Tux and Fanny

You discovered that leaving a game disk in a fish tank will irreparably break that game.

Got the new high score in Agile Auto.

Got the chicken dinner.

Reached the bottom of the ocean and partied with a crab.

You filled every page of your bird and bug book and flower book.

You teamed up and showed that evil snow spider who was boss.

You are the coolest cloud around.

You conquered the trail.

You beat the Blue Demon, finally.

You rescued your whole family on the hardest difficulty.

You fought the giant fly with everything you had, and emerged victorious.

You appeased every goblin, and now they consider you a friend.

You avoided Herbert long enough to smash some vases.

You helped a fairy, and it unlocked this achievement.

Found the button lying on the kitchen floor.

Ate a mouse, a rabbit, a fox, a horse, and an elephant!

Overcame your existential crisis.

You pet a bunny. It was soft.

You solved all the tractor puzzles.

You spent some quality time with your nose in a book.

'Helped' people until they asked you to stop.

You played a song on your thumb piano and Sasquatch loved it.

Learned the value of working together (and eating your own tail).

You didn't get eaten on your way down the mountain.

Braved the fear-soaked world of Skull Legs and emerged triumphant.

You went on a big adventure, and then you played soccer with your best friend.

You won solitaire.

You set a new high score in Tim Tooth.

You lost and then found yourself on a relaxing ride down the river.

You're fairly certain that you found a unicorn.

Successfully traversed the digestive systems of a horse and a fish and then went home.