top of the Downtown-to-Mornwood lift, near the ramp. This is the shed interior; the tower top at the same lift is a separate Hoofer Dam Trinket.

  • Mornwood Falls: Water source south of the dam — At the end of the water source south of Hoofer Dam, on one of the waterfalls south-west of the dam.

  • Mornwood Falls: Mount Inferno entrance — On top of the Mount Inferno entrance. Climb.

  • Mornwood Falls: Bottom waterfall — Behind/inside the waterfall at the very bottom of Mornwood Falls, north of Swekia.

  • Mornwood Falls: San Angoran Extremists platform — Floating above the San Angoran Extremists platform. Jump from the Goat Tower or bounce off the party tent.

  • Mornwood Falls: Camp viewing platform — Metal viewing platform in a tree east of the Goat Tower, near the camp tents. Climb or glide in from above.

  • Mornwood Falls: Red-white antenna tower — Top of the red-white antenna truss tower west of the Goat Tower, near Snusk Vineyard. Climb.

  • Mornwood Falls: Hot air balloon basket — In the basket of the hot air balloon above Mornwood Falls. Grind in along the rope or fly.

  • Mornwood Falls: Rocky underpass — Rocky underpass through the mountain below the balloon. Fly or bounce off the mole hill.

  • Mornwood Falls: Mountain diving board — Floating off the mountain diving board north of the balloon, at the end of the cliff. Glide or jump.

  • Mornwood Falls: Mudslide top — Top of the mudslide north-west of the Goat Tower. Climb.

  • Mornwood Falls: Beach east of the Sawmill — On the beach east of the Sawmill, through the Tunnel to Beach in the Sawmill's north-east corner.

  • Mornwood Falls: Snusk Vineyard outhouse — Inside the white outhouse at Snusk Vineyard, south-west of the Goat Tower.

  • Mornwood Falls: Floating over the camp tents — Floating above the camping tents north-west of the Goat Tower. Use the tarps to bounce up.

  • Sawmill: Blue portable toilets — Behind the blue portable toilets at the north-east edge.

  • Sawmill: Under the logging machine walkway — Under the metal walkway in front of the green logging machine from the A Log Story Short event, at the entrance right of the stairs. The event is not required.

  • Sawmill: Biggest log pile hollow — Inside a hollow in the biggest log pile.

  • Sawmill: North-east outhouse — Red and white outhouse in the north-east corner, in front of the ramp.

  • Sawmill: Spinning saw blade corridor — In the corridor of spinning saw blades beside the main building. Time the blades.

  • Sawmill: Main building roof — Roof of the largest Sawmill building. Climb.

  • Sawmill: Pylon north of the Sawmill — Top of the electricity pylon well north of the Sawmill. Climb or fly.

  • Sawmill: Mountain lookout — Watchtower/lookout in the mountains east of the Sawmill and lake, near the crashed UFO (the UFO may only appear after the Global Warming chain; the Trinket does not need it).

  • Hoofer Dam: Blue tarp at the site offices — Behind the blue tarp on the side of the yellow site offices, under the scaffolding south of the dam.

  • Hoofer Dam: High above the water below the dam — High above the water below the dam. Prerequisite: Needs flight/glide gear such as wings.

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  • Hoofer Dam: North control tower — Floating above the north control tower, on the top roof of the north dam building. Climb or fly.

  • Hoofer Dam: Drained reservoir floor — At the bottom of the reservoir after draining it. Shoot yourself into the dam with Daredevil's cannon. Prerequisite: Complete the Dam It Secret Event first.

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  • Hoofer Dam: Tree by the ice-cream shop — In a tree near the ice-cream shop/tourist centre. Fire the satellite dish on top of the shop to launch up to it.

  • Hoofer Dam: Treetop course platform — On a metal tree platform in the Hoofer Dam treetop obstacle course. Approach by cables and grinding. Sweep it with the other tree platforms in the forest between the Sawmill, dam and Goat Tower.

  • Hoofer Dam: Tree platform inside the Sawmill — Separate metal tree platform just inside the Sawmill, south of the dam, next to the treetop-course platform.

  • Hoofer Dam: Wooden lift tower top — On top of the wooden lift tower west of the dam, above the Downtown elevator, in the open. Climb. This is the tower top, not the shed interior.

  • Libertarian Island: Beam under the bridge — Metal beam under the Libertarian Island-Goatenburg bridge, west side. Walk or swim to the underside.

  • Libertarian Island: Statue fountain — In the water fountain behind the Statue of the Libertarian sign in the public car park, under the statue's waterfall.

  • Libertarian Island: Statue head — On top of the statue's head. Climb or fly.

  • Libertarian Island: Lighthouse — Beside/inside the lighthouse on the island's east side. Prerequisite: Complete The Founding Father event first.

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  • Libertarian Island: South cliff ledge — On a cliff ledge overlooking the southern bridge toward Downtown, south of the statue. Walk or climb.

Take flight or glide gear, and use the mole hills, tarps, party tent and rope grinds in Mornwood Falls. Ride the Downtown lift to the top for the lift-top shed and the lift tower (two separate Trinkets), then clear the balloon and mole hill group together. The three tree platforms between the Sawmill, dam and Goat Tower are close together, so sweep them in one pass; if one seems missing, check the neighbouring platforms.

The Hoofer Dam Trinket high above the water below the dam needs flight or glide gear, and the drained reservoir floor needs Dam It first. Libertarian Island is a compact stop; the lighthouse Trinket needs The Founding Father first.

Each Trinket's spot is listed in the Collectibles section under Mornwood Falls, Sawmill, Hoofer Dam and Libertarian Island.

Trinket Sweep — Downtown

Collectibles 29 collectibles

  • Downtown: Hobo Couture suicide net — Floating under a suicide net on the south side of the Hobo Couture building.

  • Downtown: Building No. 55 roof — Floating above the roof of Building No. 55 in west Downtown. Use the trampoline or fly.

  • Downtown: Police department back door — Just inside the back door of the City of San Angora Police Department, near the Whistleblower event area.

  • Downtown: Purple balloon above Coscon — On the north-west purple balloon above Coscon. Grind up from the nearby power pole or fly.

  • Downtown: Port red container — Inside the red shipping container on the east side of the port. Clear the two pallets of boxes first.

  • Downtown: Port white container — Inside the white shipping container in the middle of the port.

  • Downtown: Under the east pier — Under the east pier of the port, reached from the sea behind the ramp. Swim.

  • Downtown: Tower of the People fan — Hovering over a fan at the top of the Tower of the People. Climb or fly.

  • Downtown: Tower of the People steel beam — End of a steel beam on the side of the Tower of the People. Climb or fly.

  • Downtown: Tellus Plaza food court — Upper section of a building in the Tellus Plaza food court. Walk or climb.

  • Downtown: Gas station roof — On top of the Fossil Fuel gas station in Downtown. Climb.

  • Downtown: Tower of the People exhibit building — Inside the Tower of the People exhibit building.

  • Downtown: Coscon green container — Inside the green shipping container on the east side of Coscon.

  • Downtown: Grifford & Jones garage — Garage of Grifford & Jones. Open the door or ragdoll under it; the Trinket is behind the Perfectly Round Boulder.

  • Downtown: Hackerspace — Inside the Hackerspace behind the police department.

  • Downtown: Under Mr Shrimp — Underneath the Mr Shrimp roadside restaurant, south-west Downtown.

  • Downtown: Port orange pipework — On the orange pipework in the port. Climb.

  • Downtown: Factually Actually billboard — Inside the Factually Actually billboard, opposite the Fossil Fuel station. Climb.

  • Downtown: 10/10 Movie Awards rooftop — Above the rooftop of 10/10 Movie Awards. Climb or fly.

  • Downtown: Walkway behind the police department — Under the metal walkway behind the police department.

  • Downtown: Presidential Election podium — On top of the Presidential Election podium on the east side. Climb; the nearby satellite dish can help.

  • Downtown: Port south-west container platform — Wooden platform atop the south-west container stack in the port, by a flower barrel. Climb.

  • Downtown: LoL Comedy Club fire escape — On the fire escape of the LoL Comedy Club, south-east of the Goat Tower. Climb.

  • Downtown: Half-buried red container — Inside the half-buried red container in the south-west container stack, at ground level behind a rubble hill.

  • Downtown: Club Mohair, pink bowling ball — Inside Club Mohair, past the giant pink bowling ball. Prerequisite: Complete Suit Up! first (Suit/Body gear gets you in).

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  • Downtown: Club Mohair, box fort — Inside Club Mohair, in a cardboard box fort. Prerequisite: Complete Suit Up! first.

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  • Downtown: Club Mohair, disco ball — On the disco ball above the rave at the end of the Club Mohair container maze. Prerequisite: Complete Suit Up! first.

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  • Downtown: Poster Poster Poster fans — Floating over two fans on the side of Poster Poster Poster, directly west of the Fossil Fuel station. Climb or fly.

  • Downtown: Tower of the People east net — Floating by a suicide net on the east side of the Tower of the People. Climb or fly.

Work Downtown in clusters: the port (containers, pipework, pier), then the core (police department, Hackerspace, Tower of the People, Coscon), then the rest. The three Club Mohair Trinkets need Suit Up! first; leave them until you have the Suit/Body gear. If a spot does not match your menu entry, sweep the whole list for this area.

Each Trinket's spot is listed in the Collectibles section under Downtown.

Trinket Sweep — Goatenburg

Collectibles 37 collectibles

  • Goatenburg: Capracabana beach container — Half-buried light-blue container at the far north end of Capracabana beach.

  • Goatenburg: Goldball Sachs rooftop tube — Concrete tube on top of the Goldball Sachs high-rise. Reach the roof via the air vent and elevator; flight is not needed.

  • Goatenburg: Water jets by the Octopark — Floating over the water jets west of the Octopark, along the beach. The jets launch you up.

  • Goatenburg: Demolition chute behind Ragadolli — Inside the blue elephant-trunk demolition chute behind Ragadolli, south end of Capracabana. Enter the chute from above.

  • Goatenburg: Shoetopia water tower — Water tower on the Shoetopia roof, next to the Goat Tower. Climb the roof.

  • Goatenburg: Behind Hank Havoc's trailer — Behind Hank Havoc's trailer and the Daredevil Cannon, on the south edge toward Hoofer Dam.

  • Goatenburg: South construction site slabs — South construction site, behind the stack of concrete slabs (second floor).

  • Goatenburg: Octopus statue top — Top of the big octopus statue in the centre of Octopark. Climb.

  • Goatenburg: Renaissance Festival viewing platform — Wooden viewing platform at the Renaissance Festival, far east, behind the Renarde cinema.

  • Goatenburg: Boom Fireworks alley vents — Ventilation ducts in the alley between Boom Fireworks and the apartments, north of Octopark. Climb.

  • Goatenburg: Floating container in Hoboria — Inside the floating red shipping container in Hoboria (the hobo's home). Prerequisite: Complete the Hobo the Grey event first.

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  • Goatenburg: Pointy Phone fountain pillar — Inside the largest stone pillar of the fountain in front of Pointy Phone. Enter from above: fly or parkour up the other pillars.

  • Goatenburg: Yellow refreshment stand — Inside/behind the counter of the yellow refreshment stand, north Octopark.

  • Goatenburg: Tube in the water south of Distopia — Concrete tube in the water south of Distopia, near the ramp. Swim. Another tube sits right next to it.

  • Goatenburg: Tunnel north of Duncan's Donuts — Underground tunnel from the water north of Duncan's Donuts, near the black market. Swim in.

  • Goatenburg: Pretto gallery roof — Roof of the Pretto gallery. Climb; watch for the banana hazard.

  • Goatenburg: Quickie Kiosk counter — Behind the counter of the Quickie Kiosk, south-east corner of Octopark.

  • Goatenburg: Pedalus Maximus vent duct — Vent duct entrance directly in front of the Pedalus Maximus bike shop. Follow the duct.

  • Goatenburg: Top of the Suburbsville tunnel — Top of the tunnel to Suburbsville on the road south. Climb.

  • Goatenburg: Duncan's Donuts forecourt tube — Concrete tube in the Duncan's Donuts forecourt, by the Headsplat minigame.

  • Goatenburg: Distopia stage truss tower — Truss tower stage-left of the Distopia stage. Climb.

  • Goatenburg: Red buoy off the east coast — Floating red buoy off the east coast. Swim.

  • Goatenburg: Inside the whale — Inside the whale: stand on the buoy to be swallowed, then take the Trinket in the partly submerged white building. No event needed.

  • Goatenburg: Goat Tower building roof — Roof of the Goat Tower building (also check behind the cottage by the tower). Climb.

  • Goatenburg: Distopia waterslide bottom — Floating at the bottom of the Distopia waterslide.

  • Goatenburg: Waste Watchers roof — Roof of the Waste Watchers building, north of Octopark. Climb.

  • Goatenburg: Lofflórien pond — Lofflórien pond/pool, north side of Distopia, part way down the mountain.

  • Goatenburg: Renarde cinema sign — On the Renarde cinema sign, east of Octopark. Climb.

  • Goatenburg: 5G sub-station corner — Corner of the 5G tower sub-station west of Distopia, under the white container.

  • Goatenburg: Lover's Point gazebo — Lover's Point gazebo at the end of the north Capracabana pier.

  • Goatenburg: Sewer grate on the Distopia path — Inside the sewer grate on the path up to Distopia. Use the tunnel to the right.

  • Goatenburg: Under the south construction site — Under the foundations of the south construction site.

  • Goatenburg: Tube under the Distopia disco ball — Concrete tube under the disco ball at Distopia. Knock the ball loose first.

  • Goatenburg: Pool south of the waterslide — Bottom of the pool south of the Distopia waterslide. Jump in from a short height only.

  • Goatenburg: Tunnel behind Fengshui Store — Concrete tunnel behind the Fengshui Store: cross the road from Daredevil, take the first stairs under the missing-person billboard, entrance on the left.

  • Goatenburg: Snush DVD roof — Roof of Snush DVD rental, next to the Goat Tower. Climb.

Work Goatenburg by district: Capracabana north, Octopark centre, the waterfront swims, Distopia and Lofflórien, the east, then the south. Complete Hobo the Grey first for the floating container in Hoboria. Take care at the Pretto roof (banana hazard), the Distopia disco ball (knock it loose first) and the slide pool (jump in from a short height).

Each Trinket's spot is listed in the Collectibles section under Goatenburg.

Base Instinct Cleanup and G.O.A.T

With the collectibles done, finish the base Instinct ledger.

You Trusted Your Instincts

Complete the current 102 base-game San Angora Instincts.

The launch set was 99; three free Gear Competition additions brought the current base set to 102:

  • Bob (get kicked as Bob) from Fishing for Bob in Downtown
  • Grappling Bow (grapple 250 m without landing) from Plunger Practice in Goatenburg
  • Puppet Goat (have 7 puppets follow you) from Puppet Show in Downtown

Plunger Practice is done by licking plungers and headbutting them at the moving targets.

Optional paid gear packs add their own Instincts: Hocus Pocus 5, Super Duper 6, Buck to the Future 6. They are not documented as part of the base achievement, and there are no reports of them blocking it. Complete the base 102 first. If the achievement stays locked after the base 102 are verified complete and you own a pack, complete that pack's Instincts too.

San Angora Instincts unlock from the seven base Instinct Shrines; gear-linked Instincts stay as "hidden instinct, find the gear to unlock" until you own the gear. A locked Instinct cannot be completed.

The ledger (102). 31 general (8 How to Be a Goat + 23 others), 38 area, 30 gear-linked, plus the 3 Gear Competition Instincts. 68 need only the Shrines; 34 also need gear or a form. The live Instinct menu shows exact wording and progress.

Area Instincts, in short

  • Fairmeadows Ranch (10): top of the south pylon by the 5G tower; reveal a garbage man (they hide in scrapyard bins); get shrunk by the Backyard Science machine; dance with the living scarecrow (after Children of the Hay); bathe in the Yakedo hot springs; top of the Pointy Foods chimney; lick the hermit on the mountain north of the factory; lie dead in the open grave by the Brumehill church; top of the church spire; make a ghost exercise (knock a gravestone over to free it, take it to a treadmill inside the church, which Pay Respect opens).
  • Suburbsville (6): highest diving board; east pylon by the 5G tower; modern art using only humans (Artsy Fartsy); the clown in the drain pipe at the pond (same as Where is it?); put construction workers in the cement mixer; top of the crane.
  • Mornwood Falls (9): bite the lumberjack statue's hat (eat emote); drive a vehicle to the mountain summit; top of the Goat Tower; top of the zoo water tower; jump through the hole in the rhino statue; walk out through the zoo gift shop; balance objects on the five posts in Hoofer Dam; jump off Hoofer Dam as Steve; top of the sawmill's northern chimney.
  • Downtown (5): taunt the police building with an emote; top of the skyscraper; put an NPC in a changing booth; the hacker room (entrance in a bush behind the police station); ride the balloon cart.
  • Goatenburg (7): take your date to the cinema; dance in the rave club; carry sunbathers into the sea; take a hobo to the barber; lick the whale's tongue inside Belly of the Beast; turn Nick Famzi Jr. into a daredevil (fire him from the dam cannon through the flaming ring); top of the Goldball Sachs building.
  • Libertarian Island (1): the founder statue's head.

General Instincts that need setup: 10 bounces on a trampoline (registers only on some; if one will not count, try another); blow up 10 people at once; force 5 people into a bouncy castle; hit a mail carrier with a newspaper (lick the paper he drops, push it at him); ram Rosie with the rhino tractor (container under the highway between the zoo and Downtown); play fetch with a person (drop a ball in front of an NPC and back away); ride a bike for 30 seconds; lick someone for a minute; carry 10 NPCs into a pool (Suburbsville pool party works); the Twisty McGoat five-flip trick.

Tricky Instincts

  • Balloon cart (Downtown): do it right after Go Big. The goat balloon with a shopping cart circles the city; jump in at lift-off or from a rooftop and stay in. If it will not register, ragdoll into the cart, remove all gear and retry, or reload and try again. Disable tornadoes in the Goat Tower if one knocks you out.
  • Modern art (Suburbsville): do it during the Artsy Fartsy run, putting people (about three), not objects, on the sculpture. Reportedly people dragged onto it after the Event is finished do not count.
  • Crowd Instincts (10 people, 10 NPCs, 5 bouncy castle, 10 push-ups): the Goat Queen head gear spawns goat NPCs that count as crowd.
  • Gardener: plant 15 magic plants and grow each 15 times (225 growths). Plant a bean and Baa near it.
  • Saddle: the red barn stable Saddle, not the dinosaur saddle. The Instincts that target another goat (hack a goat, make a goat head huge, arrest a goat, do a trick while a goat rides you, make a goat float with helium) can all be done solo: fast travel to the Fairmeadows Ranch Goat Tower, where an NPC goat is always walking around, and use the gear on it (Background Checker, Brainiac, Police Cap handcuffs, Saddle, Helium Havoc darts).
  • Height Instincts can all be done on your first visit to each area after its Shrine.

