OUT OF THE BOX: Xbox Edition

Once every blue moon can't be that bad, but don't get used to letting minors in.

I'm afraid you couldn't have done it any worse...

You accused an innocent man. I suppose you're proud...

You've let 100 potential customers leave the line... And this is your reward!

Wait a minute... Did Vinnie tell you to give that letter to your parole officer?

You've had to deal with 20 cocky customers. They just never learn...

You managed to make the snitch confess... But is that what you wanted?

You let 20 drunk customers in. Do you really know what you're doing?

You managed to calm down 20 customers, but don't let that get to your head.

Good work always pays off. Have fun!

You've made yourself several max capacity bonuses. Seems like the job suits you.

Thanks for being honest. No one deserves to go to jail for something they didn't do.

Congrats. You beat the shit out of 20 people. How does that feel?

You took the "chat" a bit too far with the snitch.

You've managed to let 500 people in the club. Keep up the good work!

Well... At least you tried.

Is this what you really wanted? Keep trying.

You tried to reason with 100 customers. Do you believe in flower power?

You've carded 100 customers. Maybe you belong in Arstotzka.

You've taken 20 bribes. Have you ever considered a career in politics?

There have been 20 brawls in your line. You better start showing who's boss.

Liz is still alive thanks to you. Now... Go and get her!

Did you really have to listen to that monster?

You helped Howard, for old time's sake. Don't get used to it.

You've kicked out 100 assholes... And counting.

Negotiating is not your strong suit. People have told you to eat shit 20 times.

I thought you were a tough guy... But you've gotten your ass kicked 10 times.