In Celebration of Violence

None of us will leave this room alive. Kill 6 enemies while bleeding out.

Chop down 150 trees in 1 run.

Did i do this...? maybe what they say about me is true.

I have recently purchased five marvelous weapons.

I'll die if I don't stop the bleeding.

Get a weapon up to +10.

All these soldiers always yelling about honor on the battlefield. I'll stick to the shadows.

Never enter a battle without your armor.

I've a sizable bag of coin now and all it took was five murders. Kill 5 civilians.

I knew he could see me with those frozen eyes.

Kill something with a flaming arrow (shoot it through fire, or while on fire)

Go ahead tire yourself out upon my shield. Block a large amount of enemy attacks with a shield.

It would have taken too long to do each prisoner independently, so I lined them up and killed them a

The only way to truly appreciate magic is to master its every form.

I've enough goods to make a hefty profit. Buy a lot of experience at a shop.

Ten vials. All different colors. Let us see what happens. Chemist Identify 10 potions in one run.

Only fifty ingots and already me arms are near to fall off. Make 50 ingots using a forge.

All these different memories... I do not know who I am anymore.

Complete a level without being detected.

I need to stay as healthy as possible.

I filled my bag with every good I could find. I'll eventually either sell it all or make myself some

I do not need any useless memories to distract me from my task.

For three score days the disease ate away at my body and my lifespan has certainly been reduced

My army will show him true justice. Kill Brearg with the Solider

I poured through the library and found five books that should be of great help to me.

Is there even a man amongst that cloud of flies?

Fine! I don't need a key anyway! I will just smash it open!

Defeat a god without attacking him with your weapon (spells and allies are fine).

I reached my journey's end in only fifteen minutes.

I only trust my fists. Defeat a boss using only your fists.

Pray to thousandfold that you may continue to incite violence. But don't pray too hard.

Think I can get them both if I aim just right... Kill two enemies with a single arrow.

My god loves me. I have dedicated my life to him and he'll surely not abandon me now. Right?

I will need at least ten loyal followers to take up my cause. Recruit ten followers.

The fight was over but he was bleeding badly and there was nothing I could do to stop it.

I have my trusty blade right here. I call her Godkiller. Never even been sharpened

Break 5 weapons in 1 run

Kill 3 enemies with 1 bolt of lightning.

Just how much of a mage could a chunk of obsidian really be anyway?

I've performed this ritual three times already. Activate 3 blood mage rituals in one run

What are the odds of finding him here? At least a hundred to one.

Have 500 unspent experience during a run. Note: Stacks with Experience Trader

I'm not done yet... and you'll be coming with me! Defeat a boss while bleeding out.

The boar is beginning its charge. Now is the time to strike!

Find 4 treasures in one run

I may be a simple farmer. But the warmonger has gone too far. He has to die.

I have a dozen different weapons here. Any of them will suit my needs.

It is going to take at least a hundred ingots to make every weapon I want.