Gear and form sources (instinct count in brackets; the Instinct stays hidden until you own the gear)

  • Firework Launcher [1] — Shop, 8,000 Karma, available from the start
  • Private Brian [2] — Shop, 8,000 Karma, available from the start
  • Ricer [1] — Pickup behind Pimp-N-Ride, Fairmeadows
  • Saddle [1] — Pickup in the red barn stable, Fairmeadows (not the dino saddle)
  • Mermaid Comb [1] — Pickup in the Fairmeadows pond, after Fishing in Bulk
  • The Ark [1] — Shop, 6,000, after Forbidden Fruit
  • Gardener [1] — Shop, 8,000, after Green Thumbs
  • Holy Book [2] — Shop, 8,000, after Pay Respect
  • Steve (form) [1] — Reward for Rescue Steve, Fairmeadows
  • Abominana (form) [1] — Finish How It's Made, then step into the large test tubes in front of the scientists
  • Pizza Delivery [1] — Pickup inside a house in Suburbsville, after Moving Help
  • Paraglider [1] — Ground pickup on the Mornwood mountain summit by the Goat Tower
  • The Tickler [1] — Pickup inside the Snusk vineyard mansion, Mornwood, after Clean Energy
  • Brainiac [2] — Pickup inside the crashed UFO at Crash Site (east of the Mornwood sawmill). Needs Global Warming (Goatenburg roof) first, then Crash Site
  • Helium Havoc [2] — Reward for Go Big (Downtown), then buy it
  • Tower Hat [1] — Reward for Run for President, Downtown
  • Police Cap [1] — Reward for Wanted: Whistleblowers, Downtown
  • Background Checker [1] — Pickup in the hacker room (bush behind the police station), Downtown
  • Baanksy [1] — Pickup in Downtown (the Curator Event area)
  • Channitatium Shield [1] — Pickup on display at CosCon, Downtown
  • Architect [1] — Pickup in a house next to the construction site, Goatenburg
  • Ghost Movie Prop [1] — Pickup in the Cyborg shop, Goatenburg
  • Trainers [1] — Shop, 5,000, after Community Service, Goatenburg
  • Fashionista [2] — Pickup by the founder statue's tent base, Libertarian Island
  • Wheeler Dealer [1] — Awarded at the 29th ramp
  • VR Headset [1] — Goat Castle B Tier: go upstairs toward the throne and take the newly opened door on the left
  • Bob [1] — Fishing for Bob, Downtown
  • Grappling Bow [1] — Plunger Practice, Goatenburg
  • Puppet Goat [1] — Puppet Show, Downtown

For event-gated gear, complete the Event, then check the shop or the reward spot: priced items must still be bought. Brainiac, Helium Havoc and Fashionista, and Holy Book and Private Brian, each unlock two Instincts.

The list above is the full dependency set: 29 gear and forms unlocking 34 Instincts. Older material may call Private Brian the "Private Helmet".

Hidden Instincts left after all seven Shrines mean an unowned gear or form from the list above.

Use this cleanup structure:

Goat Towers → all seven Instinct Shrines (the Castle Shrine appears after F Tier) → gear-gating Events and pickups → Secret Events → all 29 ramps (Wheeler Dealer) → Castle B Tier (VR Headset) → three Gear Competition Events → area Instincts and final cleanup

Use the live Instinct menu. Pinning one incomplete challenge at a time is a convenient way to track it.

For final certification, play solo or as host. Some Instinct progress has historically been host-sensitive in multiplayer.

If all 102 appear complete but the achievement remains locked:

  1. Verify that the current 102-base set is actually complete.
  2. Confirm the three Gear Competition additions are included.
  3. Confirm no required dependency remains undiscovered.
  4. Return to the title screen and reload the same save.
  5. Recheck the ledger.
  6. As a cheap retrigger, perform an easy Instinct-style action such as a clean landed backflip.

Do not immediately start a new 100% save.

G.O.A.T

After the other 38 base-game achievements have unlocked, the base-game meta achievement should follow.

If necessary, return to the title screen and reload the completed save before doing anything more invasive.

Multiverse of Nonsense

Treat Multiverse of Nonsense as its own completion route.

Progress through the three Stone storylines and regional Events while collecting obvious Broken Relics and Trinkets. Do not derail the story for exhaustive collectible sweeps.

Progress up to the final mission, collect the four rift- and event-linked Broken Relics (see Rift-Linked Broken Relics), and only then finish the ending. Do the systematic collectible, miscellaneous and Instinct cleanup afterward.

Black Meze Arrival

Begin the Multiverse route and protect the opening achievement.

This Took Half My Life

Remain in the Black Meze transport for the entire tour.

Do not leave early.

Goatroit Early Events

Begin clearing Goatroit's accessible Events while progressing toward the Stone objectives.

I Love History

During Substitute Teacher at the Goatroit kid school, drag the TV trolley onto the green rug and sit through the whole history documentary, roughly seven to eight minutes.

If you miss it or it does not pop, restart the documentary: roll the TV off the rug and back onto it, then sit through it again (about seven minutes). This works after Substitute Teacher is finished and after a game restart, so a new save should not be necessary.

Dr. Pheelsgood

The "clinic" is the Dr. Pilgor TV studio set in Goatroit (the "Baachelor" building). Reach it through the roof vent near the Goat Tower above the school yard, break the star door, stand on the hay bale and baa at the patients who drop onto the couch.

The Event completes after about three patients, well before the achievement. Keep helping patients for a few more minutes until Dr. Pheelsgood actually unlocks.

Stone Hunt and Mount Olympus

The Deep, Knowledge, and Space Stone progression can be handled flexibly.

Collect obvious Broken Relics and Trinkets while moving through these routes, but keep the story moving. Before you start the final mission, also pick up the four rift-linked Broken Relics in the section below. Base-game gear, including flight, stays locked in the Multiverse until the final mission is done.

You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep

Complete the Deep Stone progression.

Goat Got Brains

Complete the Knowledge Stone progression.

Appliance in Disguise

Complete the Space Stone progression.

Hell of a Ride

Charon's boat is in Mount Olympus at the cliff drop beside the Search for Merch event, leading toward Hades' office. Pay the 5 Karma fare and ride across. The achievement unlocks on the crossing.

If the achievement fails to register after a correct ride, a normal title reload and repeat is the low-cost first retry.

So Aerodynamic

Complete Equestrian Quest in Mount Olympus, near the Sphinx, to obtain the Trojan Goat. Once the Event is done, the wooden horse spawns at the top of the hill.

Move it to Tax Exemption Hall, the white mansion at the south-west tip of Goofville. Lick and drag it, or attach the Leash from Walk the Human (Goatroit) to tow it; the Leash helps but is not required. One working method is to drag it off the southern edge of the island and swim it to shore, making sure it lands on dry ground. It is bottom-heavy and very hard to flip.

Get in and drive around the Hall's grounds. The security system fires at you, and when an anvil lands on you the Trojan Goat is flattened. Pilgor must be driving when it happens.

Rift-Linked Broken Relics — Before the Final Mission

Collectibles 4 collectibles

  • School Yard: Floating above, tower route — Floating above School Yard. Climb the tower that appears after the Miningverse Rift (the rift is in the building south of School Yard). Do this before the final mission; base-game flight gear works only after it.

    Return laterDLC

  • Excavation Site: Pearlescent rubble — Under pearlescent rubble on the east side of the Excavation Site. Needs the Mining Oar from Mining For Glory (mining level 60); no other route. Do this before the final mission.

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  • Excavation Site: Floating above, golden statue route — Floating above the Excavation Site. Climb the golden statue left after the Lost Relics event's final dig at the site centre. Base-game flight gear works only after the final mission.

    Return laterDLC

  • Marketplace: Giant robot shoulder — On the right shoulder of the giant microwave robot that appears after the Microverse Rift. Complete that rift first, before the final mission; no other route.

    Return laterDLC

Four Goatroit and Mount Olympus Broken Relics depend on rifts or events, and the rifts may stop being reachable once the Multiverse ending is done. Pick these up before the last mission, while you are already working through the Stone routes. Do not count on getting back into a rift afterward.

  • Miningverse Rift (Mining For Glory): complete it and raise your mining level to 60 to earn the Mining Oar. The Oar is the only way to break the rubble over the Excavation Site relic. The tower that appears after this rift also leads to the relic above School Yard.
  • Lost Relics event (Goatroit): finish the final dig at the site centre to leave the golden statue, then climb it for the relic floating over the Excavation Site.
  • Microverse Rift (Mount Olympus): once it is complete, a giant microwave robot appears. One relic sits on its right shoulder, and there is no other way to reach it.

Base-game flight gear is unusable in the Multiverse until the final mission is done, so flight is only a fallback for the School Yard and Excavation Site relics after the ending, not a plan.

Each relic's exact spot is listed in the Collectibles section under Broken Relics.

Multiverse Endgame

Do the Rift-Linked Broken Relics section above before It’s All a Simulation.

Finish all three Stone routes before the dedicated post-story cleanup.

Gastroscopy

Complete Great Gastroscopy and progress through the Kidney Stone sequence. It also awards the Capybara goat, which Ultrasonic Speedy needs. Stay until the end cutscene.

It’s All a Simulation

Complete the Multiverse ending.

You can continue cleaning up afterward.

Goofville Sweep — Remaining Relics and Trinkets

Collectibles 30 collectibles

  • Moisty Marina: Lighthouse top — Top of the lighthouse. Climbing alone does not reach it; launch off the rift crystals nearby, or bounce repeatedly.

    DLC

  • Chafing Cracks: Mineshaft bottom — At the bottom of a mineshaft, blocked by a boulder. Use the TNT detonator opposite to clear it.

    DLC

  • Lousy Lane: Hovering Household doorstep — On the doorstep of the Hovering Household, atop the large purple crystal tower north of Lousy Lane. Climb the tower; the climb is reportedly difficult.

    DLC

  • Chafing Cracks: Bridge platforms — On the wooden platforms at the bridge on the north side of Chafing Cracks. Stand on the TNT pillar under the bridge and attack it to launch, or bounce off the nearby tent.

    DLC

  • Tax Exemption Hill: Coin vault top — On top of the coin vault at Tax Exemption Hill.

    DLC

  • Perky Plaza: Goat Tower platform — On a wooden platform just north-east of the Goat Tower south of Perky Plaza.

    DLC

  • Perky Plaza: Pool tree — On top of a tree beside the pool in north-west Perky Plaza.

    DLC

  • Rowdy Railway: Floating over car park — Floating above the Train Station car park. Park a car under it, stand on the car and headbutt it until it explodes, then grab the relic as you launch or fall.

    DLC

  • Rowdy Railway: Car park boulder — Inside a boulder beside the Train Station car park. Use the adjacent TNT detonator to blow it open.

    DLC

  • Frustrating Forest: Under the pier — Under the wooden pier in the north-east corner of Frustrating Forest. Use the nearby TNT detonator.

    DLC

  • Moisty Marina: Log behind the fisherman — On a log behind the seated fisherman in the harbor south of Moisty Marina.

    DLC

  • Lousy Lane: Hovering Household doorstep — On the doorstep of the house atop the big purple crystal tower north of Lousy Lane. Climb the tower.

    DLC

  • Moisty Marina: East pier grassy hill — On the grassy hill you see looking east from the single pier east of Moisty Marina.

    DLC

  • Chafing Cracks: Mineshaft hill — On the rocky hill with two mineshaft entrances in east Chafing Cracks, south of the Trial Run plug pillar. Climb the planks right of the right entrance.

    DLC

  • Perky Plaza: Pergola end — Floating at the end of a pergola by the market tent in east Perky Plaza. From the blue building's stairs, use the manhole to reach the second-floor platform, then head west.

    DLC

  • Moisty Marina: Gazebo — Inside the gazebo across the street from the marina entrance gate.

    DLC

  • Perky Plaza: Orange building door — To the left of the door of the orange building east of the gazebo, past a tree (near the Dairy Diner).

    DLC

  • Rowdy Railway: Station car park — In the Train Station car park, between the purple and red cars.

    DLC

  • Frustrating Forest: Dock end — On a floating rift crystal at the end of the wooden dock in Frustrating Forest. Take the path west and go right at the split from the Fine Print event spot.

    DLC

  • Perky Plaza: High grassy hill — At the tip of the high grassy hill left of the gazebo, overlooking Perky Plaza.

    DLC

  • Tax Exemption Hill: Mansion door — At Tax Exemption Hill, in front of the white mansion door, behind the Keep Out sign.

    DLC

  • Lousy Lane: Broken bridge platform — Floating over a wooden platform or broken bridge in north-east Lousy Lane, past the pink-roofed building and crystal tower and beyond the "Happy Birthday Philip Lindau" sign.

    DLC

  • Lousy Lane: Beehive house — Outside the beehive house by the trash can on Lousy Lane.

    DLC

  • Perky Plaza: Tree rooftop — South Perky Plaza: take the smoking manhole onto the blue-roofed building, then go north onto the neighboring building with a tree on its roof.

    DLC

  • Frustrating Forest: Sunbather beach — From the wooden overlook above the river in Frustrating Forest, enter the green portal that opens. The Trinket is on the beach by the sunbather on a towel under umbrellas.

    DLC

  • Chafing Cracks: Beyond the TNT crates — In the area of three red TNT crates right of the right mineshaft; the Trinket is south of them.

    DLC

  • Noisy Neighbour site: Log platform — At the end of a log on the wooden platform below the Noisy Neighbour bomb dispenser site.

    DLC

  • Moisty Marina: South harbor bench — In the south marina harbor, between the bench sitter and the fish crates, facing south-west, in front of barrels.

    DLC

  • Moisty Marina: Parasol beach — Under a yellow parasol on the beach west of the marina. Swim west from the south harbor.

    DLC

  • Chafing Cracks: Stone column — On top of a stone column near the big sun in south-west Chafing Cracks. From the wooden-roofed TNT area, climb the barrel-topped column, then jump to the south column.

    DLC

All ten Goofville Broken Relics and all twenty Goofville Trinkets can be collected here. No gear is required: the relics use the TNT detonators, rift-crystal launches and climbs listed with each entry, and the Trinkets use manholes, a green portal and a few climbs. Nothing in Goofville depends on a rift.

Suggested clusters, so you cover each area once:

  • Moisty Marina and the beaches: the lighthouse relic, the fisherman, gazebo, east-pier hill, south harbor and parasol beach Trinkets. The parasol beach is a short swim west of the south harbor.
  • Perky Plaza: the pool-tree and Goat Tower platform relics, plus the pergola, orange building, overlook hill and rooftop Trinkets. Any five Broken Relics unlock the Speedy Shoes needed for Ultrasonic Speedy, so start with this easy cluster.
  • Chafing Cracks: the mineshaft and bridge relics (both use TNT), plus the mineshaft hill, TNT crates and stone column Trinkets.
  • Lousy Lane, Rowdy Railway and Frustrating Forest: the Hovering Household, railway and pier relics, plus the doorstep, broken bridge, beehive house, forest dock, forest beach and railway Trinkets.
  • Tax Exemption Hill and the Noisy Neighbour site: the vault relic and the mansion-door and log-platform Trinkets.

If a spot looks empty, check the Collectibles tab for Goofville first, then recheck the list of ten relics or twenty Trinkets for that region. Each object's spot is listed in the Collectibles section.

Goatroit Sweep — Remaining Relics and Trinkets

Collectibles 27 collectibles

  • School Yard: Above the trampoline — Floating above the big trampoline in School Yard. Bounce up to it.

    DLC

  • School Yard: Above the train tracks — Floating above the train tracks north of School Yard. Stand on top of the train and time your jump.

    DLC

  • The Pasture: High above — Floating high above The Pasture. No gear needed: headbutt the nearby rift crystal, hold forward with the camera aimed at the sky and grab it on the way up or down, or bounce off the safety net just below it or the party tent.

    DLC

  • Excavation Site: Diggers Guild hoist — On a stack of wooden flats on a hoist at the side of the Diggers Guild Historical Preservation and Dig building, north-west of the Excavation Site.

    DLC

  • TV Studio: Above the car park — Floating high above the TV Studio car park, west of the Goat Tower. Bounce off the safety net just below it.

    DLC

  • TV Studio: Behind the Dr. Pilgor TV — Behind the TV screen of the Dr. Pilgor set inside the TV Studio. Enter through the roof ventilation duct, the same vent route used for the Dr. Pilgor event.

    DLC

  • TV Studio: Floating island northeast — On a floating island north-east of the TV Studio. Needs flight: after the Multiverse ending use base-game flight gear such as the Jetpack, or use the Galaxy Horns.

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  • Ba Vinci: Mini pond — At the mini pond right of Ba Vinci, across from the Human Daycare, on the road south under the train bridge.

    DLC

  • TV Studio park: Red-walled roof — In the park west of the TV Studio, from the Baachelor-poster building go south up the wooden stairs and stand on the pumpkin patch. Go east to the red-walled building by the HVAC fan in front of it; the Trinket is on the roof to the north.

    DLC

  • The Pasture: Vine-covered roof — At the three-way road south-east of The Pasture, between yellow and blue buildings, take the smoking manhole to the vine-covered wooden roof; the Trinket is just beyond the green portal.

    DLC

  • The Pasture: Red building roof below — From the vine-covered roof, go south to the red building with cracked asphalt, right of a blue building. Take the green portal at its front, climb the white plank east, and look north; the Trinket is on the roof below.

    DLC

  • Human Daycare: Stairs — On the stairs left of the Human Daycare building.

    DLC

  • Kid School: Floating west of the rift roof — Floating in the air west of the Miningverse Rift roof, toward the red Goatsmobile-sign building. Launch from the HVAC fan right of the Kid School sign, then jump to it.

    DLC

  • School Yard: Shuttered window — From the trampoline go north-west into the green portal left of the blue sandbox. The Trinket is in front of a shuttered window of the red building above another portal.

    DLC

  • No Hoof Aloof: Roof garden — On the roof garden of the yellow-painted building by the No Hoof Aloof sign. Use the HVAC fan among the rubble at the end of the road.

    DLC

  • Kid School: Cable-grind roof — From the Miningverse roof, face south and grind the electrical cable from the bronze-domed roof to a red building; the Trinket is on that roof.

    DLC

  • TV Studio park: Solar-panel roof — In the park west of the TV Studio, head south-east from the Baachelor-poster building. Take the HVAC fan in front of the red building, climb to the solar-panel roof section and face north; the Trinket is behind fences.

    DLC

  • TV Studio: Elevated train tracks — On the elevated railway tracks, up the stairs below the TV Studio, in the middle of the tracks.

    DLC

  • Ol' Granny's: Red roof past umbrella — From the trampoline look east to the cylindrical building and the red Ol' Granny's building. Take the HVAC fan to the cylindrical roof, then go to the red roof north-west past a white umbrella; the Trinket is below.

    DLC

  • Collect G-O-A-T arcade: Roof edge — Beside the train stairs turn left, climb the white plank on the red wall, then use the smoke machine and the hay bale to reach the arcade roof. Look down from the north edge.

    DLC

  • Train bridge: Plank platform — Stand by the stairs up to the train bridge and look south-east, passing between the yellow and red buildings. The Trinket is on a plank in the wooden platform area opposite the Baachelor poster.

    DLC

  • Ol' Granny's: South-west below roof — From the Ol' Granny's roof or arcade area, look down to the south-west. An HVAC fan helps you get there.

    DLC

  • No Hoof Aloof: Roof past the water silo — Use the same No Hoof Aloof HVAC fan, launch onto the safety net in front of the sign, then go east across the roof past the water silo.

    DLC

  • TV Studio park: White-wall roof top — Take the pumpkin-patch HVAC fan east, climb the white-painted part of the red building, head north and take the white plank among the bushes to the rooftop.

    DLC

  • School Yard: Cylinder building plank — From the trampoline look east to the cylindrical building and take the HVAC fan to its roof. The Trinket is on the plank at the edge of the red building to the west.

    DLC

  • TV Studio park: Cable north of rocks roof — Take the second HVAC fan in the park west of the TV Studio to the rocks-and-pigeons roof, then grind the cable toward the distant building. The Trinket is on the cable north of the roof.

    DLC

  • Kid School: Dumbbell roof — From the Miningverse roof jump west to the red building, climb the white plank, and cross the dumbbell roof. The Trinket is behind the trees.

    DLC

This sweep covers the seven Goatroit Broken Relics not handled in the pre-finale section, plus all twenty Goatroit Trinkets. The other three relics (the Excavation Site rubble, the tower above School Yard and the golden statue) are in Rift-Linked Broken Relics; if you skipped them and the rifts are gone, base-game flight gear works as a fallback for the School Yard and Excavation Site floaters once the ending is done.

