SkateBIRD

You are the SkateBIRD

It smells a lot better in here now

You're now only slightly scared of heists

You've wrecked this place worse than a hole-in-the-wall computer store ever could

Wait, breaking into a server is that easy?

You've become a skateboarding bird

You've found where the boss lives, now take his stuff

You're pretty sure the CEO won't get their deposit back

You've prepared the best welcome-home party that a bird ever could

Nobody suspects the birds

You're a bird on a skateboard, and you tried your best

You've reached the rooftop, let the heist begin

You've befriended Anthony, and now Seagull can worry less about him being so alone.

Anthony had been on the fringes too long, and now he's back with his people. Good job, bird.

You've gone out into the world and touched some grass

You've proven you can be trusted in the Big Room, and maybe get to go out more often