Nearly every Goatroit Trinket is on a rooftop, reached by HVAC fans, smoking manholes, green portals, white-painted planks and one cable grind. Work roof by roof:

  • Park west of the TV Studio: four Trinkets use the HVAC fans in front of the red buildings here. Do the Dr. Pilgor set relic on the same trip, using the TV Studio roof vent.
  • No Hoof Aloof: the roof-garden Trinket and the safety-net Trinket share one HVAC fan.
  • School Yard and Kid School (Miningverse Rift roof): the trampoline relics and the Kid School and School Yard Trinkets.
  • Ol' Granny's, the cylindrical building and the arcade roof: the remaining rooftop Trinkets in this cluster.
  • The Pasture and ground level: the manhole roofs southeast of The Pasture, the Ba Vinci pond, Human Daycare stairs and the elevated train tracks.

One relic, on the floating island north-east of the TV Studio, needs flight. Because this sweep comes after the ending, your base-game gear is unlocked: equip a flight gear such as the Jetpack from Pointy Foods and fly to it. The Galaxy Horns (reward for all 60 Multiverse Trinkets) also give a short flight.

Numbering from outside references does not line up reliably for Goatroit Trinkets, so do not rely on a number. Check the Collectibles tab for the missing region and use each object's spot in the Collectibles section.

Mount Olympus Sweep — Remaining Relics and Trinkets

Collectibles 29 collectibles

  • Immortal Vale: Root cage by the water — In a root cage by the water in the Immortal Vale. Burn the roots with a carried brazier, or run into them while on fire.

    DLC

  • Immortal Vale: Tholos roof — On the roof of the tholos on the south side of the Immortal Vale marketplace.

    DLC

  • Olympus Heights: Under the wooden platform — Under the wooden platform at Olympus Heights, just south of the Goat Tower.

    DLC

  • The Summit: Southeast cliff platform — On a wooden platform on the south-east cliff face, below The Summit.

    DLC

  • The Summit: Waterfall statue — On the half-submerged statue in the waterfall below The Summit.

    DLC

  • The Summit: Floating above west statue — Floating in the air above a statue west of The Summit. Needs flight: use the Galaxy Horns (all 60 Multiverse Trinkets) or, after the ending, base-game flight gear such as the Jetpack.

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  • Goat Tower: Root cage to the east — In a root cage directly east of the Goat Tower. Burn the roots with a carried brazier or while on fire.

    DLC

  • Marketplace: Root cage on Modest Midas column — In a root cage atop the column beside Modest Midas in the central marketplace. Burn the roots with a carried brazier or while on fire.

    DLC

  • Marketplace: Underground room — In an underground room below the marketplace, entered from the water. Swim in.

    DLC

  • Goat Tower: Golden lion platform — From the Goat Tower go north-east to the golden lion statue. The Trinket is at the end of the wooden platform left of the shield-and-spear statue.

    DLC

  • Immortal Vale: Scaffold behind vines — On the wooden platforms atop scaffolding at the foot of the steps to Olympus Heights, behind vines (fist statue on the right going up). Burn the vines with a brazier from the top of the stairs, or walk down from the Heights path.

    DLC

  • Immortal Vale: Rockface platform — On a wooden platform on the rockface in the Immortal Vale, behind King of the Hill. Climb the stone blocks, pass the arch with three columns, then reach the wooden platform to the south-west.

    DLC

  • Goat Tower: Southeast platform — On the vine-covered wooden platform below the Goat Tower's south-east edge. Drop down from the edge, or burn the vines.

    DLC

  • Golden lion: Waterway gap — In front of the golden lion head spouting water, floating by the waterway north-east of the tower. Jump the gap.

    DLC

  • Waterfall plaza: Red market stall — On the red market stall in front of the waterfall plaza south of the tower.

    DLC

  • Olympus Heights: West teal dome — Near the map edge in west Olympus Heights. Climb to the roof of the teal-and-gray dome, go west to the vertical wooden platform, then reach the stone ledge above to the east.

    DLC

  • The Summit: Cliff-edge rocks — On the rocks at the cliff edge east of the Microverse Rift helipad, on the Summit climb. It sits right at the drop; approach carefully.

    DLC

  • The Summit: Above the yellow sports car — Above the yellow sports car on its pedestal on the Summit climb. Head west before the two floating rift crystals.

    DLC

  • The Summit: Purple crystal wall — On the wooden platform atop the purple rift-crystal wall near the half-submerged statue pool. Use a rift-crystal jump.

    DLC

  • Jam with the Bard: Stairs by the bonfire — On the stairs past the bonfire beside the Jam with the Bard circular building, reached from its roof or cliff path.

    DLC

  • Disco dome: Upper window — At the circular domed disco building below the Jam with the Bard building. Climb the wall to a window on the upper level; it may also be on the wooden platform left of the entrance.

    DLC

  • Goat Tower: Above the purple blocks — Floating above bouncy purple blocks on the path continuing from the golden lion platform. Bounce up to it.

    DLC

  • Olympus Heights: Search For Merch steps — At the bottom of the steps just behind the Search For Merch merchant stall (four relic pedestals), in west Olympus Heights.

    DLC

  • The Summit: Past the Thor statue — At the end of a wooden platform on the Summit path past the Thor statue and Mjölnir spot, between two men. Use a rift-crystal jump.

    DLC

  • The Summit: Marbellous vases portal — Near the vases (Marbellous!) area, climb the stairs east; the Trinket is behind the green portal. Grab it first, then walk slowly into the portal to be carried up.

    DLC

  • Jam with the Bard: East ledge portal — On the ledge east of the Jam with the Bard building. A green portal wrapped in brambles sits there; the Trinket is tucked behind it.

    DLC

  • The Summit: Ledge by the statue pool — On the ledge below the stairs between the statue pool and the top of the Jam with the Bard building, with the High Roller door behind you.

    DLC

  • Marketplace: Mixed Mime Arts tower — At the centre of the octagon in the Mixed Mime Arts tower north-east of the marketplace (two mimes in a cage).

    DLC

  • The Summit: Northwest platform — At the end of a wooden platform off the north-west side of the Summit's circular structure. Drop to it, or take the green portal to the top and bounce off the red market stall from the north.

    DLC

This sweep covers nine of the ten Mount Olympus Broken Relics (the robot-shoulder relic is in Rift-Linked Broken Relics, since it needs the Microverse Rift) and all twenty Mount Olympus Trinkets. No story gate has been found for the Summit; it is a long climb, not a locked area.

  • Fire the three root cages together. Grab a brazier (lick or carry it) or set yourself on fire, then burn the roots on the Immortal Vale cage, the cage east of the Goat Tower, and the cage on the column beside Modest Midas. No gear is needed.
  • Goat Tower surroundings: the lion-platform, southeast-platform, golden-lion waterway, red-market-stall, purple-blocks and mime-tower Trinkets are all close together. The two vine-covered Trinkets (scaffolding in the Vale and the Goat Tower southeast platform) can be done without fire.
  • Immortal Vale and Olympus Heights: the tholos roof, the platform relics, the underground room (swim in from the water) and the Vale and west Heights Trinkets.
  • The Summit climb: do the Summit Trinkets in one run: sports car, crystal wall, Thor path, cliff edge, vases portal and the northwest platform. The cliff-edge Trinket sits right at a drop; approach carefully.
  • Jam with the Bard building: the stairs, east ledge, disco dome and statue pool ledge Trinkets are all around it.

One relic, floating above the statue west of The Summit, needs flight. Use the Galaxy Horns (reward for all 60 Multiverse Trinkets) or, after the ending, a base-game flight gear such as the Jetpack.

Each object's spot is listed in the Collectibles section.

Post-Story Miscellaneous Cleanup

Ultrasonic Speedy

Before attempting this, collect at least five Broken Relics.

Five Broken Relics unlock the Speedy Shoes, which are a direct dependency for this achievement. The five easiest no-gear relics are the Perky Plaza platform and pool tree, the Tax Exemption Hill vault, the Hovering Household doorstep and the lighthouse top.

You need three things:

  • the Capybara goat, from Great Gastroscopy
  • Speedy Fur, 5,000 in the Wardrobe's Fur tab
  • Speedy Shoes, unlocked by five Broken Relics

Wearing all of them as Capybara, go to Perky Plaza and wait for Speedy to run past. Use slow motion and lick him.

This five-Relic dependency is one reason you should pick up obvious Broken Relics naturally during the story rather than ignoring the collectible set completely until the end.

You Gotta Licket to Ride

Complete Tracky Arty in Goofville, between Lousy Lane and Rowdy Railway, to establish the flying train.

Reach it from Chafing Cracks or Hovering Household and lick the train. The Daredevil Helmet makes the jump easier.

Multiverse Collectible and Instinct Cleanup

Do the Rift-Linked Broken Relics before the final mission. Everything else is covered by the three regional sweeps after the ending, which come before Ultrasonic Speedy because it needs five Broken Relics.

Broken Relics, Multiverse Trinkets, and Multiverse Instincts remain three separate achievement contracts, but they can share the same physical regional passes:

  • Goofville — Relics 10/10, Trinkets 20/20, remaining Goofville Instincts
  • Goatroit — Relics 10/10, Trinkets 20/20, remaining Goatroit Instincts
  • Mount Olympus — Relics 10/10, Trinkets 20/20, remaining Mount Olympus Instincts

After those regional passes, finish the remaining general, miscellaneous, and gear-dependent Instincts.

None of these sets is marked on the map; the Collectibles tab shows each region's progress and which ones you have. The Relic Detector from the Lost Relics event finds buried dig spots, not Broken Relics.

Absorb the three Multiverse Instinct Shrines (Goofville in the Frustrating Forest, Goatroit on the Baamerica National Bank roof, Mount Olympus in the tholos in the Immortal Vale) before performing Multiverse Instincts. Locked Instincts cannot be completed.

Lousy References

Collect all 30 Broken Relics:

  • Goofville — 10
  • Goatroit — 10
  • Mount Olympus — 10

Four Relics depend on rifts or events: Goatroit's School Yard relic (the tower that appears after the Miningverse Rift), the Excavation Site rubble (the Mining Oar from Mining For Glory), the Excavation Site floating relic (the golden statue from the Lost Relics event) and Mount Olympus's robot-shoulder relic (the Microverse Rift). Do those before the final mission. After the ending the rifts are reportedly no longer reachable. The School Yard and Excavation Site floaters can still be reached with base-game flight gear, which unlocks in the Multiverse once the final mission is done, but the Mining Oar rubble and the robot-shoulder relic have no confirmed route after the ending, so treat those two as must-do before the finale. Of the other 26, 24 are available early and need no gear; the two floating relics north-east of the TV Studio and above the statue west of The Summit need flight (see below).

Use the Multiverse Collectibles tab to identify incomplete regions and missing entries.

Per-relic access: Goofville's mineshaft, railway boulder and pier relics use the on-site TNT detonators; the lighthouse relic needs a rift-crystal launch; the Hovering Household relic is a climb up the purple crystal tower; the bridge-platform relic uses the TNT pillar or the tent; the railway floater needs a car explosion. In Goatroit, the Dr. Pilgor set relic uses the roof vent, and the Pasture and TV Studio car park floaters use a rift-crystal launch or safety-net bounce (not flight). On Mount Olympus, the three root cages burn with a brazier or while you are on fire, and the underground room is entered from the water. Two relics, the floating island north-east of the TV Studio and the floater above the statue west of The Summit, need flight: after the ending use base-game flight gear such as the Jetpack, or use the Galaxy Horns. Every relic's location is listed in the Collectibles section under Broken Relics.

Use the incomplete region as the search boundary and check that region's ten listed spots.

Confirm each pickup registers.

No detector is needed.

Apart from the two rift-dependent relics above (the Mining Oar rubble and the robot shoulder), every Broken Relic stays collectible after the ending. Recovery for those two after the finale is not confirmed, so do not rely on it.

If a pickup appears not to register, a same-save title reload is a reasonable first step.

The 30th registered Broken Relic unlocks Lousy References.

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Collect all 60 Multiverse Trinkets:

  • Goofville — 20
  • Goatroit — 20
  • Mount Olympus — 20

Total: 60

Collect obvious Trinkets during the Stone/Event route, then do the systematic sweep after It’s All a Simulation.

Use the Collectibles tab to identify the incomplete region and missing entries.

The 60th Trinket also unlocks the Galaxy Fur and Galaxy Horns (a short rift-pulse flight); each Trinket gives 1,000 Karma. Goofville's 20 are mostly ground-level with a few manholes, a portal and climbs. Goatroit's 20 are nearly all rooftops, reached through HVAC fans, smoking manholes, portals, white planks and one cable grind. Mount Olympus's 20 include a Summit climb with no story gate found; do those in one run, and note that the two vine-covered Trinkets near the Goat Tower and the Vale do not need fire. See the three regional sweeps above, and the Collectibles section for each Trinket's spot.

Go by location, not number, and check only the incomplete region's 20 listed spots.

Finish one region completely before moving to the next when practical.

No dedicated Multiverse Trinket detector is required.

No Multiverse Trinket is permanently missable.

If a pickup appears not to register, verify the Collectibles state first. A same-save title reload is low-risk troubleshooting, not guaranteed recovery.

The 60th required Trinket triggers the achievement.

Wow, Such Instincts

Complete all 44 achievement-relevant entries in the Multiverse Instinct ledger.

Coffee Stain describes Multiverse of Nonsense as adding 36 new Instinct challenges. The achievement-facing ledger contains those 36 plus eight shared How to Be a Goat entries:

  • How to Be a Goat — 8
  • Goofville — 5
  • Goatroit — 8
  • Mount Olympus — 6
  • Miscellaneous — 8
  • Gear — 9

Total: 44

The arithmetic is:

5 + 8 + 6 + 8 + 9 = 36 DLC-specific challenges

plus:

8 shared How to Be a Goat = 44 practical ledger entries

Use the live Multiverse Instinct menu for missing-only cleanup.

Setup: the three Multiverse Shrines first. The eight How to Be a Goat entries need no gear or Event, but the same wording repeats in every ledger and carry-over credit is not confirmed, so redo them here after the Shrines (a few minutes). Where a requirement below says "use the live menu", the exact condition text in the menu is the authority.

Goofville (5)

  • Fly high with balloons (Bob's Balloons, street north-east of Perky Plaza).
  • Reach the Hovering Household, west side of Goofville.
  • Make 10 people swim in Moisty Marina.
  • Get an Olympian zapped by an Angry Cloud (Olympians arrive via the green portal at the Pollution Solution dock, below the Goofville Goat Tower).
  • Bring something golden into the Coin Vault (white mansion on Tax Exemption Hill, bottom-left of the map; enter through the Turdle launch hole on the right, walk the upper ledge and go in the green-glowing window on the left). Make a golden item at the Modest Midas booth in Mount Olympus first.

Goatroit (8)

  • Get Launched by a Goat Scratcher (3 times) and Launch People with Goat Scratchers (5 people), two entries. The scratchers are yellow-and-blue posts with a green lamp, standing on doormats along the wooden sidewalk of the elevated-rail street in central Goatroit, between the TV Studio and School Yard (by a building with green barn doors and a red hydrant). Stand still on a scratcher's mat to be launched; lick a passer-by and drop them on the mat to launch them.
  • Slide down the Human Slide with a goat: lick a goat (a wandering goat NPC works) and slide holding it; ragdoll on the red part, and credit arrives before the bounce pad.
  • Jump from one train to another (elevated tracks north of The Pasture).
  • Photo with a Human Pet (Photo Shoot, north of The Pasture).
  • Place people on the train tracks.
  • Drive off the vertical ramp (use a vehicle; the fire truck at the fire station west of the TV studio is a candidate).
  • Chase Bird People (Avian Invasion: follow the flock rooftop to rooftop).

Mount Olympus (6)

  • Baa on top of Mount Olympus (summit route as for Battle at the Summit).
  • Sit on the Sitting Lion's head.
  • Make statues of yourself (Marblellous! plinth: from the Hydra colosseum go down past the red tents to the circular area ringed with vases and Baa).
  • Turn things into gold (Modest Midas booth south-east of the coliseum-like building, near the Jam With The Bard tent: stand on the hand, or drop a licked object on it).
  • Find Noir Alley: at the Sphinx in the Immortal Vale, climb the wooden plank ramp onto the scaffolding deck in front of it, cross toward the rock wall with the blue electric crack, and go through the gap in the rocks beside it. Drop into the brick alley; the screen turns black-and-white and the Instinct pops.
  • Play Exploding Hooves with an NPC: completing the Puzzleverse Rift (Trial of the Brain) first is the reliable way to make the round puzzle buildings appear. Lick an NPC near the Sphinx, carry it up the same scaffolding deck past the blue crack, take the narrow plank to the dark round building behind the rocks and enter through the glowing purple opening. Drop the NPC on the tiled Exploding Hooves board, then step or jump onto the board yourself, and check that the Instinct completes in the menu.

For the Goatroit and Olympus lines with no landmark, use the live menu text and the regional sweep.

Gear sources (each gear Instinct stays hidden until you own the gear)

  • Leash (walk 500 m with a human) — Walk the Human, at the Human Daycare north of The Pasture, under the tracks.
  • Grass Hair (hair to 25 m) — Vigorous Vegetation, Goatroit: mow the roof lawn.
  • Missing Link (dance as Missing Link with another Missing Link: use its ability to turn an NPC into one, then both emote) — Evolution Excavation secret event, Goatroit. Needs the Mining Oar from Mining For Glory in the Miningverse Rift: dig the crystals left of the red cabin at the Excavation Site, drop through, headbutt the lit stone and bow to the statue as Pilgor.
  • Pie Thrower (pie someone 3 times) — open-world back-gear pickup in Goofville, on the wooden birthday-party stage in Lousy Lane, under the "Happy Birthday Philip Lindau!" banner. It glows green; walk onto the stage to take it.
  • Reinfaus (living prop on Dr. Pilgor's sofa, the white couch on the TV studio set) — Trial Run, Goofville: plug 3 plugs into the teleport machine east of Chafing Cracks and enter the pod.
  • Lyre Horns (place Lyres: equip and press the ability) — Jam With The Bard, Olympus: the golden harp on top of the coliseum-like building, reached by the red market tent behind the Modest Midas shop. Play strings 4-3-2-4-3-1-2-4-3-2-3-4.
  • Mjölnir (chain 5 throws without landing, probable) — Brotherly Mischief, Olympus (see below).
  • Volty Bolty Horns (Lightning Bolt hits 3 NPCs, probable) — Battle at the Summit, Olympus (see below).
  • Slither Locks (turn 5 people to stone at once, probable) — Snake Game, Olympus: temple north of the Summit.
  • Brotherly Mischief: start at Low-Key, south-west of the red market tent. Carry the burning brazier from beside the spear statue behind him and burn the branches on four Thor statues: (1) left of Low-Key; (2) west, then down the stairs, left before the two golden-winged figures; (3) back up, south along the white-and-gold path, inside the teal-covered dome before The Search For Merch; (4) halfway up the peak path, between two columns after the purple crystals. Headbutt each revealed statue.
  • Battle at the Summit: do Brotherly Mischief first. Climb past statue 4, north up the stairs past the pots and the red market tent into the colosseum, then headbutt the Hydra heads while stunned.
  • Snake Game: move only while the statue's eyes are blue; stop on red or you are petrified and restart. Oil slides you; water channels can shield you.
  • A good Olympus trip: Snake Game, Brotherly Mischief, Battle at the Summit, then the Marblellous! plinth, summit Baa and Midas booth.
  • The Mjölnir, Volty Bolty and Slither Locks mappings are probable; the live menu entry confirms the link once the gear is owned.

Base-game gear: base-game gear (such as the Paraglider and VR Headset) cannot be used in the Multiverse until you beat the final mission. None of the 44 Instincts needs it. For the Wardrobe-slot Instinct, use Multiverse gear or free defaults.

The eight general entries cover a 720-degree double front/backflip, backflip, triple jump, pinning an Instinct, warp-speed grinding, filling every Wardrobe slot, performing an emote, and extinguishing yourself with water.

The eight Miscellaneous entries include:

  • launch with Multiverse Crystals
  • headbutt an NPC into another NPC
  • pass through two portals within ten seconds
  • pass through 25 portals cumulatively
  • ride with an NPC for 60 seconds
  • bounce across five Multiwursts consecutively
  • have people slammed by a Mouse Trap
  • give an NPC a Gem

The portal requirements are two separate Instincts.

Confirm the Instinct is unlocked, perform its condition, and confirm completion. Pinning helps you track it.

For Grass Hair (from the Vigorous Vegetation event in Goatroit), the Instinct asks you to let your hair grow to 25 meters, which takes about 20 minutes. Do it last, after the other head-slot gear Instincts (Leash, Mjölnir, Slither Locks), in one uninterrupted session of low-risk play. Quitting, respawning or falling out of the world reportedly loses the progress, using its cutting ability restarts the growth, and any other head gear (including an auto-equipped reward) replaces it. Keep your goat type unchanged and leave it equipped until the live Instinct completes.

Use the live Instinct ledger as your authority.

When all six categories reconcile to:

8 + 5 + 8 + 6 + 8 + 9 = 44

and every corresponding live entry is complete, Wow, Such Instincts should unlock.

Baadlands: Furry Road

Treat Baadlands as another separate completion route.

Start motorcycle mileage immediately, build Pilgor Town, complete regional Events, and pick up obvious collectibles naturally.

Save systematic Golden Wheel, ramp, Trinket, and Instinct certification until late progression when the best mobility tools are available.

For the final Baadlands certification phase, play solo when practical. This is a precaution: players have reported Baadlands achievements registering late until a return to the title screen and reload. It is not a claim that Baadlands achievements are systematically broken or that co-op is unsupported.

Pilgor Town Opening and Motorcycle Progress

Begin normal Baadlands progression and use the motorcycle extensively from the start.

Marathon Rider

Ride a cumulative 42.195 km on the motorcycle.

There is no in-game odometer for this, and the distance is reported to be cumulative. There is no reason to grind the full distance immediately.

Use the motorcycle throughout Events, ramp cleanup, regional travel, and collectible hunting. Leave any remaining mileage until the very end.

Pilgor Town Buildout

Develop Pilgor Town alongside the main Baadlands progression.

Vault 55

The vault's "locks" are the Pilgor Town buildings and upgrades. Buy all of them, about 17,500 scrap in total. Upgrade spots are marked by a wooden pole with a tin can, and the pause menu shows which upgrades you own and which you still need.

Once every lock is off, stand on the plate in front of the vault door and hold the interact button. A cutscene and the credits play, Giga Goat is inside, and Vault 55 unlocks. Opening the vault does not lock anything out.

The seven purchases (about 17,500 scrap in total; prices are approximate):

  • Recycling Station — about 3,500 (needed for Recyclator, Trash to Treasure and the square car)
  • Town Hall — about 2,500 (needed before paying taxes)
  • Farming (the Farm) — about 2,000 (starts passive scrap and the Staff Up the Farm event)
  • Crew Quarters — about 1,500
  • Fast Travel Station — about 3,000 (reported)
  • Explorer's Den — about 4,000 (reported)
  • Garage — about 1,000 (reported; the Pilgor Town one opposite the Recycling Station, not the Hooferdome Garage)

All the lights on the vault door turn green when every purchase is owned; if one is not green, a pillar is missing (check the pause menu).

Suggested order: buy Farming first because it makes scrap on its own, then Town Hall, then the rest. Buy Town Hall and Explorer's Den before sweeping Pilgor Town Trinkets, since some float out of reach until they exist.

Scrap farm (fastest method): use the Photocopier on the west side of Newtown. Break the fence in front of it if it is still up. Drag a blue breakable crate onto the left circular platform and headbutt the big red button on the left to copy it onto the right platform. Drag the copy back to the left and repeat to build a pile, then photocopy the pile and smash all the copies on the right platform for scrap. Keep hitting the button and repeat. Do one dedicated session of this.

Utopia

Fully upgrade Pilgor Town: buy every building (needed for Vault 55 anyway), fully upgrade and staff the Farm (about 9,000 to 15,000 scrap in total), and pay taxes at the Piggy Bank by the Town Hall until 5,000 has been paid in total. Taxes are repeated payments adding up to 5,000, not one payment. Finishing the taxes (Model Citizen) also unlocks the Tower Challenge needed for Maximus Instinctus. Buy everything first, then finish the Farm and taxes; plan for roughly 32,000 to 38,000 scrap overall (individual prices are approximate). Utopia should unlock on the last Farm purchase or tax payment.

Follow the live town progression where the current interface provides the required next step.

If Utopia does not pop: confirm in the pause menu that every building is owned, that the Farm shows no further upgrade or staffing prompt, and that the Piggy Bank has no payment left; then reload the same save and recheck. Farm goats produce passive scrap, so extra spending costs little.

Dude, where’s my square car?

Manic Mechanic comes from the Recyclator Secret Event:

  1. Buy the Recycling Station (3,500 scrap) and the Garage (1,000 scrap) in Pilgor Town.
  2. Buy wheels at the Garage (5 scrap each).
  3. Feed wheels into the Recycling Station until the container turns green, then headbutt it.

Compact a car in the Compactor 200 at the Junkyard; cars from the nearby Roach Farm work. Use Manic Mechanic on the cube to give it wheels, then drive it.

Regional Event Sweep

Deliciously Disgusting

Get a pineapple from Fruitopia; the nearest are at the beach huts near the trash fire on the west side. Lick and carry it, store it on the motorcycle, or use the Leash, and bring it to Agora Pizza in northern Newtown.

At Agora Pizza:

  1. Press the red button by the flour machine.
  2. Put the flour bag in the cement mixer to get dough.
  3. Place the dough on the table and jump on it to flatten it.
  4. Put the flattened dough on the Topping-o-matic 3000.
  5. Put the pineapple into the machine.

The achievement unlocks the moment the pineapple goes in. Baking and serving are optional. Leaving the shop mid-pizza despawns it.

Crash Course

Complete all Hooferdome courses.

The courses run in the course arena in the middle of the Hooferdome (marked by a purple beam, with a big scoreboard). Do Those Dam Defenses first: it starts after the first radio-tower sync and ends with three gates sliding open. Bring the motorcycle.

  1. Finish Trial By Stumple, the first course: an on-foot course over water. Start at the START platform and land on the FINISH platform; falling in the water restarts it.
  2. Return to the Dome-O-Matic machine. Its red button is now active. Press it (the first press shows a cutscene of the buttons that change the course), then run the course it loads.
  3. Repeat, completing each course the Dome-O-Matic loads, on foot or on the motorcycle, until Crash Course pops. Players report five courses, including two motorcycle courses, but do not stop at a number: go by the achievement. It may also pop early.

Tips

  • Daredevil Helmet (the base-game ramp reward; base-game gear returns once Vault 55 is open): cross the start line, then jump straight to the finish on the on-foot courses.
  • Motorcycle courses: summon the bike. On the easy one, boost only slightly over jumps and go slowly. On the jumpy one, bike-jump onto the first block, turn right, jump again, line up with the final ramp and boost; touching the finish sign counts.
  • Do this on the same Hooferdome trip as the Junk Cannon, Boomerang, Golden Wheel, ramp and Trinkets.
  • Courses after the first have no names; if the button gives no new course and nothing pops, reload from the title screen and redo the last course.

Baadlands Traversal and Collectible Cleanup

With the major Baadlands progression complete, perform the systematic traversal and collectible sweep.

Golden Wheels, ramps, and Trinkets remain separate ledgers, but they can share the same regional travel.

Get the Chopper and Propeller Horns before the deliberate cleanup:

  • Chopper: complete the Fill 'Er Up Event. Deliver 20 oil cans under the pipe, then press the nearby floor-vault button.
  • Propeller Horns: buy them from the Adventure Gear shop in Rad Resort for 500 scrap.

None of these sets is marked on the map; the Collectibles menu shows each area's entries and which ones you have.

For Golden Wheels, reach height with the Chopper or Propeller Horns, or launch off a ramp on the motorcycle. Flying through a Wheel does not collect it; touch it on the motorcycle or on foot.

For ramps, use the motorcycle as the standardized CompletionLab method.

For Trinkets, bring flight: some pickups need it, and Propeller Horns give efficient controlled aerial movement for elevated and awkward spots.

Perform final certification solo when practical.

Wheels of Fortune

Collectibles 20 collectibles

  • Junkyard: Above the wind turbine — In the air above the wind turbine at the Junkyard. Needs height.

    DLC

  • Junkyard: Mesa to the east — On top of the large mesa east of the Junkyard, north of the sand whirlpool. Use the hill to the east as a ramp, then land on the mesa.

    DLC

  • Raider Camp north of Pilgor Town: Above the ramp — Floating above a ramp in the Raider Camp north of Pilgor Town. Reach it with a ramp jump or from the air.

    DLC

  • Pilgor canyon: Hanging shipping container — Inside a shipping container hanging by a rope in the canyon south-east of Pilgor Town, south of Overlook. Land on or at the container.

    DLC

  • Pilgor canyon: Floating above the main path — Floating in the air above the main path in the canyon south-east of Pilgor Town, south of Overlook. Needs height.

    DLC

  • Haggletown: Ramp on the Radio Tower — On a ramp on the side of the Radio Tower north-east of Haggletown.

    DLC

  • Haggletown: Above the cliff to the north — Floating north of Haggletown above the cliff overlooking the town. A ramp to the west launches you at it.

    DLC

  • Haggletown: Outcrop south of town — Floating beside the rocky outcrop south of Haggletown. Reach it from the air or by the large ramp to the east.

    DLC

  • The Dunes: Rock formation south of the sand pit — On top of the rock formation in the Dunes, just south of the sand pit whirlpool and south-west of Haggletown. Land on top.

    DLC

  • Rad Resort: Rock formation to the west — On a stone formation west of Rad Resort. Land on the rock.

    DLC

  • Roach Farm: High above the outcrop — High in the air between Rad Resort and Roach Farm, west of Roach Farm above the rocky outcrop. Use the ramp below it, or the air.

    DLC

  • The Great Shower: Ledge behind the Radio Tower — On a rocky ledge beside the pipe, reportedly under the overhang behind the Great Shower Radio Tower. Land on the ledge and touch it.

    DLC

  • The Great Shower: Boards west of the Radio Tower — On the wooden boards directly west of the Great Shower Radio Tower. Land on the boards and touch it.

    DLC

  • The Great Shower: Large bridge south of the Radio Tower — On the large bridge in The Great Shower, directly south of the Radio Tower. Land on the bridge and touch it.

    DLC

  • Newtown: Roof of the Welcome to Newtown building — On the roof of the westernmost Newtown building, the one with the Welcome to Newtown banner. Land on the roof and touch it.

    DLC

  • Newtown: Skyscraper, north-east corner — On the side of the largest skyscraper at Newtown's north-east corner. The menu counts this one under The Wasteland, not Newtown. Climb or land on the building.

    DLC

  • Pilgor Town: Rock spire south of The Dig — Not in the town itself. On top of a rocky spire south of The Dig, west of Newtown, near the old suspension bridge and south-west of the Radio Tower. Land on top. If the menu still shows Pilgor Town 0/1, check the rocky archway west of Pilgor Town.

    DLC

  • Fruitopia: Cliff below the water slides — On the cliff at the bottom of the water slides, leaving Fruitopia to the south-west. Ground level; no flight needed.

    DLC

  • Hooferdome: Floating above the dome — Floating high in the air above Hooferdome. Needs height; the Chopper is the easiest way up.

    DLC

  • Rustpool: Floating above the pool — Floating above the Rustpool, south-west of Hooferdome. A ramp to the west launches you at it.

    DLC

Collect all 20 Golden Wheels:

  • Fruitopia — 1/1
  • Hooferdome — 1/1
  • Newtown — 1/1
  • Pilgor Town — 1/1
  • The Wasteland — 16/16

Total: 20

Collect obvious Wheels during normal progression, then use the Collectibles menu for missing-only cleanup.

Every Wheel's spot is listed in the Collectibles section below, grouped by landmark. Use the Collectibles menu to see which area is short, then check that area's list. Do not expect the menu order to match any external list.

Three things to know:

  • The Pilgor Town Wheel is not in the town. It sits on top of a rocky spire south of The Dig, near the old suspension bridge. If it is not there, check the rocky archway west of Pilgor Town.
  • The Newtown skyscraper Wheel on the north-east corner counts as The Wasteland, not Newtown.
  • Flying the Broom or Chopper into a Wheel does not collect it. Get to height, then touch it on the motorcycle or on foot. If it flashes red and reforms, switch (bike to foot, or foot to bike) and try again. You can also ride the Broom up, hop off, and summon the motorcycle for the final touch.

Check the Collectibles entry after each one.

Do the Chopper (Fill 'Er Up) and buy the Propeller Horns first, then sweep by area. The order below runs Junkyard and the Pilgor canyon, then Haggletown, then Rad Resort and The Great Shower, then Newtown, then Fruitopia, Hooferdome and the Rustpool. Each Wheel's spot is listed in the Collectibles section below; the Collectibles menu shows which area is still short.

Several Haggletown, Rustpool, Roach Farm and Junkyard Wheels are launched at from a ramp, so they pair well with the ramp cleanup in the next section.

Milestone rewards at 6, 12 and 20 Wheels are the Furious Outfit, Furious Face Paint and Rockasines.

No Golden Wheel is permanently missable.

If a pickup fails to update the Collectibles menu, a same-save title reload is reasonable low-risk troubleshooting.

If the menu shows 20/20 but the achievement remains locked, reload the same save and recheck before taking any destructive action.

The twentieth registered Wheel unlocks Wheels of Fortune.

Daredevil of the Wasteland

Collectibles 20 collectibles

  • Pilgor Town: Main path south of town — Directly south of Pilgor Town on the main path, where the oil pipeline breaks. Faces east, up the ridge.

    DLC

  • Pilgor Town: Canyon to the south-east — In the canyon south-east of Pilgor Town, south of Overlook.

    DLC

  • Pilgor Town: Cliff ledge to the east — On a cliff ledge just east of Pilgor Town above the canyon, near a wooden house, just north of the canyon ramp.

    DLC

  • The Dig: Rock formation by the old suspension bridge — On a rock formation south of The Dig, west of Newtown, by the old suspension bridge.

    DLC

  • The Dig: Rock formation near the main path — South of The Dig on a rock formation near the main path.

    DLC

  • The Dig: East side, near the Raider Camp — East of The Dig, just south of the path leading north; likely at the south side of the Raider Camp between The Dig and the Junkyard.

    DLC

  • Junkyard: South side — Inside the Junkyard on the south side; launches out of the Junkyard's south side.

    DLC

  • Junkyard: North, by the large pipe — North of the Junkyard near the large pipe, in a gap in the mountain.

    DLC

  • Quicksand pit: Rim between the Junkyard and Haggletown — On the rim of the quicksand pit south-east of the Junkyard, between the Junkyard and Haggletown, beside the main road.

    DLC

  • Haggletown: Very large ramp by the big pipe — A very large ramp beside a big pipe on the rocky outcrop north-east of Haggletown, toward the Radio Tower.

    DLC

  • Haggletown: Cliff to the south — On the cliff directly south of Haggletown, beside a large pipe.

    DLC

  • Haggletown: Raider Camp above town — In the Raider Camp on the cliff directly north of Haggletown; the ramp is reportedly inside a green shipping container.

    DLC

  • Rad Resort: Mountain ledge to the east — On a mountain ledge east of Rad Resort, south of The Great Shower. It faces south-west toward Rad Resort and its giant statue.

    DLC

  • Cactus Canyon and The Great Shower: Small house — Between Cactus Canyon (west) and The Great Shower (east), beside a small house.

    DLC

  • Rad Resort: South-east building roof — Atop the building in the south-east of Rad Resort, at the end of the wooden boardwalk.

    DLC

  • Rustpool: Road to the north-west — Slightly north-west of the Rustpool (west of Hooferdome), on the road beside a car.

    DLC

  • Hooferdome: Ramp on the south edge — At the south edge of Hooferdome, at the west end of the ramparts on that side.

    DLC

  • Newtown: Roof of the large east building — On top of the large building on the east side of Newtown. Bring a vehicle up the roof route.

    DLC

  • Far south-west: Cockroach valley — In a small valley in the far south-west of the map, south-west of Newtown, where cockroaches spawn. Faces east toward the Racetrack. The roaches may chase you.

    DLC

  • Fruitopia: Big ramp by the stone face — The single big ramp in south-central Fruitopia, to the right of the large stone face. Launch east, out of town.

    DLC

Register all 20 Baadlands ramps:

  • Fruitopia — 1/1
  • Hooferdome — 1/1
  • Newtown — 1/1
  • Rad Resort — 1/1
  • The Wasteland — 16/16

Total: 20

Use obvious ramps naturally during Event, collectible, and motorcycle travel.

Use the Baadlands Collectibles menu to see which area is short. The menu may list entries in a different order from any online list, so identify missing ramps by landmark and area count rather than by an external number. Every ramp's spot is listed in the Collectibles section below.

Ride the ramps in clusters: Pilgor Town and its canyon, The Dig, the Junkyard, Haggletown, The Great Shower and Rad Resort, the Rustpool and Hooferdome, then Newtown, the far south-west and Fruitopia. A few sit right on main roads and are easy to pick up in passing. Each ramp's spot is listed in the Collectibles section below; the area counters in the Collectibles menu show where you are short.

Use the motorcycle as the standard cleanup vehicle. Any car also counts. A qualifying jump shows stars and a pop-up. Milestone rewards are reportedly the Baadlands Clothes at 10 ramps and the Baadlands Mask at 20.

The Collectibles entry is the authority.

If a ramp does not register, approach it from its obvious run-up side, build speed, and launch cleanly from the lip.

Do not assume that every ramp has a formal one-direction-only achievement rule. The intended-direction retry is the safest response to a failed registration.

If repeated correct attempts fail, reload the same save and retry the affected ramp.

Do not begin a new save for one stubborn entry.

The twentieth registered ramp unlocks Daredevil of the Wasteland.

Live Free and Try Hard

Collect all 60 Baadlands Trinkets:

  • Pilgor Town — 5/5
  • Rad Resort — 5/5
  • Newtown — 5/5
  • Hooferdome — 5/5
  • Fruitopia — 5/5
  • The Wasteland — 35/35

Total: 60

The Wasteland alone contains 35 of the 60 and represents the largest part of the cleanup.

Collect obvious Trinkets during Events, motorcycle travel, Golden Wheel hunting, ramp use, and exploration.

Bring flight for the deliberate sweep: some Trinkets cannot be reached without it. After you open Vault 55, your main-game inventory comes back, so base-game flight gear such as the Daredevil helmet and fairy wings returns if you earned it. Otherwise buy Propeller Horns from the Adventure Gear shop in Rad Resort for 500 scrap.

Sweep after Vault 55 and the full Pilgor Town buildout. Three Pilgor Town Trinkets float until their buildings exist (the Town Hall, the Explorer's Den, and the full set of town upgrades); the other two are ungated. Buy every Pilgor Town building before the sweep. If one Pilgor Town Trinket still floats afterwards, finish the remaining town upgrades and recheck.

Two sweep routes follow (Towns, then The Wasteland), and every Trinket's spot is listed in the Collectibles section below. Do not assume an external Trinket number matches an in-game slot; use the area counts in the Collectibles menu and sweep only the area that is short.

Finish the five small regions, then close The Wasteland at 35/35. Collecting all 60 also unlocks the Goatmeat goat.

No Baadlands Trinket is permanently missable.

Registration Precaution

Perform the final Trinket certification solo.

This is a precaution against late registration, not a claim that Live Free and Try Hard is broken.

If all six regional ledgers are complete but the achievement remains locked:

  1. Return to the title screen.
  2. Reload the same save.
  3. Enter Baadlands solo.
  4. Allow the game to re-evaluate the completed state.
  5. Recheck the achievement.

Do not use cloud/local save manipulation as routine troubleshooting and do not begin a new save solely because of a delayed unlock.

The 60th registered Trinket unlocks Live Free and Try Hard.

Trinket Sweep — Baadlands Towns

Collectibles 25 collectibles

  • Pilgor Town: South-west tower top — Top of the south-west tower. Floats until all the Pilgor Town upgrades are owned.

    Return laterDLC

  • Pilgor Town: Town Hall roof — On top of the Town Hall. Floats until the Town Hall is built.

    Return laterDLC

  • Pilgor Town: Wooden platform behind the Town Hall — On the wooden platform off the north side of town, behind the Town Hall.

    DLC

  • Pilgor Town: Top of the central flagpole — Top of the central flagpole. Fly up, or bounce off the tyres.

    DLC

  • Pilgor Town: Hoop on the Explorer's Den — In a metal hoop on top of the Explorer's Den. Floats until the Explorer's Den is built; fly up, or use the fast-travel cannon.

    Return laterDLC

  • Rad Resort: Upper tier, south-east building — Upper tier of the south-east-most building, above the ramp.

    DLC

  • Rad Resort: Green metal sign — On top of the green metal Rad Resort sign on the east side of town.

    DLC

  • Rad Resort: Yellow Pointy Foods container — Inside the yellow Pointy Foods shipping container on the west side.

    DLC

  • Rad Resort: Behind the waste waterfall — Behind the radioactive-waste waterfall on the south-west side.

    DLC

  • Rad Resort: Statue's fishing pole — On the end of the broken fishing pole of the Statue of Libertarian.

    DLC

  • Newtown: North-west watchtower — In the wooden watchtower on the north-west side.

    DLC

  • Newtown: Reinfaus billboard — On the Reinfaus billboard atop a skyscraper on the south side.

    DLC

  • Newtown: Scrap-metal wind turbine — On top of the scrap-metal wind turbine in the centre of town.

    DLC

  • Newtown: Red Pointy Foods container — Inside a red Pointy Foods container in the south-east corner.

    DLC

  • Newtown: Scrap tower — On the side of the scrap tower in the south-east corner.

    DLC

  • Hooferdome: Flagpole on the western tower — At the end of a flagpole protruding from the western tower.

    DLC

  • Hooferdome: Under a top building — Underneath one of the buildings at the top of Hooferdome.

    DLC

  • Hooferdome: Dam wall walkway — On the metal walkway halfway up the dam wall.

    DLC

  • Hooferdome: North-east watchtower cage — At the top of the north-east internal watchtower, inside a gibbet cage.

    DLC

  • Hooferdome: Yellow container by the Rations store — Inside the yellow shipping container next to the Rations store.

    DLC

  • Fruitopia: Top of the east wooden ramp — At the top of the yellow and blue wooden ramp on the east side.

    DLC

  • Fruitopia: Diving board by the waterfall — Floating near the waterfall, by a diving board on a pink shipping container.

    DLC

  • Fruitopia: Wicker pear — Inside a wicker pear on one of the wooden platforms.

    DLC

  • Fruitopia: Pink container opposite the waterfall — Inside the pink shipping container opposite the waterfall.

    DLC

  • Fruitopia: South wooden platform — On a wooden platform on the south side.

    DLC

Sweep the five towns after Vault 55, once every Pilgor Town building exists, so the floating Pilgor Town Trinkets are in their final positions. Do Pilgor Town first (south-west tower, Town Hall roof, the platform behind the Town Hall, the flagpole, the Explorer's Den hoop), then Rad Resort, Newtown, Hooferdome and Fruitopia. Bring flight: the flagpole and Explorer's Den hoop in particular want height, and base-game flight gear returns after Vault 55 (see Live Free and Try Hard). Each Trinket's spot is listed in the Collectibles section below.

Trinket Sweep — The Wasteland

Collectibles 35 collectibles

  • The Wasteland: Oil pipe south of Pilgor Town — On top of the metal oil pipe south of Pilgor Town.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Secure house on the rocky spire — On the back porch of the secure house on the rocky spire south-east of Pilgor Town.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Tennis court seating — On the seating at the tennis court south-east of Pilgor Town.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Blue container in the Pilgor canyon — Inside the blue Pointy Foods container in the canyon directly south-east of Pilgor Town.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Building top at the Raider Camp north-east of Pilgor Town — At the top of the building in the Raider Camp north-east of Pilgor Town.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Side of the Radio Tower west of Pilgor Town — Floating off the side of the Radio Tower west of Pilgor Town. Flight is likely to help.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Gantry at the Raider Camp north of Haggletown — On the metal gantry of the northmost building at the Raider Camp north of Haggletown.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Walkway at the front of Haggletown — On a walkway at the front of Haggletown.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Large metal tower east of Haggletown — Inside the large metal tower south-east of the Radio Tower, east of Haggletown.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Gantry under the Radio Tower east of Haggletown — On a metal gantry underneath the Radio Tower east of Haggletown.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Above the ramp, Raider Camp north of Haggletown — Above the ramp in the Raider Camp north of Haggletown.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Bridge support south of Rad Resort — On top of the bridge support south of Rad Resort.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Concrete tube by the cinema frame — In a concrete tube hidden behind wooden pallets, opposite the outdoor-cinema frame south-west of The Dig.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Concrete tube in the Rad Resort canyon — Inside a concrete tube in the canyon on the west side of Rad Resort.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Fallen crane arm — Inside the end of the fallen crane arm south-west of the Junkyard. Climb in from the top and slide down.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Scaffold tower east of Rad Resort — On top of the metal scaffold tower east of Rad Resort.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Red container on the Junkyard building — Inside a red Pointy Foods container on top of the Junkyard building.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Ridge north of Rad Resort — On a ridge on the north side of Rad Resort.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Fuel shed south of The Dig — Inside the fuel shed south of The Dig.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Oil pipes between Roach Farm and the Junkyard — On top of the oil pipes between Roach Farm and the Junkyard.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: South building at the Raider Camp between The Dig and the Junkyard — On top of the south-side building of the Raider Camp between The Dig and the Junkyard.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Red container at The Dig — Inside the red Pointy Foods container at The Dig.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Lookout at the Raider Camp south-west of Newtown — In the wooden lookout atop the bridge support at the Raider Camp south-west of Newtown.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Wooden structure up the Radio Tower north-west of Newtown — On the wooden structure leading up to the Radio Tower north-west of Newtown.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Red container at the Racetrack — Inside the red Pointy Foods container at the Racetrack.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Tyre at the Raider Camp south-west of Newtown — In a tyre on the west side of the Raider Camp south-west of Newtown.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Boardwalk at the Raider Camp south of Newtown — On a wooden boardwalk between two towers in the Raider Camp south of Newtown.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Oil pipe at the Chopper spawn — On top of the oil pipe at the Chopper spawn point south-east of Newtown.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Cannon crater outside Hooferdome — Inside one of the cannon craters outside Hooferdome.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Blue container on the mountain by the Rustpool — Inside a blue shipping container on the south-west mountain at Hooferdome, east of the Rustpool.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Oil pipe end by Prop Golf — On the end of the metal oil pipe in front of the Prop Golf minigame, south-east of Haggletown.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Rocks in the sand pit — On the rocks in the centre of the sand pit south-east of the Junkyard.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Tunnel behind Bit's and Bob's Farm — Inside a tunnel at the back of Bit's and Bob's Farm, south of Fruitopia.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Burning barrel at Overlook — Inside a burning barrel at the Overlook.

    DLC

  • The Wasteland: Large bridge in The Great Shower — On the large bridge in The Great Shower, directly south of the Radio Tower.

    DLC

Do the Wasteland as six loops: south and south-east of Pilgor Town; Haggletown and the Radio Tower with the Raider Camp to its north; Rad Resort, the Junkyard and The Dig; Newtown, the Racetrack and the Raider Camps to the south; Hooferdome and the Rustpool; then the Fruitopia side in the south. Bring flight, since some of these are high or awkward, and ride the motorcycle between loops. The Chopper is not needed. Each Trinket's spot is listed in the Collectibles section below; the Wasteland counter in the Collectibles menu shows how many are left.

Baadlands Final Instinct Cleanup

Leave dedicated Baadlands Instinct certification until the end.

By now, complete the main Events and Secret Events, develop Pilgor Town, expose the major regional systems, obtain the required gear, and finish the dedicated Wheel, ramp, and Trinket cleanup.

Update 1.2.0.4 (December 18, 2025) prevents still-locked Instincts from being completed. Absorb both active Baadlands Instinct Shrines (Pilgor Town, south-east of Vault 55; Fruitopia, in the wooden hut south-west of the quicksand pit) and own the relevant gear first.

Therefore use:

unlock Instinct → (optionally pin it) → perform condition → verify completion

Do not deliberately perform a hidden requirement from an external checklist and assume it will receive retroactive credit later.

Perform final certification solo when practical, particularly if much of the expansion was previously played in co-op.

Maximus Instinctus

Complete the achievement-bearing Baadlands Instinct ledger.

Coffee Stain officially describes Baadlands as adding 39 new Instincts.

The complete practical achievement-cleanup route contains 47 tasks because it also includes eight reusable How to Be a Goat challenges:

  • How to Be a Goat — 8
  • Motorcycle — 9
  • Regional — 10
  • Gear-dependent — 20

Total practical checklist: 47

The arithmetic reconciles the two numbers:

9 + 10 + 20 = 39 newly added Baadlands Instincts

plus:

8 shared How to Be a Goat tasks = 47 practical cleanup tasks

Do not describe all 47 as newly added Instincts. Use the live Baadlands Instinct menu as the final authority.

The eight How to Be a Goat tasks are:

  1. Do a backflip.
  2. Do a triple jump.
  3. Pin an Instinct.
  4. Reach Warp Speed while grinding.
  5. Equip something in every Wardrobe slot.
  6. Perform an emote.
  7. Perform a 720-degree double frontflip or backflip.
  8. Use water to extinguish yourself.

These repeat in every ledger and carry-over credit is not confirmed, so do them again here once the Shrines are absorbed; it takes minutes.

The nine Motorcycle tasks cover (summon the motorcycle with Whistle Baa):

  • airborne dismounting
  • being thrown from the motorcycle after collision
  • storing 3 things in the motorcycle's inventory (lick an object, aim at the rear container, press the same button)
  • changing the motorcycle's appearance (Garage)
  • burnout
  • frontflip
  • double backflip
  • 720-degree rotation
  • seven seconds of airtime

The ten Regional Instincts are:

  • Pilgor Town (2): dress up the mannequin in the raider camp with tires (small or regular tires, not big ones); stack 10 shacks in the Tower Challenge. It unlocks when you buy the Town Hall and pay taxes at its piggy bank until Model Citizen completes (the same tax payments Utopia needs); a camera cut then shows the challenge. It is a raised wooden platform with stairs, a small shack and a red metal gantry beside it, on a sandy rise at the edge of Pilgor Town, about 20 seconds' walk from the Town Hall. Walk onto it and press Y (Start Tower Challenge). From the overhead view, press RT to drop each shack onto the stack (Y exits). The Instinct completes once 10 shacks are stacked at the same time, even if the tower is wobbling, so keep dropping quickly.
  • Hooferdome (1): complete any on-foot obstacle course in under 10 seconds. The pit-arena courses count, Trial By Stumple included; the Daredevil Helmet shortcut (see Crash Course) makes it trivial.
  • Newtown (1): clone 3 rhinos with the Photocopier (rhinos are near the Racetrack).
  • Rad Resort (2): jump from the giant statue and land perfectly (climb it or fly up with Propeller Horns); return the volleyball 30 times in a row on the Rad Resort pitch (separate from the Ballin' Volleys event).
  • The Wasteland (4): ride 5 sandworms (finish Rumble Down Under first; worms spawn randomly near The Dunes, so leave this for last); kill 50 cockroaches; reach a cactus score of 50 (desert between Overlook and the crashed UFO; golden cacti are worth more than green); fly a Chopper completely through the Outdoor Cinema frame.

Gear-dependent Instincts (20): gear and where to get it. Absorb both Baadlands Shrines first; each Instinct stays hidden until you own its gear.

  • Give an Octo Cultist four extra limbs — Radioactive Rod Horns: Jump into the green toxic water in Rad Resort; unlocks on entry
  • Hit 3 people with one G.O.A.T.S. headbutt — G.O.A.T.S.: Finish Outpost Knockout: ram the main support of all 5 raider camps by motorcycle. Camps: behind Pilgor Town near the big antenna; construction area near the dig site and roach farm; between the dig site and roach farm; bottom-left Newtown; north of Haggletown in Fruitopia (the trickiest, with electrical hazards)
  • Hook a vehicle into a person — Scorpion Hook: Hooferdome shop, 500 scrap
  • Bury a Monstroccoli — Shovel: Pay-To-Look, Newtown: bounce off the tarp to the building roof, use the viewing-tower telescope to summon Payton Wall, pay 2,000 scrap into the bucket, talk to him, then use the viewer; an arrow on the ramp points to a tree, so headbutt the dirt mound beside it until the chest appears
  • Freeze a dancing person — Cryoray MK II: Fruitopia: dig the flat X-shaped rocks in front of the crashed UFO (left of Overlook) until a canister appears, then headbutt it
  • Plant a roll of toilet paper — Planter Tools: A Growing Population, Fruitopia (north-east): lick 10 glowing mutant seeds, plant each in a soil bag, lick all 10 grown plants. Toilet paper comes from Keen on Hygiene, Newtown (a roll is reportedly beside the Photocopier)
  • Saw a rhino in half — Chainsaw Face: Buy the Recycling Station (3,500) in Pilgor Town, then do Trash to Treasure: put 3 shopping carts in the container and headbutt it (reload to respawn carts)
  • Shoot yourself into a person — Junk Cannon: Hooferdome giant cannon: fire yourself forward, walk to where you land and take the floating gear
  • Turn a very small object into a vehicle and drive it — Manic Mechanic: Recyclator (see Dude, where's my square car?). A bottle from the Newtown pizzeria, or anything halved with Chainsaw Face, works as the small object
  • Blast five vehicles with one Giga Beam — Giga Goat (goat type): Buy every Pilgor Town building, then open Vault 55
  • Combine 30 compacted cubes into one shape — Cubot 2000: Rad Resort junkyard: jump into the Cubomatic
  • Drive over three people in a row with the Drone deployed — Drone Operator: The Great Climb, Rad Resort: pipe on the side of the statue (hard obstacle course; Propeller Horns skip it)
  • 7 seconds of vehicle airtime on a Rockasine Ramp — Rockasines: Reward for all 20 Golden Wheels
  • Kill a Radioactive Cockroach with Spicy Breath — Painprika (goat type): Splice of Life, Fruitopia: rotate the crystals and reflectors on the west side so the beam powers the machine, follow the beam south, throw the switch and step into the beam
  • Launch trash into the Recycling Dumpster in Pilgor Town — Counter Gravitational Device: Newtown gear shop, up the stairs in the south-east, 500 scrap
  • One of each Fruitant in Rebecka's belly — Rebecka: See the Rebecka chain below
  • Suck 20 items into the Scary Hole — Drill Kicks: Blocked Out event (dig site): dig the marked buried area until it breaks through; the gear unlocks automatically
  • Catch the Boomerang after hitting 6 targets — Boomerang: Hooferdome, after Keen on Hygiene: take the Boomerang that appears near the portable toilet
  • Make 15 people follow you — Tutanpilgor: Ancient Secret secret event: three glyph puzzles, one is enough (Rad Resort puzzle; circle the symbols until the right one shows; reset a puzzle via the title screen)
  • Stay airborne for two minutes — Propeller Horns: Rad Resort Adventure Gear shop beside the ice-cream mascot, 500 scrap

Do these Events during the event phase so the gear exists before final cleanup: Ancient Secret, A Growing Population, Blocked Out, Splice of Life, Outpost Knockout, Great Climb, Fill 'Er Up. Schedule Pilgor Town scrap (Recycling Station, buildings) before Instinct cleanup; Vault 55 and Giga Goat go last. Sandworms are the only time-uncertain item. Reload to respawn Trash to Treasure carts and Fill 'Er Up barrels.

Two traps: a third, inactive Shrine on the shore of the mud pond does nothing, so skip it; and the Instinct text for each gear is only its ability used on the target, so equip the gear and use its ability.

The Rebecka Instinct has a short chain:

  1. Unlock Rebecka: at the south end of Rad Resort, drive a car into the wall south-west of the volleyball pitch, enter, and headbutt the egg.
  2. Complete Splice of Life in Fruitopia so Painprika Fruitants exist.
  3. Equip Rebecka and stand next to all four Fruitants in Fruitopia (Abominana, Monstroccoli, Frankenpine, Painprika); she eats them. Keep moving: Rebecka can stick in her eating animation.

Do not attempt this before Splice of Life has made Painprika available.

Missing-Only Cleanup

Open the live Instinct menu and work only on incomplete entries.

For each remaining Instinct:

  1. Confirm it has been unlocked.
  2. Pin it (optional).
  3. Confirm the required gear, Event, form, or location dependency.
  4. Perform the exact condition.
  5. Verify that the live entry completes.
  6. Continue to the next missing Instinct.

The categories do not have to be completed in a fixed order.

Motorcycle ramp cleanup can naturally contribute toward the nine Motorcycle Instincts, but completing the ramps does not automatically certify every motorcycle challenge.

Likewise, use regional travel from Wheels of Fortune and Live Free and Try Hard to clear regional Instincts when convenient while keeping the achievement ledgers separate.

Registration and Recovery

Community-reported late-unlock risk. Some players only saw Maximus Instinctus unlock after returning to the title screen and reloading.

Perform the Rad Resort statue jump and perfect landing normally. If it does not register, retry the execution before escalating.

For the Outdoor Cinema Chopper Instinct, fly the Chopper completely through the cinema frame. If it fails to register, turn around and make another complete pass.

If one Instinct refuses to register:

  1. Confirm it is unlocked.
  2. Pin it (optional).
  3. Confirm its prerequisites.
  4. Repeat the exact condition cleanly.
  5. Retry physics-dependent interactions normally.
  6. Return to the title screen and reload the same save if repeated correct execution fails.
  7. Load Baadlands solo.
  8. Retry only the affected Instinct.

If the entire ledger appears complete but Maximus Instinctus remains locked:

  1. Return to the title screen.
  2. Reload the same save.
  3. Enter Baadlands solo.
  4. Allow the completed state to re-evaluate.
  5. Recheck the achievement.
  6. Only then investigate whether an individual Instinct remains incomplete.

Do not delete the save, delete cloud data, restart Baadlands, or blindly repeat all 47 tasks as routine troubleshooting.

Once the achievement-bearing Baadlands Instinct ledger is complete and the state registers, Maximus Instinctus unlocks.

Final Completion

If Marathon Rider is still unfinished after the Baadlands collectible and Instinct cleanup, use ordinary motorcycle road loops until the cumulative distance reaches 42.195 km. There is no in-game odometer, so keep riding until it pops.

If anything is still locked: do not start a new save. Check the relevant in-game ledger (Collectibles tab or Instinct menu), return to the title screen, reload the same save, play solo, and recheck. Only then look for a single missing entry.

At this point the complete target is:

64 / 64 achievements

2,135 / 2,135 Gamerscore

Base game, Multiverse of Nonsense, and Baadlands: Furry Road are complete.

Collectibles

Reference

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Ramps — San Angora

29 in the game

Drive off each ramp in a car at speed. Fireworks and slow motion confirm the jump counted, and the Collectibles menu records it under the ramp's area. All ramps are open from the start; nothing is missable and every ramp can be jumped again. Ramps are not marked on the map.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Fossil Fuel station — Behind the Fossil Fuel gas station on the west side; follow the road behind it.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Farmer talent show road — West side, across the road from the farmer talent show.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: South of Brumehill Cemetery — South of Brumehill Cemetery, partly out of sight. Easy to overlook.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Between solar farm and trailer park — Between the Sun and Son solar farm and the Redneck Haven trailer park.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Redneck Haven north-east — North-east side of the Redneck Haven trailer park.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Solar panel farm — On the Sun and Son solar panel farm.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: Factory west side — Outside the factory on its west side, off the highway shortly before Suburbsville.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: Chatana Yoga — Behind Chatana Yoga on the far east edge of Suburbsville, next to the factory side of town. Counts under Pointy Foods Factory in the menu, not Suburbsville.

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  • Suburbsville: Swede's house — Next to the Swede's house, across from the SWEKIA store, south-east of the Goat Tower.

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  • Suburbsville: Birthday-party house — East side, outside Philip's birthday-party house (same spot as the Fallout "nuke" Easter-egg zone).

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  • Suburbsville: Fishing pier — Overlooking the fishing pier on the east side, north of the sewer. Needed for the Suburbsville count because the Chatana Yoga ramp is filed under Pointy Foods.

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  • Construction Site: Concrete tube — Through the concrete tube in the middle of the site.

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  • Construction Site: South side — South side of the site, over a building with a red door.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Hiking-trail rest stop — Path north of the hiking-trail rest stop, south-east of the Mount Inferno entrance.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Boar Den above the zoo — Mountains east of the San Angora Zoo near the Boar Den, squeezed between a trailer, a small trinket cave and some pigs; the jump lands in the zoo. Easy to overlook.

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  • Sawmill: North-east side — North-east side of the sawmill, above the ocean.

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  • Hoofer Dam: Welcome sign — Behind the "Welcome to Mornwood Falls" sign, west of the dam.

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  • Hoofer Dam: Southern control tower — Next to the southern control tower on the dam.

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  • Downtown: Doretto's car shop — East side, next to Doretto's car shop at the foot of the dam.

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  • Downtown: Freeway underpass — Underneath the freeway south of Downtown, by the Quiet Hill rest area.

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  • Downtown: Port eastern gate — Eastern gate to the Port of San Angora.

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  • Downtown: Port main building — Inside the main (white) building at the port.

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  • Downtown: Port eastern pier — End of the eastern pier at the port, toward the ocean, between red shipping containers.

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  • Goatenburg: Clover St sign — Clover St, the street directly north of the Goat Tower, under the "Welcome to Clover St" sign. Use a car; reported not to count on a bike. Easy to do first, right at the Goat Tower.

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  • Goatenburg: Capracabana beach — South end of Capracabana beach, at the end of the beach pier.

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  • Goatenburg: Duncan's Donuts forecourt — Through a pink shipping container into the forecourt of Duncan's Donuts, north side of San Angora Octopark.

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  • Goatenburg: Southern construction site — Construction site on the south side of Goatenburg; the ramp is through the construction building and the approach looks like a plain slope. Easy to overlook.

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  • Goatenburg: Libertarian Island bridge — South of the Distopia festival near the bridge toward Libertarian Island, at the Route 55 sign; launches through a pink shipping container.

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  • Goatenburg: 5G tower substation — 5G tower substation in the north, north-west of the Distopia festival, behind the last 5G tower.

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Movie Tapes

6 in the game

Six base-game tapes across Goatenburg, Downtown and Suburbsville. The map does not mark them. Each tape must be carried to the projector room of the cinema in eastern Goatenburg and played in the giant VHS player; carry it on foot or by vehicle rather than fast travelling with it.

  • Goatenburg: Horror Movie, cinema roof — On the cinema roof in eastern Goatenburg. Use the exterior traversal route, including the bounce and fire-escape access, then take it directly inside.

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  • Goatenburg: Love, beside the cinema — Beside the cinema: go to its right side, cross the short wooden plank bridge, and find the tape near the towel by the volleyball area.

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  • Downtown: Where the Heck is Steve?, red staircase booth — Central Downtown, at the booth beneath the prominent red staircase; the tape is on the counter.

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  • Downtown: Reinfaus - A Bag's Beginning, billboard — High on the Downtown billboard or platform advertising the movie; use the connected traversal and grind route to reach it.

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  • Suburbsville: Co-living with a Goat EP 01, house east of Pool Party — Inside the house directly east of Pool Party, in the living area near the workout equipment. The goat-themed interior marks it.

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  • Suburbsville: The Destroyer, park bench — On a park bench in Suburbsville. Carry it directly to the cinema rather than fast travelling.

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Trinkets — Fairmeadows, Brumehill and Pointy Foods

49 in the game

Try Hard 2 needs all 200 base San Angora Trinkets. The Collectibles menu lists each area and shows which Trinkets are collected, but the map does not mark them, so work area by area and use the entries below as a finite checklist. Fairmeadows Ranch (31), Brumehill Cemetery (4) and Pointy Foods Factory (14) are listed here.

  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Island north-west of the gas station — Small island off the west coast, north-west of the Fossil Fuel gas station. Use flight/glide or swim.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: High above The Green Thumb plot — High above The Green Thumb plot, east side of the Goat Tower. Reach it with flight, Gardener (Back) gear, or by riding the beanstalk plants up after completing The Green Thumb.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Central grain silo top — Top of the largest grain silo in the middle of the ranch. Climb via the treadmill/grain elevator.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Floating over the crate stack — Floating over a stack of wooden crates in the centre of the ranch, between King of the Hill and Car Derby. Climb the crates and triple jump.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Greenhouse row cover — Under a white row cover in the greenhouses west of Pimp-n-Ride.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Trash can by the south car ramp — In a trash can by the south-side car ramp, west of Redneck Haven.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Hay shed near Car Derby — Inside the hay shed across the road from the gas station, near the tractor garage by Car Derby. Check the beams if the floor is empty.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Gas station roof — Roof of the Fossil Fuel gas station on the west side. Climb or jump up.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Blue container south of the gas station — Over the blue shipping container directly south of the gas station.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Red barn rafters — Highest roof beams inside the largest red barn (the It's Harvest Time barn attic). Climb inside.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Floating over the north-east ramp — Floating over the ramp north-east of Redneck Haven. Reach it by the nearby cables or flight. This is the Trinket, not the ramp collectible.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Pimp-n-Ride sign — On top of the Pimp-n-Ride sign. Use the nearby cables and jump off in time.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Pylon by the 5G tower — Halfway up the pylon east of the 5G tower on the south coast. Reach it via the power cables.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Red-and-white truss tower — Top of the red-and-white truss tower north of Pimp-n-Ride. Use the ladder.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Sea rails off the coast — Out in the sea off the coast, reached by a rail line running from a red container. Fly or grind the rails.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Orange container at the pylon foot — Orange shipping container at the foot of the tallest pylon, north-east of the gas station. A Kärring guard may be nearby.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Hen house in the Trespassing! yard — Chicken run/hen house in the Trespassing! yard, north-east of the Goat Tower.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Tyre stack in Redneck Haven — Inside a stack of three tyres in the Redneck Haven trailer park.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Cellar of Doom — Basement of the Trespassing! house, second door on the left at the end of the corridor. Prerequisite: Complete Trespassing! first, which opens the basement.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Under the moved house — Underneath the house you move in Eviction Notice, south-west ranch. Prerequisite: Complete the Eviction Notice event first.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Silo opposite the gas station — Top of the grain silo opposite the gas station. Ride the conveyor belt up.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Bridge toward Yakedo Hot Springs — Under the bridge between Pointy Foods and Yakedo Hot Springs, by the small wooden hut in the river. Not the Suburbsville bridge Trinket.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Concrete pipe by the Goat Tower — In the concrete pipe next to the Goat Tower.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Goat Sale barn — Inside the white Goat Sale barn, south of King of the Hill, in the goat pen.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Solar farm pipes — On the yellow/orange pipes at the Sun and Son solar farm, south-east of the gas station.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Singer's stage in the yellow barn — On stage beside the singer (Bill Clyderson) in the yellow barn north of the Goat Tower.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Hot Springs massage tables — South building of Yakedo Hot Springs, by the massage tables.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Pig shed roof — On top of the pig shed directly north of the Goat Tower (metal roof by the pig pens).

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Chicken Eggs trellis — Under the white trellis outside the Chicken Eggs building, north-west ranch, west of Brumehill Cemetery.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Second Hand barn — Inside the Second Hand barn, north-east of the gas station.

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  • Fairmeadows Ranch: Big haystack — On the big haystack north of the solar farm. Climb the bales.

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  • Brumehill Cemetery: Leg day road sign — Top of the Thou shalt NOT skip leg day road sign at the foot of the cemetery hill, by the cemetery entrance. Climb the sign.

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  • Brumehill Cemetery: Church rafters — On the wooden rafters inside the Cross Fit church. Climb the interior and walk the beams. Prerequisite: Complete Pay Respect first, which opens the church doors.

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  • Brumehill Cemetery: Church steeple — At the very top of the church. Climb the bell tower to the roof edge, then run up the pointed roof, or fly.

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  • Brumehill Cemetery: Open grave — Deep open grave on the east side of the cemetery, in front of the church.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: Floating over the north silo — Floating above one of the silos/chimneys on the north side of the factory. Fly, or use the banana goo after Tech Support.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: Orange pipes north-west — On orange pipes north-west of the factory, where the road ends.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: Gantry between the chimneys — On the metal gantry between the two chimney stacks of the main building. Climb.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: South conveyor structure — On the conveyor-belt structure on the south side of the factory, near the road.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: Floating outside the entrance — Floating outside the main building entrance. Fly, or bounce up on the mattresses.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: Sewer pipe — Inside the sewer pipe. Enter the sewer in Sverige and leave by the pipe straight opposite.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: Interior metal gantry — On a metal gantry inside the factory. Enter via the Conveyor Inlet or Maintenance Ladder, then open the doors inside.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: Fishing nets by the pontoon — Above the fishing nets by the wooden pontoon east of the factory. Use flight/glide or swim.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: East silo — On a silo east of the factory. Prerequisite: Complete Tech Support first, which provides the banana goo needed to reach it.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: Tube by The Floor is Lava — In a concrete tube inside the factory, next to The Floor is Lava minigame.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: Blue elephant-trunk pipe — In the blue elephant-trunk pipe on the east side. Jump into the trunk.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: Round off-shore pool — Centre of the circular wooden off-shore pool north-east of the factory. Swim or jump in.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: Offshore structure at the ocean pipes — Fortified offshore structure at the end of the ocean pipes, east of the factory. Use flight/glide or swim.

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  • Pointy Foods Factory: Recycling container — On the recycling container west of the factory, beside the ramp.

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Trinkets — Construction Site, Suburbsville and Zoo

45 in the game

Continues the 200 base Trinkets for Try Hard 2: Construction Site (6), Suburbsville (32) and San Angora Zoo (7). Check the Collectibles menu for which are missing.

  • Construction Site: Orange container, site offices — Beside the orange container in the stack of site offices at the south end, in the crevice behind the container houses.

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  • Construction Site: Concrete tunnel — In the concrete tunnel in the middle of the site, under the scaffolding.

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  • Construction Site: South steel frame beam — On a beam of the red steel frame, south side. Climb.

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  • Construction Site: West sewer tunnel — In the sewer tunnel on the west side, entered by a yellow ladder from above.

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  • Construction Site: North steel frame beam — On a beam of the red steel frame, north side. Climb.

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  • Construction Site: Bus stop — At the bus stop outside the site, on the northern side.

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  • Suburbsville: Bowling Lounge dumpster — Green dumpster behind the Bowling Lounge.

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  • Suburbsville: Security turnstile alley — Inside the security turnstile gate between Vertical Slice and Palomas.

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  • Suburbsville: Floating over the ballerina stage — Floating above the ballerina stage, east side, south of the Hoofball minigame. Glide or jump to it; if it is out of reach, try the Ballerina Effect event.

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  • Suburbsville: Top of the Goatenburg tunnel — On top of the tunnel to Goatenburg on the north-east road, near Hoofball. Climb or glide.

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  • Suburbsville: Red dog house — Inside the red dog house north-east of the Bakesale House (the Friendly New Neighbors house, hiker out front).

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  • Suburbsville: Razorbucks House roof — Roof of the Razorbucks House, south-east of Pool Party. Climb.

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  • Suburbsville: Swekia roof — Roof of the Swekia furniture store. Go through the back door and up.

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  • Suburbsville: Moving Help yellow house — Ground floor of the yellow house from the Moving Help event. Prerequisite: Complete Moving Help (load 40 crates into the garage) so the house opens.

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  • Suburbsville: Big Red Button crater — Inside the crater left by the nuke. Prerequisite: Complete The Big Red Button event first.

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  • Suburbsville: Yellow house no. 18 bedroom — Bedroom of yellow house no. 18, south-west of Hoofball, near the crater.

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  • Suburbsville: Fan near the Sewer entrance — Floating over a fan near the Sewer entrance, south-east of Friendly New Neighbors.

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  • Suburbsville: Swekia loading bay door — On top of the door in the Swekia loading bay, left of the Swekia entrance.

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  • Suburbsville: Pool diving board — On the diving board of the pool behind the Razorbucks House.

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  • Suburbsville: Pool Party waterslide — Halfway down the red Pirate's Dive Adventure waterslide at Pool Party.

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  • Suburbsville: Empty swimming pool — Inside the empty swimming pool across from the Razorbucks House.

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  • Suburbsville: Lumberjack statue — On the beam carried by the lumberjack statue at the Mornwood Falls hiking-trail start. Climb.

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  • Suburbsville: Far-east 5G tower container — In the orange shipping container at the far-east 5G tower, on its south side.

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  • Suburbsville: Prepper's House dumpster — In the green dumpster with the big pizza slice, over the east wall of the Prepper's House (beside the wall trampoline).

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  • Suburbsville: Sewer pipe by Mr. Kayak — In the water in front of a sewer pipe near Mr. Kayak, north of the Goat Tower. Swim.

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  • Suburbsville: Sushi Maguro pergola — Top of the wooden pergola beside Sushi Maguro, west of the Goat Tower. Climb.

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  • Suburbsville: Swedish house paddling pool — In the paddling pool behind the Swedish house, east of the Goat Tower.

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  • Suburbsville: Swekia Warehouse walkway — On the raised metal walkway inside the Swekia Warehouse, before the exit. Prerequisite: Complete the Swedes Assemble event (build the furniture flat-packs) to open the portal to the warehouse.

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  • Suburbsville: Fossil Fuel trash island — On the Fossil Fuel trash island off the east coast. Use flight/glide or a boat.

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  • Suburbsville: Pontoon under the east bridge — On the wooden pontoon under the easternmost bridge, south of Hoofball (the bridge toward Fairmeadows Ranch). Swim.

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  • Suburbsville: Security-door house, statue 1 — Top floor of yellow open house no. 14 (north of the Sewer entrance, east of the Goat Tower), behind a security door; press the red button in the back room of the lower floor. Five Trinkets sit in this one room.

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  • Suburbsville: Security-door house, statue 2 — Same room as statue 1: top floor of yellow house no. 14, behind the security door opened by the red button downstairs.

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  • Suburbsville: Security-door house, statue 3 — Same room as statue 1: top floor of yellow house no. 14, behind the security door opened by the red button downstairs.

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  • Suburbsville: Security-door house, statue 4 — Same room as statue 1: top floor of yellow house no. 14, behind the security door opened by the red button downstairs.

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  • Suburbsville: Security-door house, statue 5 — Same room as statue 1: top floor of yellow house no. 14, behind the security door opened by the red button downstairs.

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  • Suburbsville: Giant bowling pin — Inside the big bowling pin in front of the Bowling Lounge (under the left cone).

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  • Suburbsville: Swekia showroom — In the Swekia showroom, by the entrance area.

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  • Suburbsville: Inflatable boat — On the blue inflatable boat in the water between Pool Party and Swekia, by the waterfall. Swim.

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  • San Angora Zoo: Quiet Hill hut — Inside the wooden hut south of Quiet Hill, with a man sitting inside, west of the road sign.

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  • San Angora Zoo: Quiet Hill rest area sign — Behind the Rest Area - Quiet Hill road sign, where the two roads meet.

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  • San Angora Zoo: Boar Den cave — Boar Den cave on the mountain above the zoo, near the ramp. Climb the hill behind the zoo and follow the north rock wall.

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  • San Angora Zoo: Animal Quarantine garage — Back corner of the Animal Quarantine garage opposite the zoo, behind wooden boards. Headbutt the doors and boards.

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  • San Angora Zoo: Zoo entrance gate — At the zoo entrance, on top of the inside of the gate. Run up the banister to the second platform.

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  • San Angora Zoo: Rhino enclosure — Rhino enclosure (Rosie's pen), far corner behind the water troughs.

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  • San Angora Zoo: Dolphin Show chest — Dolphin Show building (southernmost), treasure chest at the back of the stage behind the prop trees. Headbutt the chest open.

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Trinkets — Mornwood Falls, Sawmill, Hoofer Dam and Libertarian Island

40 in the game

Continues the 200 base Trinkets: Mornwood Falls (19), Sawmill (8), Hoofer Dam (8) and Libertarian Island (5).

  • Mornwood Falls: Bird-watching tower top — Top of the bird-watching tower at the south end of Mornwood Falls, above the Bird Watching event. Climb.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Stump at the Sawmill entrance — On a tree stump by the protesters at the Sawmill entrance.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Mole hill below the balloon — Floating over a mole hill below the hot air balloon. Stand on the mole hill to be launched up to it.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Rest stop toilet block — Behind the toilet block at the rest stop south of Mount Inferno, by the Snusk Vineyard entrance.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Rapids rock — On a rock in the rapids east of Mount Inferno. Walk or swim out.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Lift-top storage shed — Inside the storage shed at the top of the Downtown-to-Mornwood lift, near the ramp. This is the shed interior; the tower top at the same lift is a separate Hoofer Dam Trinket.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Water source south of the dam — At the end of the water source south of Hoofer Dam, on one of the waterfalls south-west of the dam.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Mount Inferno entrance — On top of the Mount Inferno entrance. Climb.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Bottom waterfall — Behind/inside the waterfall at the very bottom of Mornwood Falls, north of Swekia.

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  • Mornwood Falls: San Angoran Extremists platform — Floating above the San Angoran Extremists platform. Jump from the Goat Tower or bounce off the party tent.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Camp viewing platform — Metal viewing platform in a tree east of the Goat Tower, near the camp tents. Climb or glide in from above.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Red-white antenna tower — Top of the red-white antenna truss tower west of the Goat Tower, near Snusk Vineyard. Climb.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Hot air balloon basket — In the basket of the hot air balloon above Mornwood Falls. Grind in along the rope or fly.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Rocky underpass — Rocky underpass through the mountain below the balloon. Fly or bounce off the mole hill.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Mountain diving board — Floating off the mountain diving board north of the balloon, at the end of the cliff. Glide or jump.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Mudslide top — Top of the mudslide north-west of the Goat Tower. Climb.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Beach east of the Sawmill — On the beach east of the Sawmill, through the Tunnel to Beach in the Sawmill's north-east corner.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Snusk Vineyard outhouse — Inside the white outhouse at Snusk Vineyard, south-west of the Goat Tower.

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  • Mornwood Falls: Floating over the camp tents — Floating above the camping tents north-west of the Goat Tower. Use the tarps to bounce up.

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  • Sawmill: Blue portable toilets — Behind the blue portable toilets at the north-east edge.

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  • Sawmill: Under the logging machine walkway — Under the metal walkway in front of the green logging machine from the A Log Story Short event, at the entrance right of the stairs. The event is not required.

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  • Sawmill: Biggest log pile hollow — Inside a hollow in the biggest log pile.

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  • Sawmill: North-east outhouse — Red and white outhouse in the north-east corner, in front of the ramp.

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  • Sawmill: Spinning saw blade corridor — In the corridor of spinning saw blades beside the main building. Time the blades.

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  • Sawmill: Main building roof — Roof of the largest Sawmill building. Climb.

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  • Sawmill: Pylon north of the Sawmill — Top of the electricity pylon well north of the Sawmill. Climb or fly.

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  • Sawmill: Mountain lookout — Watchtower/lookout in the mountains east of the Sawmill and lake, near the crashed UFO (the UFO may only appear after the Global Warming chain; the Trinket does not need it).

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  • Hoofer Dam: Blue tarp at the site offices — Behind the blue tarp on the side of the yellow site offices, under the scaffolding south of the dam.

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  • Hoofer Dam: High above the water below the dam — High above the water below the dam. Prerequisite: Needs flight/glide gear such as wings.

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  • Hoofer Dam: North control tower — Floating above the north control tower, on the top roof of the north dam building. Climb or fly.

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  • Hoofer Dam: Drained reservoir floor — At the bottom of the reservoir after draining it. Shoot yourself into the dam with Daredevil's cannon. Prerequisite: Complete the Dam It Secret Event first.

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  • Hoofer Dam: Tree by the ice-cream shop — In a tree near the ice-cream shop/tourist centre. Fire the satellite dish on top of the shop to launch up to it.

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  • Hoofer Dam: Treetop course platform — On a metal tree platform in the Hoofer Dam treetop obstacle course. Approach by cables and grinding. Sweep it with the other tree platforms in the forest between the Sawmill, dam and Goat Tower.

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  • Hoofer Dam: Tree platform inside the Sawmill — Separate metal tree platform just inside the Sawmill, south of the dam, next to the treetop-course platform.

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  • Hoofer Dam: Wooden lift tower top — On top of the wooden lift tower west of the dam, above the Downtown elevator, in the open. Climb. This is the tower top, not the shed interior.

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  • Libertarian Island: Beam under the bridge — Metal beam under the Libertarian Island-Goatenburg bridge, west side. Walk or swim to the underside.

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  • Libertarian Island: Statue fountain — In the water fountain behind the Statue of the Libertarian sign in the public car park, under the statue's waterfall.

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  • Libertarian Island: Statue head — On top of the statue's head. Climb or fly.

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  • Libertarian Island: Lighthouse — Beside/inside the lighthouse on the island's east side. Prerequisite: Complete The Founding Father event first.

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  • Libertarian Island: South cliff ledge — On a cliff ledge overlooking the southern bridge toward Downtown, south of the statue. Walk or climb.

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Trinkets — Downtown

29 in the game

Downtown holds 29 of the 200 base Trinkets. Check the Collectibles menu for which are missing.

  • Downtown: Hobo Couture suicide net — Floating under a suicide net on the south side of the Hobo Couture building.

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  • Downtown: Building No. 55 roof — Floating above the roof of Building No. 55 in west Downtown. Use the trampoline or fly.

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  • Downtown: Police department back door — Just inside the back door of the City of San Angora Police Department, near the Whistleblower event area.

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  • Downtown: Purple balloon above Coscon — On the north-west purple balloon above Coscon. Grind up from the nearby power pole or fly.

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  • Downtown: Port red container — Inside the red shipping container on the east side of the port. Clear the two pallets of boxes first.

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  • Downtown: Port white container — Inside the white shipping container in the middle of the port.

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  • Downtown: Under the east pier — Under the east pier of the port, reached from the sea behind the ramp. Swim.

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  • Downtown: Tower of the People fan — Hovering over a fan at the top of the Tower of the People. Climb or fly.

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  • Downtown: Tower of the People steel beam — End of a steel beam on the side of the Tower of the People. Climb or fly.

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  • Downtown: Tellus Plaza food court — Upper section of a building in the Tellus Plaza food court. Walk or climb.

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  • Downtown: Gas station roof — On top of the Fossil Fuel gas station in Downtown. Climb.

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  • Downtown: Tower of the People exhibit building — Inside the Tower of the People exhibit building.

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  • Downtown: Coscon green container — Inside the green shipping container on the east side of Coscon.

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  • Downtown: Grifford & Jones garage — Garage of Grifford & Jones. Open the door or ragdoll under it; the Trinket is behind the Perfectly Round Boulder.

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  • Downtown: Hackerspace — Inside the Hackerspace behind the police department.

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  • Downtown: Under Mr Shrimp — Underneath the Mr Shrimp roadside restaurant, south-west Downtown.

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  • Downtown: Port orange pipework — On the orange pipework in the port. Climb.

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  • Downtown: Factually Actually billboard — Inside the Factually Actually billboard, opposite the Fossil Fuel station. Climb.

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  • Downtown: 10/10 Movie Awards rooftop — Above the rooftop of 10/10 Movie Awards. Climb or fly.

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  • Downtown: Walkway behind the police department — Under the metal walkway behind the police department.

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  • Downtown: Presidential Election podium — On top of the Presidential Election podium on the east side. Climb; the nearby satellite dish can help.

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  • Downtown: Port south-west container platform — Wooden platform atop the south-west container stack in the port, by a flower barrel. Climb.

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  • Downtown: LoL Comedy Club fire escape — On the fire escape of the LoL Comedy Club, south-east of the Goat Tower. Climb.

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  • Downtown: Half-buried red container — Inside the half-buried red container in the south-west container stack, at ground level behind a rubble hill.

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  • Downtown: Club Mohair, pink bowling ball — Inside Club Mohair, past the giant pink bowling ball. Prerequisite: Complete Suit Up! first (Suit/Body gear gets you in).

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  • Downtown: Club Mohair, box fort — Inside Club Mohair, in a cardboard box fort. Prerequisite: Complete Suit Up! first.

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  • Downtown: Club Mohair, disco ball — On the disco ball above the rave at the end of the Club Mohair container maze. Prerequisite: Complete Suit Up! first.

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  • Downtown: Poster Poster Poster fans — Floating over two fans on the side of Poster Poster Poster, directly west of the Fossil Fuel station. Climb or fly.

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  • Downtown: Tower of the People east net — Floating by a suicide net on the east side of the Tower of the People. Climb or fly.

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Trinkets — Goatenburg

37 in the game

Goatenburg holds 37 of the 200 base Trinkets. Check the Collectibles menu for which are missing.

  • Goatenburg: Capracabana beach container — Half-buried light-blue container at the far north end of Capracabana beach.

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  • Goatenburg: Goldball Sachs rooftop tube — Concrete tube on top of the Goldball Sachs high-rise. Reach the roof via the air vent and elevator; flight is not needed.

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  • Goatenburg: Water jets by the Octopark — Floating over the water jets west of the Octopark, along the beach. The jets launch you up.

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  • Goatenburg: Demolition chute behind Ragadolli — Inside the blue elephant-trunk demolition chute behind Ragadolli, south end of Capracabana. Enter the chute from above.

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  • Goatenburg: Shoetopia water tower — Water tower on the Shoetopia roof, next to the Goat Tower. Climb the roof.

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  • Goatenburg: Behind Hank Havoc's trailer — Behind Hank Havoc's trailer and the Daredevil Cannon, on the south edge toward Hoofer Dam.

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  • Goatenburg: South construction site slabs — South construction site, behind the stack of concrete slabs (second floor).

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  • Goatenburg: Octopus statue top — Top of the big octopus statue in the centre of Octopark. Climb.

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  • Goatenburg: Renaissance Festival viewing platform — Wooden viewing platform at the Renaissance Festival, far east, behind the Renarde cinema.

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  • Goatenburg: Boom Fireworks alley vents — Ventilation ducts in the alley between Boom Fireworks and the apartments, north of Octopark. Climb.

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  • Goatenburg: Floating container in Hoboria — Inside the floating red shipping container in Hoboria (the hobo's home). Prerequisite: Complete the Hobo the Grey event first.

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  • Goatenburg: Pointy Phone fountain pillar — Inside the largest stone pillar of the fountain in front of Pointy Phone. Enter from above: fly or parkour up the other pillars.

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  • Goatenburg: Yellow refreshment stand — Inside/behind the counter of the yellow refreshment stand, north Octopark.

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  • Goatenburg: Tube in the water south of Distopia — Concrete tube in the water south of Distopia, near the ramp. Swim. Another tube sits right next to it.

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  • Goatenburg: Tunnel north of Duncan's Donuts — Underground tunnel from the water north of Duncan's Donuts, near the black market. Swim in.

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  • Goatenburg: Pretto gallery roof — Roof of the Pretto gallery. Climb; watch for the banana hazard.

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  • Goatenburg: Quickie Kiosk counter — Behind the counter of the Quickie Kiosk, south-east corner of Octopark.

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  • Goatenburg: Pedalus Maximus vent duct — Vent duct entrance directly in front of the Pedalus Maximus bike shop. Follow the duct.

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  • Goatenburg: Top of the Suburbsville tunnel — Top of the tunnel to Suburbsville on the road south. Climb.

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  • Goatenburg: Duncan's Donuts forecourt tube — Concrete tube in the Duncan's Donuts forecourt, by the Headsplat minigame.

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  • Goatenburg: Distopia stage truss tower — Truss tower stage-left of the Distopia stage. Climb.

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  • Goatenburg: Red buoy off the east coast — Floating red buoy off the east coast. Swim.

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  • Goatenburg: Inside the whale — Inside the whale: stand on the buoy to be swallowed, then take the Trinket in the partly submerged white building. No event needed.

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  • Goatenburg: Goat Tower building roof — Roof of the Goat Tower building (also check behind the cottage by the tower). Climb.

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  • Goatenburg: Distopia waterslide bottom — Floating at the bottom of the Distopia waterslide.

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  • Goatenburg: Waste Watchers roof — Roof of the Waste Watchers building, north of Octopark. Climb.

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  • Goatenburg: Lofflórien pond — Lofflórien pond/pool, north side of Distopia, part way down the mountain.

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  • Goatenburg: Renarde cinema sign — On the Renarde cinema sign, east of Octopark. Climb.

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  • Goatenburg: 5G sub-station corner — Corner of the 5G tower sub-station west of Distopia, under the white container.

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  • Goatenburg: Lover's Point gazebo — Lover's Point gazebo at the end of the north Capracabana pier.

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  • Goatenburg: Sewer grate on the Distopia path — Inside the sewer grate on the path up to Distopia. Use the tunnel to the right.

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  • Goatenburg: Under the south construction site — Under the foundations of the south construction site.

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  • Goatenburg: Tube under the Distopia disco ball — Concrete tube under the disco ball at Distopia. Knock the ball loose first.

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  • Goatenburg: Pool south of the waterslide — Bottom of the pool south of the Distopia waterslide. Jump in from a short height only.

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  • Goatenburg: Tunnel behind Fengshui Store — Concrete tunnel behind the Fengshui Store: cross the road from Daredevil, take the first stairs under the missing-person billboard, entrance on the left.

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  • Goatenburg: Snush DVD roof — Roof of Snush DVD rental, next to the Goat Tower. Climb.

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Broken Relics

DLC30 in the game

Ten relics each in Goofville, Goatroit and Mount Olympus. The Relic Detector finds buried dig spots, not Broken Relics. Four relics (Goatroit tower, Excavation Site rubble, Excavation Site statue, Olympus robot) should be done before the final mission; see the route section for those. Check the Collectibles tab to confirm each pickup.

  • Moisty Marina: Lighthouse top — Top of the lighthouse. Climbing alone does not reach it; launch off the rift crystals nearby, or bounce repeatedly.

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  • Chafing Cracks: Mineshaft bottom — At the bottom of a mineshaft, blocked by a boulder. Use the TNT detonator opposite to clear it.

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  • Lousy Lane: Hovering Household doorstep — On the doorstep of the Hovering Household, atop the large purple crystal tower north of Lousy Lane. Climb the tower; the climb is reportedly difficult.

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  • Chafing Cracks: Bridge platforms — On the wooden platforms at the bridge on the north side of Chafing Cracks. Stand on the TNT pillar under the bridge and attack it to launch, or bounce off the nearby tent.

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  • Tax Exemption Hill: Coin vault top — On top of the coin vault at Tax Exemption Hill.

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  • Perky Plaza: Goat Tower platform — On a wooden platform just north-east of the Goat Tower south of Perky Plaza.

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  • Perky Plaza: Pool tree — On top of a tree beside the pool in north-west Perky Plaza.

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  • Rowdy Railway: Floating over car park — Floating above the Train Station car park. Park a car under it, stand on the car and headbutt it until it explodes, then grab the relic as you launch or fall.

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  • Rowdy Railway: Car park boulder — Inside a boulder beside the Train Station car park. Use the adjacent TNT detonator to blow it open.

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  • Frustrating Forest: Under the pier — Under the wooden pier in the north-east corner of Frustrating Forest. Use the nearby TNT detonator.

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  • School Yard: Above the trampoline — Floating above the big trampoline in School Yard. Bounce up to it.

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  • School Yard: Above the train tracks — Floating above the train tracks north of School Yard. Stand on top of the train and time your jump.

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  • The Pasture: High above — Floating high above The Pasture. No gear needed: headbutt the nearby rift crystal, hold forward with the camera aimed at the sky and grab it on the way up or down, or bounce off the safety net just below it or the party tent.

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  • Excavation Site: Diggers Guild hoist — On a stack of wooden flats on a hoist at the side of the Diggers Guild Historical Preservation and Dig building, north-west of the Excavation Site.

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  • TV Studio: Above the car park — Floating high above the TV Studio car park, west of the Goat Tower. Bounce off the safety net just below it.

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  • TV Studio: Behind the Dr. Pilgor TV — Behind the TV screen of the Dr. Pilgor set inside the TV Studio. Enter through the roof ventilation duct, the same vent route used for the Dr. Pilgor event.

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  • TV Studio: Floating island northeast — On a floating island north-east of the TV Studio. Needs flight: after the Multiverse ending use base-game flight gear such as the Jetpack, or use the Galaxy Horns.

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  • School Yard: Floating above, tower route — Floating above School Yard. Climb the tower that appears after the Miningverse Rift (the rift is in the building south of School Yard). Do this before the final mission; base-game flight gear works only after it.

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  • Excavation Site: Pearlescent rubble — Under pearlescent rubble on the east side of the Excavation Site. Needs the Mining Oar from Mining For Glory (mining level 60); no other route. Do this before the final mission.

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  • Excavation Site: Floating above, golden statue route — Floating above the Excavation Site. Climb the golden statue left after the Lost Relics event's final dig at the site centre. Base-game flight gear works only after the final mission.

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  • Immortal Vale: Root cage by the water — In a root cage by the water in the Immortal Vale. Burn the roots with a carried brazier, or run into them while on fire.

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  • Immortal Vale: Tholos roof — On the roof of the tholos on the south side of the Immortal Vale marketplace.

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  • Olympus Heights: Under the wooden platform — Under the wooden platform at Olympus Heights, just south of the Goat Tower.

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  • The Summit: Southeast cliff platform — On a wooden platform on the south-east cliff face, below The Summit.

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  • The Summit: Waterfall statue — On the half-submerged statue in the waterfall below The Summit.

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  • The Summit: Floating above west statue — Floating in the air above a statue west of The Summit. Needs flight: use the Galaxy Horns (all 60 Multiverse Trinkets) or, after the ending, base-game flight gear such as the Jetpack.

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  • Goat Tower: Root cage to the east — In a root cage directly east of the Goat Tower. Burn the roots with a carried brazier or while on fire.

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  • Marketplace: Root cage on Modest Midas column — In a root cage atop the column beside Modest Midas in the central marketplace. Burn the roots with a carried brazier or while on fire.

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  • Marketplace: Giant robot shoulder — On the right shoulder of the giant microwave robot that appears after the Microverse Rift. Complete that rift first, before the final mission; no other route.

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  • Marketplace: Underground room — In an underground room below the marketplace, entered from the water. Swim in.

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Multiverse Trinkets — Goofville

DLC20 in the game

Twenty Trinkets in Goofville. Each gives 1,000 Karma. No gear or story gate is required; manholes, a green portal and a few climbs are the only movement aids.

  • Moisty Marina: Log behind the fisherman — On a log behind the seated fisherman in the harbor south of Moisty Marina.

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  • Lousy Lane: Hovering Household doorstep — On the doorstep of the house atop the big purple crystal tower north of Lousy Lane. Climb the tower.

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  • Moisty Marina: East pier grassy hill — On the grassy hill you see looking east from the single pier east of Moisty Marina.

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  • Chafing Cracks: Mineshaft hill — On the rocky hill with two mineshaft entrances in east Chafing Cracks, south of the Trial Run plug pillar. Climb the planks right of the right entrance.

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  • Perky Plaza: Pergola end — Floating at the end of a pergola by the market tent in east Perky Plaza. From the blue building's stairs, use the manhole to reach the second-floor platform, then head west.

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  • Moisty Marina: Gazebo — Inside the gazebo across the street from the marina entrance gate.

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  • Perky Plaza: Orange building door — To the left of the door of the orange building east of the gazebo, past a tree (near the Dairy Diner).

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  • Rowdy Railway: Station car park — In the Train Station car park, between the purple and red cars.

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  • Frustrating Forest: Dock end — On a floating rift crystal at the end of the wooden dock in Frustrating Forest. Take the path west and go right at the split from the Fine Print event spot.

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  • Perky Plaza: High grassy hill — At the tip of the high grassy hill left of the gazebo, overlooking Perky Plaza.

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  • Tax Exemption Hill: Mansion door — At Tax Exemption Hill, in front of the white mansion door, behind the Keep Out sign.

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  • Lousy Lane: Broken bridge platform — Floating over a wooden platform or broken bridge in north-east Lousy Lane, past the pink-roofed building and crystal tower and beyond the "Happy Birthday Philip Lindau" sign.

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  • Lousy Lane: Beehive house — Outside the beehive house by the trash can on Lousy Lane.

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  • Perky Plaza: Tree rooftop — South Perky Plaza: take the smoking manhole onto the blue-roofed building, then go north onto the neighboring building with a tree on its roof.

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  • Frustrating Forest: Sunbather beach — From the wooden overlook above the river in Frustrating Forest, enter the green portal that opens. The Trinket is on the beach by the sunbather on a towel under umbrellas.

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  • Chafing Cracks: Beyond the TNT crates — In the area of three red TNT crates right of the right mineshaft; the Trinket is south of them.

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  • Noisy Neighbour site: Log platform — At the end of a log on the wooden platform below the Noisy Neighbour bomb dispenser site.

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  • Moisty Marina: South harbor bench — In the south marina harbor, between the bench sitter and the fish crates, facing south-west, in front of barrels.

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  • Moisty Marina: Parasol beach — Under a yellow parasol on the beach west of the marina. Swim west from the south harbor.

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  • Chafing Cracks: Stone column — On top of a stone column near the big sun in south-west Chafing Cracks. From the wooden-roofed TNT area, climb the barrel-topped column, then jump to the south column.

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Multiverse Trinkets — Goatroit

DLC20 in the game

Twenty Trinkets in Goatroit, nearly all on rooftops. Movement aids: HVAC fans (vents that launch the goat), smoking manholes, green portals, white-painted climbable planks, and one cable grind. Go by location rather than number.

  • Ba Vinci: Mini pond — At the mini pond right of Ba Vinci, across from the Human Daycare, on the road south under the train bridge.

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  • TV Studio park: Red-walled roof — In the park west of the TV Studio, from the Baachelor-poster building go south up the wooden stairs and stand on the pumpkin patch. Go east to the red-walled building by the HVAC fan in front of it; the Trinket is on the roof to the north.

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  • The Pasture: Vine-covered roof — At the three-way road south-east of The Pasture, between yellow and blue buildings, take the smoking manhole to the vine-covered wooden roof; the Trinket is just beyond the green portal.

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  • The Pasture: Red building roof below — From the vine-covered roof, go south to the red building with cracked asphalt, right of a blue building. Take the green portal at its front, climb the white plank east, and look north; the Trinket is on the roof below.

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  • Human Daycare: Stairs — On the stairs left of the Human Daycare building.

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  • Kid School: Floating west of the rift roof — Floating in the air west of the Miningverse Rift roof, toward the red Goatsmobile-sign building. Launch from the HVAC fan right of the Kid School sign, then jump to it.

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  • School Yard: Shuttered window — From the trampoline go north-west into the green portal left of the blue sandbox. The Trinket is in front of a shuttered window of the red building above another portal.

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  • No Hoof Aloof: Roof garden — On the roof garden of the yellow-painted building by the No Hoof Aloof sign. Use the HVAC fan among the rubble at the end of the road.

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  • Kid School: Cable-grind roof — From the Miningverse roof, face south and grind the electrical cable from the bronze-domed roof to a red building; the Trinket is on that roof.

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  • TV Studio park: Solar-panel roof — In the park west of the TV Studio, head south-east from the Baachelor-poster building. Take the HVAC fan in front of the red building, climb to the solar-panel roof section and face north; the Trinket is behind fences.

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  • TV Studio: Elevated train tracks — On the elevated railway tracks, up the stairs below the TV Studio, in the middle of the tracks.

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  • Ol' Granny's: Red roof past umbrella — From the trampoline look east to the cylindrical building and the red Ol' Granny's building. Take the HVAC fan to the cylindrical roof, then go to the red roof north-west past a white umbrella; the Trinket is below.

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  • Collect G-O-A-T arcade: Roof edge — Beside the train stairs turn left, climb the white plank on the red wall, then use the smoke machine and the hay bale to reach the arcade roof. Look down from the north edge.

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  • Train bridge: Plank platform — Stand by the stairs up to the train bridge and look south-east, passing between the yellow and red buildings. The Trinket is on a plank in the wooden platform area opposite the Baachelor poster.

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  • Ol' Granny's: South-west below roof — From the Ol' Granny's roof or arcade area, look down to the south-west. An HVAC fan helps you get there.

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  • No Hoof Aloof: Roof past the water silo — Use the same No Hoof Aloof HVAC fan, launch onto the safety net in front of the sign, then go east across the roof past the water silo.

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  • TV Studio park: White-wall roof top — Take the pumpkin-patch HVAC fan east, climb the white-painted part of the red building, head north and take the white plank among the bushes to the rooftop.

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  • School Yard: Cylinder building plank — From the trampoline look east to the cylindrical building and take the HVAC fan to its roof. The Trinket is on the plank at the edge of the red building to the west.

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  • TV Studio park: Cable north of rocks roof — Take the second HVAC fan in the park west of the TV Studio to the rocks-and-pigeons roof, then grind the cable toward the distant building. The Trinket is on the cable north of the roof.

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  • Kid School: Dumbbell roof — From the Miningverse roof jump west to the red building, climb the white plank, and cross the dumbbell roof. The Trinket is behind the trees.

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Multiverse Trinkets — Mount Olympus

DLC20 in the game

Twenty Trinkets in Mount Olympus. The Summit is a long climb with no story gate found. Many Trinkets here use wooden platforms, green portals and rift crystals.

  • Goat Tower: Golden lion platform — From the Goat Tower go north-east to the golden lion statue. The Trinket is at the end of the wooden platform left of the shield-and-spear statue.

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  • Immortal Vale: Scaffold behind vines — On the wooden platforms atop scaffolding at the foot of the steps to Olympus Heights, behind vines (fist statue on the right going up). Burn the vines with a brazier from the top of the stairs, or walk down from the Heights path.

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  • Immortal Vale: Rockface platform — On a wooden platform on the rockface in the Immortal Vale, behind King of the Hill. Climb the stone blocks, pass the arch with three columns, then reach the wooden platform to the south-west.

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  • Goat Tower: Southeast platform — On the vine-covered wooden platform below the Goat Tower's south-east edge. Drop down from the edge, or burn the vines.

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  • Golden lion: Waterway gap — In front of the golden lion head spouting water, floating by the waterway north-east of the tower. Jump the gap.

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  • Waterfall plaza: Red market stall — On the red market stall in front of the waterfall plaza south of the tower.

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  • Olympus Heights: West teal dome — Near the map edge in west Olympus Heights. Climb to the roof of the teal-and-gray dome, go west to the vertical wooden platform, then reach the stone ledge above to the east.

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  • The Summit: Cliff-edge rocks — On the rocks at the cliff edge east of the Microverse Rift helipad, on the Summit climb. It sits right at the drop; approach carefully.

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  • The Summit: Above the yellow sports car — Above the yellow sports car on its pedestal on the Summit climb. Head west before the two floating rift crystals.

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  • The Summit: Purple crystal wall — On the wooden platform atop the purple rift-crystal wall near the half-submerged statue pool. Use a rift-crystal jump.

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  • Jam with the Bard: Stairs by the bonfire — On the stairs past the bonfire beside the Jam with the Bard circular building, reached from its roof or cliff path.

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  • Disco dome: Upper window — At the circular domed disco building below the Jam with the Bard building. Climb the wall to a window on the upper level; it may also be on the wooden platform left of the entrance.

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  • Goat Tower: Above the purple blocks — Floating above bouncy purple blocks on the path continuing from the golden lion platform. Bounce up to it.

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  • Olympus Heights: Search For Merch steps — At the bottom of the steps just behind the Search For Merch merchant stall (four relic pedestals), in west Olympus Heights.

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  • The Summit: Past the Thor statue — At the end of a wooden platform on the Summit path past the Thor statue and Mjölnir spot, between two men. Use a rift-crystal jump.

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  • The Summit: Marbellous vases portal — Near the vases (Marbellous!) area, climb the stairs east; the Trinket is behind the green portal. Grab it first, then walk slowly into the portal to be carried up.

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  • Jam with the Bard: East ledge portal — On the ledge east of the Jam with the Bard building. A green portal wrapped in brambles sits there; the Trinket is tucked behind it.

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  • The Summit: Ledge by the statue pool — On the ledge below the stairs between the statue pool and the top of the Jam with the Bard building, with the High Roller door behind you.

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  • Marketplace: Mixed Mime Arts tower — At the centre of the octagon in the Mixed Mime Arts tower north-east of the marketplace (two mimes in a cage).

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  • The Summit: Northwest platform — At the end of a wooden platform off the north-west side of the Summit's circular structure. Drop to it, or take the green portal to the top and bounce off the red market stall from the north.

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Golden Wheels

DLC20 in the game

Menu areas are Fruitopia 1, Hooferdome 1, Newtown 1, Pilgor Town 1 and The Wasteland 16. Flying the Broom or Chopper through a Wheel does not count; touch it on the motorcycle or on foot. If it flashes red and reforms, switch (bike to foot, or foot to bike) and try again.

  • Fruitopia: Cliff below the water slides — On the cliff at the bottom of the water slides, leaving Fruitopia to the south-west. Ground level; no flight needed.

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  • Hooferdome: Floating above the dome — Floating high in the air above Hooferdome. Needs height; the Chopper is the easiest way up.

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  • Newtown: Roof of the Welcome to Newtown building — On the roof of the westernmost Newtown building, the one with the Welcome to Newtown banner. Land on the roof and touch it.

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  • Pilgor Town: Rock spire south of The Dig — Not in the town itself. On top of a rocky spire south of The Dig, west of Newtown, near the old suspension bridge and south-west of the Radio Tower. Land on top. If the menu still shows Pilgor Town 0/1, check the rocky archway west of Pilgor Town.

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  • Junkyard: Above the wind turbine — In the air above the wind turbine at the Junkyard. Needs height.

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  • The Great Shower: Ledge behind the Radio Tower — On a rocky ledge beside the pipe, reportedly under the overhang behind the Great Shower Radio Tower. Land on the ledge and touch it.

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  • The Great Shower: Boards west of the Radio Tower — On the wooden boards directly west of the Great Shower Radio Tower. Land on the boards and touch it.

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  • Pilgor canyon: Hanging shipping container — Inside a shipping container hanging by a rope in the canyon south-east of Pilgor Town, south of Overlook. Land on or at the container.

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  • Raider Camp north of Pilgor Town: Above the ramp — Floating above a ramp in the Raider Camp north of Pilgor Town. Reach it with a ramp jump or from the air.

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  • Haggletown: Ramp on the Radio Tower — On a ramp on the side of the Radio Tower north-east of Haggletown.

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  • Newtown: Skyscraper, north-east corner — On the side of the largest skyscraper at Newtown's north-east corner. The menu counts this one under The Wasteland, not Newtown. Climb or land on the building.

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  • Pilgor canyon: Floating above the main path — Floating in the air above the main path in the canyon south-east of Pilgor Town, south of Overlook. Needs height.

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  • Rad Resort: Rock formation to the west — On a stone formation west of Rad Resort. Land on the rock.

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  • The Dunes: Rock formation south of the sand pit — On top of the rock formation in the Dunes, just south of the sand pit whirlpool and south-west of Haggletown. Land on top.

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  • Haggletown: Outcrop south of town — Floating beside the rocky outcrop south of Haggletown. Reach it from the air or by the large ramp to the east.

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  • Junkyard: Mesa to the east — On top of the large mesa east of the Junkyard, north of the sand whirlpool. Use the hill to the east as a ramp, then land on the mesa.

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  • The Great Shower: Large bridge south of the Radio Tower — On the large bridge in The Great Shower, directly south of the Radio Tower. Land on the bridge and touch it.

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  • Roach Farm: High above the outcrop — High in the air between Rad Resort and Roach Farm, west of Roach Farm above the rocky outcrop. Use the ramp below it, or the air.

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  • Haggletown: Above the cliff to the north — Floating north of Haggletown above the cliff overlooking the town. A ramp to the west launches you at it.

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  • Rustpool: Floating above the pool — Floating above the Rustpool, south-west of Hooferdome. A ramp to the west launches you at it.

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Ramps — Baadlands

DLC20 in the game

Menu areas are Fruitopia 1, Hooferdome 1, Newtown 1, Rad Resort 1 and The Wasteland 16. Any motorcycle or car counts; stars and a pop-up confirm a qualifying jump.

  • Fruitopia: Big ramp by the stone face — The single big ramp in south-central Fruitopia, to the right of the large stone face. Launch east, out of town.

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  • Hooferdome: Ramp on the south edge — At the south edge of Hooferdome, at the west end of the ramparts on that side.

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  • Newtown: Roof of the large east building — On top of the large building on the east side of Newtown. Bring a vehicle up the roof route.

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  • Rad Resort: South-east building roof — Atop the building in the south-east of Rad Resort, at the end of the wooden boardwalk.

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  • The Dig: Rock formation by the old suspension bridge — On a rock formation south of The Dig, west of Newtown, by the old suspension bridge.

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  • The Dig: Rock formation near the main path — South of The Dig on a rock formation near the main path.

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  • Haggletown: Very large ramp by the big pipe — A very large ramp beside a big pipe on the rocky outcrop north-east of Haggletown, toward the Radio Tower.

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  • The Dig: East side, near the Raider Camp — East of The Dig, just south of the path leading north; likely at the south side of the Raider Camp between The Dig and the Junkyard.

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  • Rad Resort: Mountain ledge to the east — On a mountain ledge east of Rad Resort, south of The Great Shower. It faces south-west toward Rad Resort and its giant statue.

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  • Junkyard: South side — Inside the Junkyard on the south side; launches out of the Junkyard's south side.

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  • Junkyard: North, by the large pipe — North of the Junkyard near the large pipe, in a gap in the mountain.

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  • Far south-west: Cockroach valley — In a small valley in the far south-west of the map, south-west of Newtown, where cockroaches spawn. Faces east toward the Racetrack. The roaches may chase you.

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  • Cactus Canyon and The Great Shower: Small house — Between Cactus Canyon (west) and The Great Shower (east), beside a small house.

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  • Haggletown: Cliff to the south — On the cliff directly south of Haggletown, beside a large pipe.

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  • Rustpool: Road to the north-west — Slightly north-west of the Rustpool (west of Hooferdome), on the road beside a car.

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  • Pilgor Town: Canyon to the south-east — In the canyon south-east of Pilgor Town, south of Overlook.

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  • Pilgor Town: Cliff ledge to the east — On a cliff ledge just east of Pilgor Town above the canyon, near a wooden house, just north of the canyon ramp.

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  • Haggletown: Raider Camp above town — In the Raider Camp on the cliff directly north of Haggletown; the ramp is reportedly inside a green shipping container.

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  • Quicksand pit: Rim between the Junkyard and Haggletown — On the rim of the quicksand pit south-east of the Junkyard, between the Junkyard and Haggletown, beside the main road.

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  • Pilgor Town: Main path south of town — Directly south of Pilgor Town on the main path, where the oil pipeline breaks. Faces east, up the ridge.

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Baadlands Trinkets — Towns

DLC25 in the game

Five Trinkets each in Pilgor Town, Rad Resort, Newtown, Hooferdome and Fruitopia. Locations are listed by landmark and are not in any particular menu order.

  • Pilgor Town: South-west tower top — Top of the south-west tower. Floats until all the Pilgor Town upgrades are owned.

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  • Pilgor Town: Town Hall roof — On top of the Town Hall. Floats until the Town Hall is built.

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  • Pilgor Town: Wooden platform behind the Town Hall — On the wooden platform off the north side of town, behind the Town Hall.

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  • Pilgor Town: Top of the central flagpole — Top of the central flagpole. Fly up, or bounce off the tyres.

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  • Pilgor Town: Hoop on the Explorer's Den — In a metal hoop on top of the Explorer's Den. Floats until the Explorer's Den is built; fly up, or use the fast-travel cannon.

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  • Rad Resort: Upper tier, south-east building — Upper tier of the south-east-most building, above the ramp.

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  • Rad Resort: Green metal sign — On top of the green metal Rad Resort sign on the east side of town.

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  • Rad Resort: Yellow Pointy Foods container — Inside the yellow Pointy Foods shipping container on the west side.

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  • Rad Resort: Behind the waste waterfall — Behind the radioactive-waste waterfall on the south-west side.

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  • Rad Resort: Statue's fishing pole — On the end of the broken fishing pole of the Statue of Libertarian.

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  • Newtown: North-west watchtower — In the wooden watchtower on the north-west side.

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  • Newtown: Reinfaus billboard — On the Reinfaus billboard atop a skyscraper on the south side.

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  • Newtown: Scrap-metal wind turbine — On top of the scrap-metal wind turbine in the centre of town.

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  • Newtown: Red Pointy Foods container — Inside a red Pointy Foods container in the south-east corner.

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  • Newtown: Scrap tower — On the side of the scrap tower in the south-east corner.

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  • Hooferdome: Flagpole on the western tower — At the end of a flagpole protruding from the western tower.

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  • Hooferdome: Under a top building — Underneath one of the buildings at the top of Hooferdome.

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  • Hooferdome: Dam wall walkway — On the metal walkway halfway up the dam wall.

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  • Hooferdome: North-east watchtower cage — At the top of the north-east internal watchtower, inside a gibbet cage.

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  • Hooferdome: Yellow container by the Rations store — Inside the yellow shipping container next to the Rations store.

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  • Fruitopia: Top of the east wooden ramp — At the top of the yellow and blue wooden ramp on the east side.

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  • Fruitopia: Diving board by the waterfall — Floating near the waterfall, by a diving board on a pink shipping container.

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  • Fruitopia: Wicker pear — Inside a wicker pear on one of the wooden platforms.

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  • Fruitopia: Pink container opposite the waterfall — Inside the pink shipping container opposite the waterfall.

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  • Fruitopia: South wooden platform — On a wooden platform on the south side.

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Baadlands Trinkets — The Wasteland

DLC35 in the game

Thirty-five Trinkets spread across the open map, listed by landmark and not in any particular menu order.

  • The Wasteland: Oil pipe south of Pilgor Town — On top of the metal oil pipe south of Pilgor Town.

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  • The Wasteland: Bridge support south of Rad Resort — On top of the bridge support south of Rad Resort.

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  • The Wasteland: Concrete tube by the cinema frame — In a concrete tube hidden behind wooden pallets, opposite the outdoor-cinema frame south-west of The Dig.

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  • The Wasteland: Concrete tube in the Rad Resort canyon — Inside a concrete tube in the canyon on the west side of Rad Resort.

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  • The Wasteland: Fallen crane arm — Inside the end of the fallen crane arm south-west of the Junkyard. Climb in from the top and slide down.

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  • The Wasteland: Secure house on the rocky spire — On the back porch of the secure house on the rocky spire south-east of Pilgor Town.

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  • The Wasteland: Cannon crater outside Hooferdome — Inside one of the cannon craters outside Hooferdome.

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  • The Wasteland: Rocks in the sand pit — On the rocks in the centre of the sand pit south-east of the Junkyard.

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  • The Wasteland: Lookout at the Raider Camp south-west of Newtown — In the wooden lookout atop the bridge support at the Raider Camp south-west of Newtown.

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  • The Wasteland: Blue container on the mountain by the Rustpool — Inside a blue shipping container on the south-west mountain at Hooferdome, east of the Rustpool.

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  • The Wasteland: Gantry at the Raider Camp north of Haggletown — On the metal gantry of the northmost building at the Raider Camp north of Haggletown.

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  • The Wasteland: Scaffold tower east of Rad Resort — On top of the metal scaffold tower east of Rad Resort.

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  • The Wasteland: Tunnel behind Bit's and Bob's Farm — Inside a tunnel at the back of Bit's and Bob's Farm, south of Fruitopia.

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  • The Wasteland: Walkway at the front of Haggletown — On a walkway at the front of Haggletown.

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  • The Wasteland: Red container on the Junkyard building — Inside a red Pointy Foods container on top of the Junkyard building.

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  • The Wasteland: Burning barrel at Overlook — Inside a burning barrel at the Overlook.

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  • The Wasteland: Large bridge in The Great Shower — On the large bridge in The Great Shower, directly south of the Radio Tower.

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  • The Wasteland: Side of the Radio Tower west of Pilgor Town — Floating off the side of the Radio Tower west of Pilgor Town. Flight is likely to help.

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  • The Wasteland: Ridge north of Rad Resort — On a ridge on the north side of Rad Resort.

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  • The Wasteland: Fuel shed south of The Dig — Inside the fuel shed south of The Dig.

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  • The Wasteland: Wooden structure up the Radio Tower north-west of Newtown — On the wooden structure leading up to the Radio Tower north-west of Newtown.

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  • The Wasteland: Red container at the Racetrack — Inside the red Pointy Foods container at the Racetrack.

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  • The Wasteland: Oil pipe end by Prop Golf — On the end of the metal oil pipe in front of the Prop Golf minigame, south-east of Haggletown.

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  • The Wasteland: Large metal tower east of Haggletown — Inside the large metal tower south-east of the Radio Tower, east of Haggletown.

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  • The Wasteland: Gantry under the Radio Tower east of Haggletown — On a metal gantry underneath the Radio Tower east of Haggletown.

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  • The Wasteland: Above the ramp, Raider Camp north of Haggletown — Above the ramp in the Raider Camp north of Haggletown.

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  • The Wasteland: Tennis court seating — On the seating at the tennis court south-east of Pilgor Town.

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  • The Wasteland: Blue container in the Pilgor canyon — Inside the blue Pointy Foods container in the canyon directly south-east of Pilgor Town.

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  • The Wasteland: Building top at the Raider Camp north-east of Pilgor Town — At the top of the building in the Raider Camp north-east of Pilgor Town.

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  • The Wasteland: Oil pipes between Roach Farm and the Junkyard — On top of the oil pipes between Roach Farm and the Junkyard.

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  • The Wasteland: South building at the Raider Camp between The Dig and the Junkyard — On top of the south-side building of the Raider Camp between The Dig and the Junkyard.

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  • The Wasteland: Red container at The Dig — Inside the red Pointy Foods container at The Dig.

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  • The Wasteland: Tyre at the Raider Camp south-west of Newtown — In a tyre on the west side of the Raider Camp south-west of Newtown.

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  • The Wasteland: Boardwalk at the Raider Camp south of Newtown — On a wooden boardwalk between two towers in the Raider Camp south of Newtown.

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  • The Wasteland: Oil pipe at the Chopper spawn — On top of the oil pipe at the Chopper spawn point south-east of Newtown.

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